Fine whine
ages nicely in Cleveland
The "Art of Smack" elevates fan
bitterness over Ravens visit
To borrow
an old phrase, you can't swing a dead cat in Cleveland
without hitting some Baltimore and/or Ravens-bashing
gentleman or lady. That's "Crackmore" and
"Ratbirds" for those of you who have denied
yourself the pleasure of visiting a Cleveland Browns
bulletin board. The story is well documented: A fight
with city officials over a new stadium, the moving of a
beloved football team with a proud tradition and
disappointed, bitter fans left behind in the dust. Sound
familiar? Brownie fans, we know the feeling and you good
people have a few legs up on us. Cleveland has their
team, their name and their colors back. They can even
slap on a helmet logo if they ever decide to get fancy.
The fans of Cleveland will not empathize with us, nor
will we with them. It's human nature, that unmistakable
"looking out for #1" in all of us. Let bygones
be bygones? Hardly. Nowhere is this hostility more
evident than at my friend and fellow webmaster Art
Bietz's Cleveland Rant. Artie has spent a
great deal of time and effort building his "I Hate
Baltimore and the Ravens" theme park and it's well
worth putting on your hard hat and taking a ride. They
say that time heals all wounds. Perhaps, as has happened
in Baltimore, when the Browns step up to contender
status, the bitterness, ill feelings and name-calling
will drift by the wayside and the action on the gridiron
will take center stage in Cleveland. Until then, the
Dawgs will continue to bark at the good ole honest,
hardworking "Crackmore" mailman.
Week 5
Predictions:
Season Record: (35-24)
| Baltimore
at Cleveland |
Big game
for Browns fans; Too bad they can't play |
BAL |
| Arizona at
San Francisco |
At least
the 49ers are scoring |
S.F. |
| Chicago at
Green Bay |
Is the Pack
back? Enough for the Bad News Bears |
G.B. |
| Dallas at
Carolina |
Is there a
more irritating team to predict than Dallas? |
CAR |
| Indianapolis
at Buffalo |
Peyton
Manning says Kurt who? |
IND |
| Miami at
Cincinnati |
The real
question is will the Bengals score? |
MIA |
| Minnesota
at Detroit |
Big Duante
C. will have another big game |
MIN |
| New England
at Denver |
With
Griese, Broncos win; Without Griese, Broncos win |
DEN |
| N.Y. Giants
at Tennessee |
Will
someone tell the Titans that the season has
started |
N.Y. |
| Pittsburgh
at Jacksonville |
Jaguars +
referees too much for Steelers |
JAC |
| San Diego
at St. Louis |
Ryan Leaf
vs. Kurt Warner; enough said |
STL |
| Tampa Bay
at Washington |
Could be
the game of the week; Good test for both |
T.B. |
| Atlanta at
Philadelphia |
Philly
always tough at home; Who are these Falcons? |
ATL |
| Seattle at
Kansas City |
Chiefs
starting to look like a team again |
K.C. |
(open dates: New Orleans, N.Y. Jets, Oakland)
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WEEK 5:
Cleveland
Browns
 
THE FACTS:
When: Sunday, 10/1, 1:00 pm
Where: Cleveland Browns Stadium
TV: CBS
Radio: WJFK-1360 AM |
Visit the ESPN Ravens Clubhouse:
Weeks
in review: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
Browns
fans still carrying grudge
Cleveland
faithful remain angry over team's move to Baltimore
As a regular visitor to some of the more
popular Cleveland Browns bulletin boards, I have first-hand
knowledge of the ill feelings towards our fair city and
the Ravens or "Ratbirds", as they endearingly
term us. Believe me, these guys are still madder than a
pack of wet hens. With a young expansion team still years
away from contention, the Dawg Pound would
like nothing better than to see their beloved new team
somehow come away victorious over the Ravens on Sunday.
Will it happen? Probably not. Last year, Brian Billick
played a head game on the Browns that would have made
Bill Clinton proud. Shifting the focus away from the
Ravens' first visit to Cleveland since the move and onto
potential officiating problems, the sly head coach
sandbagged a city and Baltimore waltzed away with a
convincing 41-9 victory before a rapidly emptying
Cleveland Browns Stadium. So what is different this year?
The Browns are improved --but the Ravens are MUCH
improved. Setting aside the understandable wishes of the
Ohio fans, the teams themselves are at greatly different
levels. Baltimore is on the verge of producing an all
around powerhouse, that is, a suffocating defense, a
grind-it-out offense with big-play potential and a
special teams unit boasting some real hitters. The Browns
are still in the infant stage, stockpiling high draft
picks, as is the custom of an expansion team. Quarterback
Tim Couch and defensive end Courtney Brown will become
household names in the next few years, once a supporting
cast is built around them. Unfortunately for Cleveland,
the Ravens arrive in just a few days. I look for the
Ravens' offense to continue its growth on Sunday, with
Jamal Lewis and Priest Holmes eating up yardage and clock
time while opening up opportunities for Tony Banks and
the young, fleet receivers. The Browns, like all
Baltimore opponents, will have grave difficulty running
the ball and their hopes will ride on Tim Couch's ability
to throw under pressure, a daunting task for a second
year man working behind a suspect offensive line. Michael
McCrary, along with Ron Burnett, who is bidding to become
this years Ravens MVP, should once again
wreak havoc in the Cleveland backfield.
Prediction: Ravens 38, Browns 10
Discuss the game with Browns fans or
go
"smak" it up in The Cleveland Rant.
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