This year we are introducing a new section to our website, Timmy's Corner. For years you have read comments from just myself with the occasional comment from Timmy or Johnny. Starting today and every monday I will be incorporating Timmy's comments into the website in his new section. I now give you TIMMY'S CORNER: The new season has come to fruition! Winning our first spring training game of the season can only mean one thing: Oscar will be batting 4th! Just what you wanted, here’s the Top 10 Reasons for looking forward to the upcoming Muckdog Season:
#10. Chris Carlson playing his own theme music as he rounds the bases!
#9. Adding more players with a last name ending in “Z”, severely raising our street cred in Brentwood and Wyandanch.
#8. Watching me actually hit the cut-off man! #7. Finally witnessing a catch and tag at home plate by Falco.
#6. Angelo Rodriguez actually hitting above .200
#5. No more weenie….NO MORE WEENIE!!!!!!
#4. Keith eventually getting replaced in the field by one Donald Mason
#3. A game in where Papi doesn’t throw a walk…..oh wait, that just happened!
#2. The opportunity of actually, possibly, winning an actual trophy!
And the number 1 reason to look forward to the Muckdog Season is:
#1. Dude, it’s friggin Sunday morning at 9:00, what the hell else are you going to do?
Just like Letterman’s Top 10, it falls WAY SHORT. Oh well, good luck to everyone this season. And for once, hit the damn cut-off guy!!!!!!