Some of my favorites
movie quotes , quotes on school , growing up , quotes of wisdom , friendship , random quotes

"Who is the more foolish the fool or the fool who folows him?"
Obi won Kanobi

"I'll take pleasure in gutting you boy"
a soldier in The Rock

"Putin on the foil coach"
the hansons in Slap Shot

"as far as I'm concerned, bacon comes from magical happy place"
not a movie but the officer in John Doe

"it might, sha and monkeys might fly out of my butt"
Wayne Cambell in Wayne's World

"Ms. Veronica Vahn, soooooo hot, wan-to touch the hinee."
Billy Madison

"This is my BOOM STICK"
Bruce Campbell

"Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun."
Bruce Campbell

"I came here to do 2 things, chew gum and kick ass. Looks like I'm fresh out of gum."
Roddy Piper

"I never let my schooling interfer with my learning"
Mark Twain

Quotes on growning up, etc.

"Adults are obsolete children"
Dr. Seuss

"Maturity is knowing when to be immature"
Randall Hall

"One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child."
Randall Jarrell

"Maturity is highly overrated"
my step-mom

Quotes of wisodom

"It is very simple to play as fool! You don't have to prove nothing"
Catalin Sorescu

"Forget and forgive. This is not difficult when properly understood. It means forget inconvenient duties, then forgive yourself for forgetting. By rigid practice and stern determination, it becomes easy."
unknown

"Procrastination is the key to world peace"

friendship

"A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."
Winnie the Pooh

"No man is a failure, who has friends."
Clarence

Random quotes

"you know what they say, here today, gone to-Maui"
various different people and a t-shirt