You Know You're Obsessed With Sailor Moon When... Installment Five

You know you're obsessed with Sailor Moon when..

301. You have waited patiently for this fifth installment...
302. You have waited impatiently for this installment...
303. You have sent author (me!) flame mails about lack of next installment
304. You are terrified by the fact that there is a fifth installment...
305. You are incredibly thrilled by that fact...
306. You are now impatiently awaiting the sixth...
307. Even though you haven't even finished this one yet
308. You have this fic on your favorites list (AN even though ff.net doesn't have it back up yet)
309. You have sent over a hundred suggestions to author... (AN its happened 3 times!)
310. You have sent a complete list for her to review

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311. You own one of the Sailor Senshi action figures... ~
312. You own ALL of the Sailor Senshi action figures... ~
313. Plus the villains... ~
314. And you actually play with them ~
315. You own one of the guardian cat stuffed animals... ~
316. You own all three... ~
317. Pretend they're alive... ~
318. Believe they come alive at night... ~
319. Have tried repeatedly to catch them in the act of coming alive... ~
320. Are actually convinced they are alive... ~
321. And make every one treat them as if they were alive... ~
322. You believe they're searching for the new Senshi... ~
323. And that you are one of them... ~ Charlyne
324. You own Sailor Moon subtitled movies... ~
325. You own all the Sailor Moon subtitled movies ~
326. You've seen all the dubs... ~
327. You hate all the Sailor Moon dubs ~
328. You've seen all the "cut out" episodes... ~
329. Want to see them dubbed... ~
330. But not by DiC
331. You write emails to the dubbers... ~
332. Which contain flames ~
333. You beg Sunrise (dubbed Gundam) to do Sailor Stars... ~
334. You've actually seen Sailor Stars... ~
335. You love the Starlights... ~
336. You know what a Starlight is... ~
337. You believe you are one ~
338. You know all their songs... ~
339. You're so devoted, they wrote a song about you... ~
340. And played it on an episode... ~
341. Then made it a theme song ~
342. You enter a love contest with your cousin ~
343. Send pictures of it to DiC... ~
344. Then write a huge hate mail saying how stupid "cousins" is ~
345. You wear a miniskirt everyday... ~
346. Even though you're a guy ~
347. One of your youmas...I mean...little brothers...calls you "Usagi no Baka" ~
348. Causing you to smack him with the telephone ~
349. You wear a brooch... ~
350. Which was given to you by a mysterious talking black cat... ~
351. That has a moon on it... ~
352. It has a crystal in it... ~
353. It has the Silver Imperial Crystal in it... ~
354. When you hold it in the air and shout "Moon Prism Power, Make Up!"... ~
355. And it works... ~
356. You use it to kill Queen Beryl... ~
357. Die... ~
358. And come back... ~ ShadowSandrock
359. You're assigned a project to do about yourself, and your Whole poster is filled with Sailor Moon pics... ~
360. And the report is all about Sailor Moon, too ~
361. Your teacher know more about Sailor Moon then she does about French ~
362. You add to this list JUST to see your name on here ~
363. You are forbidden to talk about anything SM related in school... ~
364. Around your friends... ~
365. At your house... ~
366. Forget that...You're not allowed to talk about it, period! !
367. You and your friends call each other by the Senshi names... ~
368. And believe being friends together is your destiny ~ Michiruka
369. You take sick days from school/work when FF.net is down 'cause you can't deal with the real world if you haven't checked to see if there is a new installment yet ~
370. You love roses... ~
371. Especially red ones... ~
372. And you like to dress up in tuxedos... ~
373. With a little white half-mask... ~
374. Even though you're a girl ~
375. You went to a shrink for psychiatric help with your obsession... ~ (AN Maybe I should look into that...)
376. And end up getting your shrink addicted to SM ~ (AN then again, maybe not)
377. You write letters to your college in hopes of getting them to create a class, called "Sailor Moon 101" ... ~
378. And volunteer to teach the course ~
379. You've discovered the exact type of rose Tuxedo Mask throws... ~
380. Even the white ones in his Moonlight Knight guise ~
381. You find a way to mention/study/incorporate Sailor Moon into all your homework... ~
382. And your teachers actually accept it... ~
383. Even though you're in college... ~
384. Because they've become obsessed too ~
385. You wonder if you're a Senshi who just hasn't recovered her memory after defeating Beryl ~
386. You think Beryl could have defeated the Senshi if she had just tried harder... ~
387. You think you could have defeated the Senshi... ~
388. You think you'd make a better Queen of the Negaverse then Beryl any day... ~
389. You *know* you would... ~
390. You study Beryl's weaknesses/strengths/attacks so you won't make the same mistakes ~
391. You wonder where you can sign up to work for the Negaverse... ~
392. You're constantly thinking up awesome new youmas and attacks that *can* defeat the Senshi ~
393. You made yourself a gray suit just like one of the Generals... ~
394. And you wear... ~
395. In public... ~
396. Outside Halloween time ~
397. You fight mock battles with people in fukus... ~
398. You fight real battles with said people... ~
399. But you only manage to awaken new Senshi... ~
AN: Oh Good Goddess...Number 400!!!
400. And some freak in a tux is always saving the fuku-clad figures ~
401. You collect crystals, hoping they'll merge into one big powerful crystal ~
402. You study advance physics in hopes of learning that dematerializing trick the generals use ~
403. You try to invent a machine that will drain people's energy... ~
404. You think it would be cool to have your energy drained... ~
405. You'd pay for one hour in Jadeite's "Relaxation Pods" ... ~
406. You check out the basement of your local gym to see if they have any ~
407. You wonder why Makoto and (female) Zoicite have the same hairdo (pony tail, with bangs, and two hair strands framing face) ... ~
408. You style your own brunette hair into a Makoto pony tail ~
409. You wonder about and invent Sailor Moon conspiracy theories... ~
410. Like what if Mamoru's and/or Makoto's parents might have staged their deaths and still be alive somewhere ~
411. You wonder what the Generals' lives were like before Beryl ~
412. You sit in front of a fire and chant Rei's phrases and hand movements... ~
413. Ask the fire for guidance... ~
414. And are not surprised when images appear in the flames ~
415. You shout as many variations of the transformation phrases, in hopes of finding one that works for you... ~
416. You actually do ~
417. You think Bill Gates is a Negaverse General... ~
418. You think all millionaires are Negaverse Generals ~
419. You become best friends with the daughter of a jewelry storeowner... ~
420. And she happens to fall in love with a hunky older male millionaire ~
421. You're suspicious of every new student that enrolls in your school (What!? They could be Negaspys!?) ~ (AN I agree! Who knows what side they're on...)
422. The only reason you went to prom was to see all the guys in tuxedos ~
423. You can cook a darn good casserole... ~
424. And your cookies are delicious, too ~
425. The blanket on your bed has little bunnies and crescent moons on it... ~
426. Even though you're a guy... ~
427. Even though you're a forty year old guy ~
428. You're always running late... ~
429. You try to get up and ready for school in two minutes flat... ~
430. And succeed... ~
431. Without breaking your neck on the way down the stairs ~
432. You're always picking fights with your blonde best friend... ~
433. And calling her names... ~
434. In reference to her hair style... ~
435. Even though you really do care about her... ~
436. But you're kinda pissed when your ex turns out to be her soulmate ~
437. You check this fic everyday... ~
438. And try to review...~
439. Even though FF.net won't let you login... ~
440. And The Firefaery won't accept anonymous reviews ~ (AN I fixed that!)
441. When FF.net finally let you login and review, you go into a spasm and a crying fit when try to post your suggestions over and over and each time the window says "Query failed: query..." ~ (AN lol) Bryn GoUrl
442. You realize you've read this list before... ~
443. But read it again anyway... ~
444. And then realize it was your girlfriend who told you about this list... ~
445. Because she was bragging about submitting and getting posted... ~
446. You girlfriend is Michiruka ~ (AN thanks for telling others, Michiruka!)
447. You flame Cloverway day in and day out for that "cousins" thing ~
448. You petition them for Sailor Stars... ~
449. And then flame them when they do, but don't kill Mamoru like they were supposed to ~
450. You ignore people who don't call you by your Senshi name... ~
451. And kill those who use the English version ~
452. You just know that Haruka is real... ~
453. And have many cuts and bruises due to scaling walls in search of her ~
454. You jump and down in front of your computer every time you realize that the last 30 were submitted by Michiruka... ~
455. You stalk Michiruka... ~
456. You were killed by me (Lita10o) for stalking Michiruka (I didn't do it, I swear!)... ~ (AN I won't tell if you won't...)
457. You *are* Michiruka ~
458. You stayed up way late just to read this list... ~
459. Even though you weren't even supposed to be online... ~
460. And were still awake when you got to #300 ~
461. You can't wait for more installments... ~
462. You can't wait to see Michiruka's suggestions in more installments ~ (AN I didn't disappoint...she's up there)
463. You have various wall scrolls, posters, and printed pics on your wall... ~
464. And are still planning to get more ~
465. You have all the mangas... ~
466. In English... ~
467. And Japanese... ~
468. And actually know which way to read the Japanese ones ~ Lita10o
469. You finished this fifth installment...
470. And weren't at all surprised when it hit #400... (AN I sure as hell was! lol)
471. And won't be surprised when the sixth hits #500, and #600... (AN Which it will, by the way...)

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~ Author's Note ~

Okay...another day, another shocker...471! And I have about 200 more for installment six...look for it very soon! Is anyone else scared by this turn of events?

Author List
#305 - #317: Charlyne ( New submitter!)
#318 - #352: ShadowSandrock (New submitter!)
#353 - #362: Michiruka (Return submitter...with a following, now! Lita10o, right?)
#363 - #435: Bryn GoUrl (Return submitter...she's scary! lol j/k :D )
#436 - #462: Lita10o (New submitter...recommended here by Michiruka!)
The rest were all mine! Mine, I tell you! Mine!

P.S. Keep 'em coming...sorry, Chinmoku no Senshi...you'll be in the next one, okay? I didn't want to overload it...look for it by Friday or Saturday, okay?

The Firefaery
firefaery29@yahoo.com