You Know You're Obsessed With Sailor Moon When... Installment Four

You know you're obsessed with Sailor Moon when..

207. "Oh god...207? This is great!" is the first thing you utter when you read this...
208. "When is the next one due out?" is the second thing...
209. "Will she put my fifty suggestions in the fifth, I wonder?" is the third
210. You actually have fifty suggestions for me...
211. You have more than fifty (AN this could get out of hand, don't you think?...Nah! lol)
212. You are on the last three installments, including this one...
213. You are on all four of them...hey, wait a minute! I'm the only one on all four...oh, right...Guess I'm obsessed
214. You printed these out and took them to work...
215. School...
216. Grocery store...
217. And read them...
218. Out loud...
219. Ignored the funny looks you got...
220. And then made your friends...
221. Family...
222. Passer-bys...
223. Read them, too

Now on to other authors...

224. You glue a golden horn onto your neighbors head because his is white-blonde (Helios) ~
225. Whenever you hear the word monster, you yell out "Everyone, Transform!"... ~
226. Or the Japanese version "Henshin Yo!"... ~
227. And you actually call out the transformation phrase...
228. And get mad when your friends don't ~
229. You try to eat as fast as Usagi... ~
230. And succeed... ~
231. Without turning blue from lack of oxygen ~
232. You try standing on top of light posts... ~
233. And you manage it... ~
234. Without falling to your death ~
235. Whenever someone calls you stupid you start wailing... ~
236. And say "You're so mean, Rei!"... ~
237. Whether their name is actually Rei or not ~ Devils Darling
238. You are inducted into the online sacred group known as "Moonies" ~
239. You constantly watch WB and Toonami in hopes that the Senshi will just pop up ~
240. You cried when WB showed Sailor Moon on their Toonami slot, then viciously ripped them off ~
241. You have been forbidden to email Cartoon Network & WB because they are tired of your numerous flames about bad dubs...~
242. That "cousins" fiasco between Michiru and Haruka... ~
243. And (AN I quote) "its about damned time we had all 200 episodes and the frickin' movies already!!" ... ~ (AN lol)
244. They have told you to "start acting your age, please" ~
245. You have your kids hooked on Sailor Moon ~ Sailor SteelKat
246. You hate DiC with a passion ... ~
247. You believe they ruined everything good about Sailor Moon ... ~
248. Write flame mail to DiC daily... ~
249. Forget flame mail, you protest outside the studios... ~
250. They've had you arrested for doing it... ~
251. Repeatedly... ~
252. Maybe because you threatened to burn down the building... ~ (AN nahhh...you think? lol)
253. You aren't aloud within 100ft of the building... ~
254. Forget the building, you aren't aloud within 500ft of the employees who helped dub Sailor Moon ~
255. You're like me and keep adding to this list ~ Michiruka
256. You cut mini crescent moons out of gold foil/paper... ~
257. Tape them to your cat's forehead... ~
258. Tape one to your forehead... ~
259. Wear it in public... ~
260. And strangers on the street have stopped and bowed to you, thinking you're the reincarnated Moon Princess ~
261. Small children have come up to you, claiming to be your future son/daughter ~
262. You've cried over an episode/book of Sailor Moon... ~ (AN I cried during the episode where Nephrite dies...*sniffs* Molly was so sad )
263. You've yelled at the TV/book during an episode/story of Sailor Moon... ~
264. An episode/book on Sailor Moon upset you so bad you couldn't sleep ~
265. You've thrown Sailor Moon theme parties ~
266. You yell at anyone who talks bad about SM... ~
267. Unless of course it's about DiC... ~
268. Or that "cousins" thing ~
269. Your family... ~
270. Friends ~
271. Significant other, want to get you psychiatric help for your obsession ~ (AN he he...that's me...)
272. You've often wondered if you're a Senshi that hasn't awakened yet ~
273. You have dreams of mysterious guys/girls begging you to find crystals... ~
274. You have dreams involving any SM characters ~
275. Posters of Sailor Moon/Tuxedo Kamen/Senshi cover the walls of your bedroom... ~
276. Your locker at school... ~
277. Cubical at work... ~
278. You've got a wallet-sized picture of your favorite Senshi as well... ~
279. And pretend they're your significant other ~
280. You argue with your friends for hours over the dif between Manga/Anime/Novels ~
281. You argue for hours about whether Zoicite made a better guy or girl ~
282. You can't remember (or imagine) life without/before Sailor Moon ~
283. You were able to skip Japanese 101 because you already speak fluently from watching Sailor Moon ~
284. You memorized all Japanese lyrics for all songs in the subtt. episodes/movies... ~
285. Even though you can't speak an intelligent word of the language... ~
286. You hum and/or sing the songs... ~
287. In public... ~
288. To see if anyone recognizes them... ~
289. And are totally overjoyed when a guy in a tux starts a duet with you ~
290. You study every song you ever hear to see if it can be twisted into an SM song fic ~
291. You only date college guys who want to become doctors (Darien/Andrew) ~
292. You study and love Greek Mythology because it helps you understand SM ~
293. You named your car Endymion... ~
294. You have a Tuxedo Mask bumper sticker on him... ~
295. You made a Tuxedo Mask bumper sticker 'cause you couldn't find one for sale ~
296. You call your boyfriend "Endy" as an endearment... ~
297. And he calls you "Sere" ~
298. You forgot to study for your psychology midterm because you pulled an all-nighter just to read SM fanfiction... ~
299. You pulled an all-nighter just to think up more suggestions for this list ~ (AN I hope not) ~ Bryn GoUrl

And the 300dreth way you know you're obsessed with Sailor Moon is...
300. You actually finished this amazingly long list!!!

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~ Author's Note ~

Okay...take deep breaths...three hundred!! Oh good lord! Wow...I've created a monster.... But hey, send me more and I'll make a fifth installment okay? lol

Author List

#224 - #237: Devils Darling (new submitter)
#238 - #245: Sailor SteelKat (new submitter)
#246 - #255: Michiruka (repeat offender...I mean submitter... refer to #212)
#256 - #299: Bryn GoUrl (new submitter...wow!...that's all I can say...)

#300 was all mine, baby! The Firefaery
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