TAP YOUR BRAIN

About this site

This site came from a thoroughly demented idea that one can actually influence the thoughts of a large number of other people by putting stuff where lots of people can see it. Since only one quadrillionth of all sites ever get visited, I don't stand a dang good chance, do I? But you know what? In every culture, the fringe always sticks out and makes the differences that affect society in the most profound way. That's why I proudly hand you an electric dose of noncomformity.

So don't let anyone tell you that your learning disabilities can't be overcome, that your communication skills are bad, or that you can't make it in the real world unless you get a college degree. You live by your wits, not your intellect, environment, or genes. Unlike the background, there's no gray matter about that!

What this site has to offer

I program in my spare time. I also do some drawing and some level editing using various engines, which you are free to download. The primary intention of this site is to become a wiser person than when you entered this site. Whether you are deeply involved in brainy commentary or you are just screwing around looking for something fun on this website, I guarantee that you'll be satisfied.

If you just want some stuff to download, click HERE. Be sure to check out the projects that I'm working on. None of these projects are finished yet, but they will truly rock the house when the time comes.

Click HERE to view rhetoric (or drivel, depending on what you want to call it). In this section, you are welcome to ADD to the rhetoric by giving your own opinions about anything. I will publish everything (within reason) that people send me. Hey, we are one people, right? That means we can only exist with open discourse.

Signing up

Interested in joining the brain trust? Going against the flow? Breaching the societal machine? Defying the laws of nature? Breaking the--okay, you get the picture. We all have our appraisals and disgruntlements. But doing something about them requires a team. Join TAP YOUR BRAIN and you will become an influential controler of the path our world takes!! This is not an exaggeration!!!!

OR you can sit around in an office cubicle, resuming the slow, arduous process of permanently cementing your butt molecules to your chair. Your choice.

SIGN UP NOW!

Author

This site is brought to you by Chris Allen, who serves no master.

Speak softly and carry a big disk.
You'll need it.

Do you like the central nervous system background? If you do, thanks. I don't mess around with others' drawings. All drawings here are a courtesy of yours truly. Conversely, if you think the design unequivocally sucks, tell me! I've got an open mind, and I would like to listen to your feedback.

Other Web Designers

If you'd like to know, this isn't the only exclusive club floating around there. In the ocean of clubs you could join, why not the perverted, mind-numbing cults of other associated Chemical Engineers? Here's a list of some of them.

Note: Most of my engineering buddies have since graduated, so these links may not be active forever.

Cults of Engineers
	Angela Bledsoe
	Are you a cat person? Then be a khao plort. They sleep a lot and whine a lot (they are technically siamese cats, so they meow constantly).
	Walter Brown
	Say hello to another cool site which looks into the minds of others. Yes I like it, Sam I Am.
	Ben Harding
	Is life getting too technical? Learn how drinking massive quantities of alcohol can bring even engineers back down to earth.
	Rocky Mosteller
	All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. It also stinks up the place because you can't shower often enough. Learn some vital tips to navigate through the gauntlet of the stinky ChmE Building.
	Theis Clarke. That pretty much says it all.

Other Cool Sites

There are a few other sites you should check out! For starters, try these two future gurus. We appreciate classic gaming, and believe that all computer games should be made to be classics. We deplore the "canned" sequels that keep getting produced. Make it good the first time!

Josh Jersild is a computer science major at Purdue University. This frood is on the way to success, with several games brewing right now. Also from Indianapolis, Josh cooked up his own screen saver based on the popular Penny Arcade cartoon. Check out drilsej.com for his web site and the screen saver.

Scott Yost is also a computer science major at Purdue. He too is scheming and plotting to deck the halls with nothing but entertainment. Scott's site is at drilsej.com/yostage.