Wait... What do you mean this is evans bio?

• Name:Fat Evan
• Height: taller than amanda, stacy, anna, justine, sam.................. it goes on and on
• Length: Wide
• Weapon: A beautiful Ibanez RS420 Roadstar. i use a sexy crate head with a nice ampeg cab. i also use nick chomuts flanger in detective jones, and my juice box when i feel like pissing of craig.It leaps fences in a single bound.. Seriously.(once and a while)
• Influential bands: Operation Ivy, Rancid, Schlong, Common Rider, FIF, RBF, Distorted Penguins, Adams Not Funny, Mad Caddies, Mustard Plug, One Man Army, NUFAN, Green Day, Blink 182, AFI, Bad Brains, NOFX, Propagandhi, Catch 22, Black flag, Skankin' Pickle, LTJ, Tilt, Maxwell Demon, Royal Noise Brigade, Berlin Project, Sublime, the hives, the strokes, Jimi Hendrix, Anti-Flag, Rise against, specials,Desmond Dekker and OF COURSE THE CLASH! I LOVE THEM!!! where would i be ithout them? RIP Joe Strummer Alot more but i'd have to list 1000 more bands
• Phrase: Who are they and what are they doing in my house?
• Super Power: To be totally oblivious to whats going on..... Huh? Oh yea... also the power to be so incredibly sexy and single..... HAHAHA you like it..... Oh Yeah And if i was a chick my super power would be to be so lesbian that i reek of lesbian sex!
• Hobbies: Masturbation, and listening to music while going, wait.. did he just say walrus?
• Evan:Hey Stacy, I think we should get one of those mind erasing kits...
• Stacy: But Evan, we already have one of those mind erasing kits
• Evan: Oh, *blank stare* Hey Stacy, I think we should get one of the mind erasing kits
• If u play horns, join our army

Well Remember DIANES mom says if you have a condom you can do anything..... so get a condom and join the band... We know you want to... Like STACY who is my bestest friend ever!!!And I love her so much. And I also love Amanda very much because she's amanda.I would like to thank Max For having ADHD and letting me eat his family's chinese food. Oh yeah i kicked the shit outta him in Pocket tanks! and Glynis for protecting me from the KKK. ~ God lives in california

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