Why?
WHY?!?!?!?!!!!?
By a person with too much spare time
Why doesn't some baddie just shoot James Bond several times in the head?!??!!!? I mean, surely with "survival of the fittest and all that, a bad guy would have evolved that would just shoot him on sight!
Although, shooting him on sight would be made difficult by the way he keeps on changing faces ie Sean Connery, to George Lazenby, to Sean again, to Rodger Moore, to Timothy Dalton, to Peirce Brosnon to whoever is next!
How does he do it? Plastic surgery? Latex masks? Make-up? How does he look so young? He was at least twenty-something in the sixties and thirty years later; he looks good for a 50-60 year old, even with plastic surgery (he's damn fit to&ldots;)
Where do the bond girls go after each movie? Do they split-up, or do the Bond-girls just die (or does Karl the gigolo seduce them away?)?
What about that cartoon, James Bond jr.? Surely he would be a bastard, because Bond only married once and she died on their honeymoon, before they had a chance to wossname.
Why do baddies always miss him with semi-automatic weapons, but manage to hit him in the arm or leg using a pistol? And it only inconveniences him at the most.
Is there a single woman that can resist him? There has to be one somewhere. But, even the women who hate him have snogged him by the end of the movie. How does he do it? Does he give lessons? I'll pay any price!!!
Anyway, if it's natural talent then there should be many who can use it, 'cause it all comes down to breeding, doesn't it? (i.e. his kids would inherit the skill&ldots;it's survival of the fittest/evolution again!)
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