Info on SDP
Who am I?
Wouldn't YOU like to know!
I'm me. It's as simple as that. If I wanted people to know who I was I'd just use my real name instead of a pseudonym.
If you really have to know, well…too bad. I don't like being easily located. It's probably just mild paranoia, but there you go. That's me.
The most common question I'm asked is "Why are you such a dickhead?". I generally don't answer those people.
Another question I get asked a fair bit is "Are you gay?".
My answer is to get a t-shirt made that has "Before you ask..." written on the front, and "NO, I'M NOT GAY." on the back.
The question I'm asked least is "How'd you get so sexy?". Actually, come to think of it, I'm never asked that one.
Another FAQ is "What does SDP stand for?". This is my answer:
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO STAND FOR ANYTHING?!?!?!?!
No, really. I see no reason why it can't just be a collection of 3 random letters thrown together for use as a pseudonym.
Below is a list of things it could stand for.
SDP
Stupid Damn Prick
Standard Dumb Person
Simply Dick-headed Penis
Surly Drunken Prat
Strange Deviate Policeman
Sit Down Please
Squeeze, Don't Pull
Stop Don't Penetrate
Simply Delightful Peacock
Sexy Dyke Please
Single Dependable Person
See Dead People
Several Demented Pigeons
Salt Deprived Property
Symbiotic Dead Psychic
Small Deranged Perforation
Sporty Devilish Paper
Syndicated Distributors of Pornography
Smiling Duck Pack
Sizeable Digital Paint
Scripting, Drawing Phantom
Singing, Dancing Potato
Screaming "Defeat Poltergeists"
Sam Decides Penultimately
Suicide Depends on Personality
School's Drugged-out Pupil
Single, Depressed & Pagan
Salubrious Daredevil Prodigy
Safe Doctor Penguin
Special Directive Personality
or my personal fave:
Sanity Doesn't Prevail
Any others you can come up with would be appreciated. Send them to the address below.
If you want to know more about me, read My Autobiography
Any Questions/Comments/Complaints? e-mail me:
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