SDP's Tips for a good life

1. Don't stick your face in a blender - it kinda stings - SDP
2. When people walk toward you, don't charge toward them screaming "AAAAAAGH!!!!!!LOOK OUT FOR THE MONGOOSE!!!!!!!" - SDP
3. Remember, not all people like the taste of earwax, especially not yours - SDP
4. Clothes can be useful when meeting your partner's parents - Anonymous
5. Don't run into walls - SDP
6. Jumping from windows is only advisable when on the ground floor - SDP
7. Active uranium is bad for your goldfish's health - SDP
8. Most savage lions dislike being used for pro-wrestling practice - SDP
9. Don't step on a crack, or you'll fall and break your back - Anonymous
10. Drinking from bottles labelled with a skull and crossbones is inadvisable - SDP
11. Take chances occasionally; eg, Don't be afraid to talk to someone you have hidden feelings for. - SDP
12. Concentrate on what seems important at the time. Things will work out - SDP
13. Drink grog, chase chicks, get laid, throw up, have a hangover, for this is the good life - Big G
14. Turn that music down! How can you understand the words? It's rubbish! - My Parents
15. There's hope in the Darkness, you always know you're going to make it - KGB
16. Don't trust any bastard - SDP
17. "Even the word 'hopeless' has 'hope' in it" - Christine Kochanski
18. always look on the bright side of life - M. Python
19. Don't worry, be happy - Bobby Macferin
20. Breathing is always the cause of death - SDP

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