Bill
the not-gigolo
This story is rated PG
It contains Low level course language
By SDP
('cause I'm puttin' That Person in 1st!)
Bill viewed his opponent, then calmly released his first fighter.
"Keavy! I choose you!"
Karl quickly sent out his best Kgokémon, a level 14 Plantasaurus. Bill laughed like this: "HAHAHA! You send a level 14 Plantasuarus against a level 60 Keavy? HAHAHA!"
After the 5 second Kgokémon battle, Bill sat back and basked in the glory of being totally undefeated. It felt even better than when his alter ego, Disco Bill, took over. It was better than chocolate mud cake. Hell, it was better than sex&ldots;.well, no. It wasn't THAT good. A shadow fell across his face, and he looked up to see the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. His Disco Bill instincts took over.
"...." He said, almost fainting on the spot.
"CENSORED." She said*, brushing the hair out of her face.
"unk" Bill replied, just staring.
"CENSORED?" she asked Karl, who was watching Bill in a state of amused shock.
"I think....well, I'm not sure." Karl lied, a slight smile of bemusement appearing on his face as Bill sank down in his chair in an attempt to hide his unworthy self from the unknown beauty before him.
"CENSORED." She said, and then departed. Bill began breathing again.
"Hmm...." KGB said, his grin threatening to segment his head.
"Shup up! Don't say a goddamn thing!"
"A Certain Person wouldn't like that sort of language...."
"Well she's with McArknord, so I don't goddamn care! Jesus Christ on a stick!"
"She wouldn't like that either"
Thank god we're off the subject of That Person, Bill thought.
"So what's the deal with That Person?" Karl asked, grinning again.
"Get *@$%ed." Bill replied, adding by No. 7 in his own head.
"I wish I could, by No. 7." Karl sighed.
Is he reading my mind, or what?, Bill thought.
"No I'm not."
At that moment, That Person walked in.
"CENSORED," she stated, "CENSORED....CENSORED?"
Bill was out cold.
THE END
*Everything this character says may lead to the uncovering of her true identity, but the author doesn't want that.
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