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Stuff saturn_pie (17/F/UK) 9/18/01 7:46 am Hey everyone. Don't know why Im sending a message really. I just wanted to say that all we can do in a situation like this is pray. I feel so tired by the mess this world is in, Ive lost faith in the human race. I wish that we could learn from all the wars we've had before(believe me, they're numorous!) and see that all this pain and suffering and gubbins is horrible and pointless. I know you all know this already, I just needed to tell people that dont know me. I guess I know that the only one we can trust is God and Im so glad that I know that. Ok, so Im blabbering but I wanted to let someone know what Im sorta feeling. My prayers are with everyone affected by the last weeks events. K

Re: decisions.... saturn_pie (17/F/UK) 9/18/01 7:52 am I have more informations on universities!!!! Edinburgh: Beautifyl city, lovely atmosphere and good reputation as a uni. I might look into it myself! Southampton: Nice city, good night life. Universtiy is not on campus, so you have to get a bus to the different parts. University isnt that good, but its near me!!!! Liverpool: Havent got a clue mate! This Is a Reply to: Msg 959 by celticsimon

Re: decisions.... joeleogue 9/18/01 4:54 pm Edinborough: Scottish. Wont mind you taking a place in their university coz "ya can take ouur uni places but ya can never take THEIR FREEDOM!!" Southhampton: " SHITE footie team thats all i know bout it. dont even know where it is.in the south i presume. Liverpool: Good enough football team and 1 shit enough one. full of scousers most likely to kill you. these guys make dubs like jonno look like pussies. On a lighter note home of The Greatest Band In History (TM) The Beatles. Dublin: Your native land, a strange place where most people in dublin seem to live in meath or wicklow. Cork: "Rebel County" though what theyve done thats so rebellious lately is beyond. Current home of Future Greatest Musician Of All Time (TM) Joe. Maynooth: hahahahahahahaha!!! maynooth. like its a real place. "oh yeah this is where we train priests!" Galway: good enough place, nice city but is a bit away. from everything. Limerick: Nice place, most likeliest place to be stabbed in Ireland, but the chances arent as high as you think!! an American College: if hollywood has taught me anything, and it has, american colleges are FULL of beautiful women ALL of which will want to have sex with you. its the holy grail the promised land. tell buffy i said hi if you go there. theres my summary of 3rd level education. This Is a Reply to: Msg 963 by saturn_pie

Re: decisions.... celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 9/18/01 5:18 pm i just cannot decide. i mean, feck the actually subject or course im after, according to you lot, its LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION. or is it? This Is a Reply to: Msg 964 by joeleogue

Re: decisions.... steve_reeve_1 (39/M/Alaska and Ireland) 9/19/01 12:19 am uh mm .. yeah .. only in most of the fun little movies they leave out the part where all the American women are carrying mace, billy clubs and switch blades and have a huge chip on their shoulder thanks to all the faggot ass old freaks who spent their time molesting the poor dears up when they were in pre-school and who(the ladies) now worship Lorena Bobbit as that "Wise elderly lady who showed us the light." They are beautiful. Unless you are plannning on majoring in Heavy Abuse and Criticism with a minor in both BDSM lite and The Science of Apologizing for Being Born Male I suggest you stay the fuck away from American women Just so this is not sexist or prejudiced against persons of certain sexual persuasions: Feel free to insert, retract, reverse or whatever you need to do .. any gender or species specific wording. This has been a Public Service Announcement brought to you by the Coalition for the Preservation Of Irish Penises This Is a Reply to: Msg 964 by joeleogue

Re: decisions.... steve_reeve_1 (39/M/Alaska and Ireland) 9/19/01 12:24 am Ahem .. you know MIT is having online courses for free. You don't get a degree for it .. but .. well .. you know .. Once you know the shit you can take the test for something like $100 a pop at most Universities in America ... you have to check which ones offer this for which courses .. and you could cut your 4-8 year sentence way the hell down, while working and making money instead of spending all of mommy and daddies .. or however you are gonna do it. Just a thought This Is a Reply to: Msg 965 by celticsimon

THIS IS RUBY!!!!` steve_reeve_1 (39/M/Alaska and Ireland) 9/19/01 12:27 am Sorry to disappoint, Simon .. but Steve doesn't give a flying rat flop less whether your penis stays or goes .. I was checking his mail for him and got sidetracked. Yeah .. that's the ticket .. because I didn't purposely stay on his computer and play for hours .. just accidentally clicked this and .. yeah!!! hee hee hee

silly muppet. joeleogue 9/19/01 3:22 pm you're going off to dublin to look up courses abroad which i think is rather silly. u muppet. (felling like a british gangster today) its great knowin what I want to do and knowing that ill need close to 500 points to ensure i get a place and should therefore be studying ALL night EVERY night instead of talking to you lot and playing my guitar. hurrah.

So then .. on top of the lovely pretty_ak (32/F/America) 9/20/01 8:16 pm sentiments expressed by the erstwhile Saint of the Pub .. ie: that it is a shitty world we adults are handing over* ... a very good friend of mine wrote to me and told me they would pay damn good money for me to fly to England to visit them and then ... you had better sit down for this .. and then .. they said to me something about Cambridge and how I would like it because it was built by Anglo-Saxons and those are the people with the same genes as me. I came to you for guidance ... because there is apparently something about the Anglo-Saxon's which is known in Europe and yet not widely bandied about in Alaska. Because the only people I ever heard called Anglo-Saxon, besides the children of Angles and Saxons, were the English. So .. I am confused. This person really is a good friend and I would hate to have them summarily shot only to find I have misunderstood something .. maybe a paragraph I missed in a history book or something???? Anyone???? *It was a shitty world when I got it. If you look, you will notice that up near the top I have worked long and hard to scrape off some of the shit so that you can have a fairly level surface to stand on. Best I could do. Still working on it, though. Talk to THE MAN WITH THE BIG SHOVEL,WHO LIVES UPSTAIRS about looming feces removal This has been a public service message by the committee to elect God as President.

Oi Soimon saturn_pie (17/F/UK) 9/21/01 9:41 am Yellooooo, I am on the computer and bored.Just thought Id say hey dilly ho, if anyone wants to talk to me.....please......

why is love impossible to find? missredhead78 (23/F/Monterey, CA) 9/23/01 1:49 am Is it true that if your standards are too high that you will end up alone? or is it right to hold out for that one that fits what you really want????

"Thank you sir may I have another . . ."¬ Joirish A guy walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. The bartender poured him the drink and the guy drank it down in one gulp. "Wow," said the bartender. "Something bad musta happened." "I came home early today," answered the guy. "I went up to the bedroom, and there was my wife having sex with my best friend." The bartender poured the dude another triple shot. "This one's on the house." The guy gulped it down once again. The bartender asked, "Did you say anything to your wife?" The guy answered, "Yeah, I walked up to her and told her we were through. ‘Pack your bag's and get out!’ I told her." "What about your friend?" asked the bartender. "I looked him straight in the eye and said, ‘Bad dog!’"

i am new member for you. z3ie 9/23/01 8:39 am Hello. My name is Micrume. I live in Peshawar in Pakistan. My Son has gon to live in dublin for years and my wife is irish. I am hoping for good realtion with you all. It is ghesahr time in pakistan, because of americans, but i will remain well to you many thanks, and good days to you all, Micrume

Re: i am new member for you. missredhead78 (23/F/Monterey, CA) 9/23/01 7:42 pm ok what is ghesahr time? and what does that have to do with americans? This Is a Reply to: Msg 974 by z3ie

Re: i am new member for you. pretty_ak (32/F/America) 9/23/01 11:53 pm Hi. Nice to meet you. I live in Anchorage, Alaska. Generally, around here I am called Ruby .. I guess. I don't know what ghesahr is. Tried to look it up but haven't found anything yet. I assume it is not a good thing, though. Will you tell me? I'm gonna go try to look it up again, anyway .. I am the impatient sort .. but looking forward to your answer See ya This Is a Reply to: Msg 974 by z3ie

Re: i am new member for you. celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 9/24/01 3:36 pm hello micrume, how u doing. id say what ever ghesahr means its not pleasent. where is your city in pakistan? This Is a Reply to: Msg 974 by z3ie

Hello again z3ie 9/24/01 3:44 pm Ghesahr means like dangerous, uncomfortable time in my town. i am living but 120 miles from Kabul in Afganistani, so maybe soon, maybe people in my city solideri from europe and U.s.a. The people in Pakistan are unsure to attack or aid attackers of our neighbour, because prehaps they attack us when american is gone, and america forgets us. it is all very bad time. i pray for all people to Jesus Christ. put a photograph of me in album <> for you to see!

Re: Hello again gillie_30_ca (30/F/ask me) 9/24/01 3:49 pm Welcome to the club I hope that everything turns out well but I really don't see that happening it is so tense everywhere I am from Canada and live just across from Buffalo New York In Niagara Region we are unsure as well here but something has to be done about people or as I refer to them non-humans like Osama bin Laden. I hope you stay safe. Lisa This Is a Reply to: Msg 978 by z3ie

Re: ME pretty_ak (32/F/America) 9/25/01 5:16 pm Cool. Looks just like a pic from National Geographic. I didn't know we had celebrities on the club. Or maybe it's not the same pic .. but it looks just like it. Is that you in the magazine then? This Is a Reply to: Msg 980 by z3ie

The man lurches towards your stool, pointing and screaming "I knew the aliens were here .. I KNEW it!" and then he falls, gibbering, to the floor where he remains uncomfortably cuddled up to, and drooling on, your left ankle.

Re: ME z3ie 9/26/01 4:25 pm i dont think so. you need to think more. that is quiet funny, maybe you should go back to school! all is well here, can people tell who they be here today? This Is a Reply to: Msg 983 by pretty_ak

Re: ME pretty_ak (32/F/America) 9/26/01 9:20 pm Hmm .. now that's funny .. most people think if you read National Geographic it's a result of too much schooling, not too little. I graduated early, had perfect scores on all exams such as SAT's, been through business college, worked most of my way through getting a degree in psychology and sociology .. but .. ooh my goodness. . that's nothing compared to a man who knows more than one language imperfectly .. lol Or are you a man? I forget .. but I assume you are since it's highly unlikely you'd be a woman. Right? Anyway, I hope this is not going to be a continuing trend. I didn't join this club for anything but having fun and I hope you are here for the same reason. This Is a Reply to: Msg 984 by z3ie

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