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scary thing is... joeleogue 8/29/01 4:32 pm this competition is funny but is anybody else finding it hard to judge the gender of some of our contestants???

Re: scary thing is... pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/29/01 8:16 pm I am. I think we should just decide who has the best bum and have it be against the rules to vote for ourselves. HOME SWEET HOME!!!!!! pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/30/01 3:19 pm I will back in Alaska tomorrow. Woo hoo!!!!!!! Sound depressed dont I? lol. Well, I am happy and sad. I have to leave my sisters, which arent really my sisters, but they are my best friends in the entire world, and I went to both of their baby showers before they were even born, the first one will be 16 years ago come sept. 20, and the other one is 14 years. I am so sad, but on the upside, I get to stay with my friend Jeannete and her baby that just turned one for a few days in AK before I go home home, and I get to see my lil brother when I get home. I miss him so much. This Is a Reply to: Msg 891 by joeleogue

Re: I dont know where little kids get of pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/30/01 6:05 pm That's cool cause my hair is blonde and short now, so we won't clash too badly. ICK .. Peter wanted to dye his hair lime green ... eeeek Don't threaten me, lil girl .. you want to stop by, you BEG me .. heehehheheeee Does HE still remember he's my fiancé? Will you ask him if he'll wear my pin and be my bitch? ??? Although how he shall wear it when he's in the nudist colony is unfathomably painful to think about. Maybe I'll just get him a collar instead and set him free to play by the river. hmmmm .. must think .. must think .... This Is a Reply to: Msg 890 by pixie_15_2000

Re: HOME SWEET HOME!!!!!! pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/30/01 6:07 pm hHHHHAAAHAHA HMMMMMMMMM i'M GONNA TELL ON you .. yESSSSS I am ... missing your own brother .. and him such a wretched li'l beast! I guess i could understand. I like my brother too, sometimes. This Is a Reply to: Msg 893 by pixie_15_2000

Re: scary thing is... pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/30/01 6:10 pm NO! At least, I think not. I mean, how am I to know, until the contest is over and we find out who they are all for reals? Right? But I am pretty sure which ones are male or female. And we are NOT changing the contest, Tiffapea. I will burn down your bedroom if you bring it up again and then never forgive you for your mom being mad at me. This Is a Reply to: Msg 891 by joeleogue

ANYWAY pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/30/01 6:14 pm If you posted your own butt you might have something to do a gender comparison too, Joe Pop over and scan Simon's tushy for us, will you!! Then write a 2 hour report on the experience. I need entertainment, desperately. This Is a Reply to: Msg 896 by pretty_ak

Re: ANYWAY joeleogue 8/30/01 6:46 pm good god no. ive done some things ive regretted but there is no way im scannin simons ass. not even if im drunk. ever. This Is a Reply to: Msg 897 by pretty_ak

Erotic poetry celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 8/30/01 7:09 pm recent contributions of short poems on the topic of felatio by well known members: Ruby: Maiden on bended knee Worshipping at your altar Taking in sacrament All you have to offer Joeleogue The train shall enter paddington station why this is more fun than solo masturbation but please my dear dont make me shout at the station let the passengers out Celticsimon: please, my sausage do suck, and then after we may fuck, but primarily a good twank, all men enjoy a wank. WE WANT MORE SHORT POEMS ON THIS KINDA THING!!

Little Conjugating Verb song pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/30/01 8:16 pm Espionage and counter-espionage .. stole it from another site. To make up for it, a Frenchman wrote it and probably is teaching me all wrong. lol Tá mé í mo sheadadh (Taw may e mow hassa) (I am standing) Tá mé í mo shuí (Taw may e mow hee) (I am sitting) Tá mé í mo chodladh (Taw may e mow holla) (I am sleeping) Tá mé í mo luí (Taw may e mow lee) (I am lying) Tá tú í do sheadadh Tá tú í do shuí Tá tú í do chodladh Tá tú í do luí Tá sé ín á sheadadh Tá sé ín á shuí Tá sé ín á chodladh Tá sé ín á luí Tá sí ín á seadadh (Taw shee in a shasah) Tá sí ín á suí (Taw shee in a see) Tá sí ín á codladh (Taw shee in a kolla) Tá sí ín á luí Tá muid ín ar seadadh Tá muid ín ar suí Tá muid ín ar gcodladh (Taw muidge in ar galla) Tá muid ín ar luí Tá sibh í bhur seadadh Tá sibh í bhur suí Tá sibh í bhur gcodladh Tá sibh í bhur luí Tá siad ín á seadadh Tá siad ín á suí Tá siad ín á gcodladh Tá siad ín á luí Will our Founders now please guide us by making a tape of them singing it in chorus? yeah, right

Re: Erotic poetry pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/30/01 8:22 pm dats not erotic This is erotic: hot flesh pressed against lips, opened to the swelling urgency thrusting in against the moist highway that leads to Nirvana Or is it? I'm tired. This Is a Reply to: Msg 899 by celticsimon

Re: I dont know where little kids get of pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/31/01 12:28 pm Just get him a hair clip. Knowing Scott he would wear it and he would probably think its cool if he was your bitch. Anyways, I dont know if he remembers. Most likely he does. Im bringing it up.....CHANGE THE CONTEST!!!!!OHHH, BOOYA GRANDMA!!!!!!! I dont think you r gonna burn down my room. This Is a Reply to: Msg 894 by pretty_ak

Goodbye for now... pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/31/01 12:36 pm Well, I just want to say goodbye for now to everyone. I am leaving in about an hour to go home. I will be in Alaska in 13 hours. *cry cry* *sniffle* anyways, I wont be on as often now unless i am over at grandma and grandpas wrestling auntie lettuce for the computer....wait, theres more than one. haha. Well, gotta go. bye.

Re: I dont know where little kids get of pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/31/01 4:04 pm Cool. Damn .. I missed out .. Afterthoughts had all sorts of necklaces, rings and things that said "Bitch" on them. Even "Sweet bitch" and they were on sale. Probably hair clips too. I don't think they have them now, though. Yep. Well, if he doesn't go back to school he can't be my bitch. This Is a Reply to: Msg 903 by pixie_15_2000

Re: scary thing is... pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/31/01 4:10 pm hahaahha .. don't know too much about your Aunties past then, do ya, FLAMER This Is a Reply to: Msg 904 by pixie_15_2000

Re: Goodbye for now... pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/31/01 4:11 pm oh yeah .. sure .. get me all excited and then remind me who you are ... maybe you could get someone else to wrestle me for the computer. mmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmm ..... off to fantasy land I go This Is a Reply to: Msg 905 by pixie_15_2000

Simon The Wonderful pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/31/01 6:19 pm I have uploaded two pics to the We Ourselves prolitariate (j/k) album for you to take a gander at. Or a goose. Or perhaps you could leave all the fowlness behind and just take a wee peek with your eyes. I will be making other landscapes and in truth that one will go through many drastic changes. If and when I ever invite you to the other site, you can see them. Kisses

Re: Erotic poetry oohoohoohjackieblue (35/M/Alaska) 8/31/01 6:45 pm She sipped a sup with Ruby lips and sliding, further downed my shaft And how she downed, I shudder to say No other lady has done by half This Is a Reply to: Msg 899 by celticsimon

Re: Simon The Wonderful oohoohoohjackieblue (35/M/Alaska) 8/31/01 6:48 pm She won't invite you, Mr. Lagree .. but I will and she'll thank me for it later. Just don't you be telling that jonno lad about it. He doesn't appreciate a good thing when he sees it. Or to put it another way .. it doesn't matter how big the bottle is, if you still can't suck the milk out. hahahahhhaa This Is a Reply to: Msg 909 by pretty_ak

Re: Simon The Wonderful bitemebitemebitemohbaby (45/M/Palmer, AK) 9/1/01 12:55 am Is that a good idea? Might fry his wittle bwain. Some of the pics .. oh my shhhhh don't tell the niece This Is a Reply to: Msg 911 by oohoohoohjackieblue

u2!!!! joeleogue 9/2/01 11:13 am hello all i'm just back from the greatest concert ive ever seen, u2 were fuckin amazing and id reccommend any of ye who can go - DO!!!!

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