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Time is running out oohoohoohjackieblue (35/M/Alaska) 9/2/01 3:41 pm Only 3 more pic taking days left peoples! Oh the anticipation Oh the humiliation Oh, come on!

Re: u2!!!! pretty_ak (32/F/here) 9/2/01 10:09 pm Ah sure .. but did you invite me? Wanker! This Is a Reply to: Msg 913 by joeleogue

HELLO!!! la_pyro_chica (F/uk) 9/3/01 4:05 pm Good day to you all!! haven't been here for ages. How are you all doing? and simon, you spoken to kirsty recently? well, summer's coming to an end and it's back to education for many of us. I shall speak to you all soon. probably in a drunken state. TTFN. xxx

sorry! joeleogue 9/4/01 3:18 pm well its not as if the tickets were flowing like water, i only went coz a friend got me one. i mean simon didnt go either! This Is a Reply to: Msg 915 by pretty_ak

Re: sorry! pretty_ak (32/F/here) 9/4/01 4:02 pm Yes, but Simon The Wonderful's proof of his divine sanctity, besides the malodorous .. errr. . the magnificent celestial odors, the saintly wit and humours and the ability to do strange and powerful things with his posterior, is in that when he walks music chimes forth and a chorus of angels can be heard to be singing quietly as if to him alone. Or is that just a Walkman? This Is a Reply to: Msg 918 by joeleogue

HMPH celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 9/5/01 1:50 pm not that i wanted to go or anything. i mean, who the fuck are u2. probbaly just some hippie band. at least i stayed sober and respectable. unlike another person who shall remain nameless, EAMON O KEEFFE who due to his lack of internet connection, (we're livin in the dark ages over here people.) cant contribute. the prick.

Re: HMPH steve_reeve_1 (39/M/Alaska and Ireland) 9/5/01 3:06 pm Tell him to do what I do .. go visit friends and say "uhm .. can I just check my email real quick" and leave five hours later. Duh! Don't say the word prick on the same site where Ruby might be reading. She gets easily excited. LOL This Is a Reply to: Msg 920 by celticsimon

well simon, joeleogue 9/5/01 3:14 pm well simon, u2 are a small quartet from the dublin city area. The group are known as "bono" "the edge" larry mullen jnr and adam clayton. AND THEY JUST PLAYED 2 HUGE BLOODY COOL CONCERTS TO 160,000 PEOPLE WHICH U WERENT AT SO HA-HA. they were splendid

Re: well simon, pretty_ak (32/F/here) 9/5/01 6:22 pm You're such a mean little thing! I hope someone beats you! Then the perverted side of me added the words off and mmmm hope they post pics too good god .. I do have problems This Is a Reply to: Msg 922 by joeleogue

There was a man who once said to me pretty_ak (32/F/here) 9/5/01 6:25 pm that he was gonna wait until he got married before he has sex. Which sounds awfully nice. But then I thought about it and really, he didn't say he wouldn't shag every woman that walked by AFTER he got married But all the same, I think I will do the same. yep. Gonna wait til he's married before I do him. WHAT??? (she blinks innocently)

information extortion. joeleogue 9/6/01 4:33 pm apparently some people claim to have "proof" that i fancy someone but wont say what proof. obviously i want to know so i said to myself "information extortion is a sick twisted game mastered by perverted individuals. ill need help from ppl like these"so guys how do i do it?

Re: information extortion. steve_reeve_1 (39/M/Alaska and Ireland) 9/7/01 1:46 pm Depends on who they are and why the hell you care. Dude, everyone fancies someone at some point in there life. Get over it. Or tell us more Here's a joke for ya: A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says, "What's wrong with Schlitz, don't you like it? The man says, "I hate that sh*t". Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks. The bartender says, "You drink a case of any beer you're going to blow chunks". You don't understand said the man, Chunks is my dog. If your name is not ya, please refrain from laughing Okay. Who claims to have the proof, what sort of proof are they claiming, and is it anything to do with the club? You wanna fuck me, don't you? Ah well, lad, they all end up wanting to fuck me eventually. Don't take it too hard. RFLMAO This Is a Reply to: Msg 925 by joeleogue

looking for a pen pal missredhead78 (23/F/Monterey, CA) 9/8/01 12:02 am hey everyone, i'm traveling to ireland next summer and i'd love to have a pen pal to go visit, is anyone interested?

The niecy is back.... pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 9/8/01 3:06 am Hello wonderful people. I am back until sunday. Newayz, Alaska is cold. I miss making fun of auntie lettuce everyday, and her threatening to kick my ass, and me knowing she cant a laughing about it because i am in las vegas....but shit.....shes right next door now. I better not go to sleep tomorrow night.....

Re: looking for a pen pal steve_reeve_1 (39/M/Alaska and Ireland) 9/8/01 2:07 pm This is NOT Ruby! The name may be cute and strange and seemingly related to Rubyesqueness .. but no .. this is apparently a real lady of some sort and not a fictional Ruby character. Word of advice, dear lady, NEVER write to anyone named Séan. Or Sean just in case he leaves out the fada. Simon, however, I have heard some VERY good things about. This Is a Reply to: Msg 927 by missredhead78

Re: looking for a pen pal missredhead78 (23/F/Monterey, CA) 9/8/01 4:09 pm ok who is ruby? my name is, of course, not "dear lady" which is sweet but my name is Melanie. I am from California. Which of course brings up the whole international question of whether or not there are such things as "ladies" in california. This Is a Reply to: Msg 929 by steve_reeve_1

Re: looking for a pen pal steve_reeve_1 (39/M/Alaska and Ireland) 9/9/01 12:22 am Hahaha .. that isn't so much a question International as simple etiquette . and . . lol .. a lady, as I understood the term to mean in America, would never argue the point with a gentleman. So, dear Melanie, if you ever meet a gentleman .. .. heeh eee since you are not one and I am not the other, I shall tell you a dumb joke: The Pope went to the barbershop one day and got a haircut. As he was taking out his wallet to pay, the barber said to him, "Oh, I can't take money from a man of God." The next morning, the barber went outside and found ten crosses on his patio. Later that day, a rabbi came by for a haircut. As he was about to pay the barber, the barber said, "Oh, I can't take money from a holy man like yourself." The next morning, the barber went outside and found ten yarmulkes on his patio. Later that day, a lawyer came by and got a haircut. As he was going to pay, the barber said to him, "Oh, I can't take money from a public servant like yourself." The next morning, the barber went outside and found ten more lawyers on his patio. Ruby is a lady. she is a dream. SHe is a fantasy. She is a sweetheart, lover, darling, godess, sexy-ass bitch .. she is the end all, be all of womanly virtue . .. she is more man than you'll ever be and more woman than I'll ever get ... err. . sometin like that. ... BLASPHEMER!!!! Or, on a less insane note: Read the posts in the club, honey! This Is a Reply to: Msg 931 by missredhead78

Re: melanie: celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 9/9/01 9:13 am ahem, id just ignore him. great as he is, he isnt exactlety a great representitive of the club. tell us a bit about your self and im sure there would be a few people interested. (just beware of jonno, when he fins out u is a californian woman, he'll think of baywatch, and u'll NEVER get rid of him. good luck!)

Re: melanie: steve_reeve_1 (39/M/Alaska and Ireland) 9/9/01 5:13 pm Ignore ME? hah .. I dare you to try! This Is a Reply to: Msg 934 by celticsimon

Full Time Stud? pretty_ak (32/F/here) 9/9/01 6:30 pm How much do you charge??? (a question in regards to Simon's listed occupation on his profile at the time

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