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Re: I thought of my happy place lastnigh pretty_ak
(32/F/here) 8/24/01 4:23 pm
Well, you would think that if the boy was running a nudist colony a pic of his ass wouldn't be that hard to get!!!
Does he have a 'puter? Will he join the pub?
This Is a Reply to: Msg 827 by pixie_15_2000
Re: Oh .. .. duh pixie_15_2000
(17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/24/01 4:27 pm
Then thats my new name: Rita Tiffapea Kennedy Halouran James Gail Sloan. And if you run away to Ireland can I come with? Please, please, please, please, please????????????? I love you Auntie Romaine Lettuce Leaf!:) (and did you know that i didnt even know romaine lettuce exsisted untill I saw it at the commisary the other day?)
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Re: I thought of my happy place lastnigh pixie_15_2000
(17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/24/01 6:20 pm
uhh...he has a comp. I dont know if he has a digi cam or anything. If he does, I can tell him about the pub if he wants to join.
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Re: Oh .. .. duh pretty_ak
(32/F/here) 8/24/01 6:42 pm
Oh the youth of today .. look at their damn lack of education .. but wait
Hmmm m Simon The Wondeful who at the age of 16 already knew how to read, write and converse in 15 different languages, not including pigmy dialects and cuniform (because, for obvious reasons - cuniform is hard to converse in); whose mental capacity is only outdone by his spirituality and sense of honor.
Tiffapea: the girl who knows not the names of commonly sold varieties of lettuce
hmmmmmmmmmmm ...
Is it any wonder we call him Wonderful???
You on the other hand have cool shoes and a whip. Let's see him top that lol
This Is a Reply to: Msg 830 by pixie_15_2000
Re: I thought of my happy place lastnigh pretty_ak
(32/F/here) 8/24/01 6:43 pm
yes yes please do .. he does't HAVE to post his butt to join and .. if you look at the pics it will become obvious to you that some people have opted for representationsl images off the web.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 831 by pixie_15_2000
Little boys and older women!!! pixie_15_2000
(17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/24/01 6:52 pm
What is it with little boys and older women??? Right now there are three little boys here. Michael is 8, Zack is 7, and Vinney is 10. Apparently, Michael and Zack are in love with me. They kept chasing me around the house trying to kiss me and stuff, so I grab Vinney cuz he is my little buddy,and we ran and hid in a closet. I dont know what they thought we were doing, but Zack is like "you guys are getting naked! I knew it!" bla bla bla. Then Michael is all "Fine, thats okay if you dont like me. Im cool. Im cool." Then I come out, Zack is pissed and trys to beat me up untill I shoved him over, and Michael is sitting in my closet crying because they both think I like vinney and I have tryed to explain to them multiple times that i am twice their ages, and I am not interested. Vinney is the only sane one in this house. Its kinda funny....boys will be boys. lol
Re: Oh .. .. duh pixie_15_2000
(17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/24/01 6:57 pm
Haha, platforms and whips and g-strings, (ooops, ignore the last one.) can beat a cute, well educated boy hands down. And although knowing the many different types of lettuce is useful at some point im sure, i dont think it is a necessity.
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Re: Oh .. .. duh pretty_ak
(32/F/here) 8/25/01 12:04 am
Cute? Did I mention Simon being Cute? Wherefore does this cute come into it, eh? ooooohhhhhhhh ... Tiffapea's in luv... Simoon and Tiffapea sittin in a tree .. LOL
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Re: Oh .. .. duh pixie_15_2000
(17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/25/01 2:05 am
uh, forget I ever said anything...lol. No, I think he is cute so bla! auntie lettuce and a name i wont mention for fear of someone in here knowing him and it getting back to him and her kicking my ass sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G-!!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. lolololololololol. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. nerrrrrrr.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 836 by pretty_ak
Re: Oh .. .. duh pretty_ak
(32/F/here) 8/25/01 3:18 pm
I knew you had good taste. He is cute. And smart. And nice. I wanted to keep him on a pedestal, and look up his skirt, only he says he won't wear a kilt for me. Woah is me. Maybe he'll wear one for you!!! lol
Uhmm ... a bit confused. Are you talking about my favorite pervo, in Cork? That one? mmmmmmmmmm The things I could do to him with a tree!!!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 837 by pixie_15_2000
Re: Oh .. .. duh pixie_15_2000
(17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/25/01 5:21 pm
Haha, I love a man in a skirt. lol. newayz, uhhh, I think I am talking about your favorite pervo. Unless theres more than one perv...wait, thats where our family comes in isnt it? Haha. Dont think trees, think Tire Irons!!!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 838 by pretty_ak
"Here's a reason to drink .. as if you needed one; well .. we thought you might could use a laugh at least!"
Rita....say wha!? celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 8/25/01 6:02 pm
that cat dog thing cartoon is mad though. the best person thou from animaniacs is slappy. she kicks ass. she also reminds me of someone here. strictly her mannerisms thou. i have a good site for all people with moderatly fast comp - www.zthing.com
yeah, there are an awful lot of alaskans arent there? i mean. i wonder, what percentage of alaskans make up this club? and what if they became the magority? i think the survivers would envy the dead. ahem... but we love u rather frosty yet pleasently fiesty bunch of north westreners. god bless ye's all.
alaskans continue down please
(the obligatory "alaskan" tax is due on the 3rd, remember its nothing to do with me, its an irish govermant issue. make the cheque payable to me, at my home address. ta.)
by the way celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 8/25/01 6:09 pm
Kilts are scottish, but for you babe, anyfink.
Re: by the way pretty_ak
(32/F/here) 8/25/01 6:27 pm
So, I'll meet you in Scotland. Kilts for everyone and thanks-be for the fine, strong winds!
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Re: Rita....say wha!? pretty_ak
(32/F/here) 8/25/01 6:30 pm
And then she gave you a little wee lesson on Alaska:
State motto: Who gives a damn how they do it Outside?
Give me your home address, bippy boy, and I'll definitely send you something. heeheeheee
This Is a Reply to: Msg 840 by celticsimon
Aunt Slappy....Auntie Lettuce.. pixie_15_2000
(17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/25/01 7:22 pm
Yes, there is a strong resemblance to aunt slappy and a certain lettuce leaf roaming the pub....hmmmm... wonder who that could be. Well, someday I will find a boy in a kilt, scottish or no, and we can run away to scotland for the wind. Actually, we can stay right in palmer and have the same wind blowing consistency or whatever. Very very windy at my house. Would any boys care to wear a kilt and come home with me??? lol.
I AM RITA HEAR ME ROAR...meow? pixie_15_2000
(17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/25/01 7:30 pm
Okay, so my name is now Rita. If anyone would like to talk to me, you can address me as Rita, Rita Kennedy, Ri-Ri, Rita Gail Sloan, Rita James, or you can go the whole 9 yards...Rita Kennedy Halouran James Gail Sloan.
Rita
Cute Irish boys scroll down:
Are you cute? If not, you shouldnt be looking here, if you are, good for you and you should post a message for me.
Re: Aunt Slappy....Auntie Lettuce.. pretty_ak
(32/F/here) 8/25/01 10:07 pm
Yeah and your mom would love that one. Better bring his daddy home too, to distract her.
And his weird Uncle .. the one who dresses in leather, hangs about dark alleyways and jacks women up for their panties. Mmmm ... I'm gonna marry him!
Hey wait .. that sounds like jonnodadubthesoundoforgasmsintohomemoviescausehecantgethertoscreamonhisown
I remind you of Aunt Slappy??? Come over here and say that, ya Kanute!
Also: ahem .. if you are bringing home boys in kilts to live in the wind, then by all means I would like to come visit you
If you are bringing home windy boys to live in your kilt, keep them all to yourself
If you are bringing home windy boys, or unwindy ones, to live with you and your mom finds out, they will be kilt for sure.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 844 by pixie_15_2000
"Oh sugar .. you are hot looking tonight .. let me get your next one."
I thought of my happy place last night pretty_ak
(32/F/here) 8/25/01 10:45 pm
I was laying on a windy hill looking up at a cute little Irish boy in a kilt ... who did a perfect imitation of Marilyn Monroe, trying to hold her skirt down .. as he quietly moaned "Mon dieu .. I did not mean for THAT to happen."
Re: I thought of my happy place last nig oohoohoohjackieblue
(35/M/Alaska) 8/25/01 11:01 pm
I thought of my happy place last night and it was warm, wet, slightly furry and there was wind everywhere and the far off sound of a young Irish boy moaning in French. Couldn't hear real good because I was wearing Arletta earmuffs. mmmmmmm
Don't read that, niece girl.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 847 by pretty_ak
