Pub Message Archives 1-20

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Re: Aunt Slappy....Auntie Lettuce.. pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/25/01 11:47 pm hahaha, I am bringing home boys in kilts where it is windy. Does Simon want to come? lol. I will bring the dad for my mom, and you can have the strange uncle. lol. Bye Aunt Slappy! This Is a Reply to: Msg 846 by pretty_ak

Re: I thought of my happy place last nig pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/25/01 11:50 pm you should have posted the subject as dont read that niece girl, because obviously I had to read the entire thing first before I even got to the part that says do read that, niece girl. But even if you had told me not to read that in the first place, i would have read it anyways because thats just me. Besides, I have heard way worse, so dont worry about it. This Is a Reply to: Msg 848 by oohoohoohjackieblue

I am a spectical when I sleep pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/26/01 12:01 am I was up last night packing, cleaning my room, and doing my corrospondance math because I have to finish 35 lessons, 35 extra problems, and twelve tests and i have less than a week to do it. Well, 530 am finally rolls around and i layed on my floor and closed my eyes for about a minute, then i got back up, finished my lesson, and got in bed. I wake up at 200 in the afternoon. Candice and mom are all "it lives" and mom says that she came in my room at about 6 and i was sprawled out on my bedroom floor sleeping away with my stereo remote in hand still pointed towards my stereo. Funny thing is, I dont recall falling asleep at all.....stranger. Curiouser and curiouser Alice.... Rita

Re: Aunt Slappy....Auntie Lettuce.. pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/26/01 12:12 am Yeah call me Auntie Gonnakickyourass from now on, lil girlie. This Is a Reply to: Msg 849 by pixie_15_2000

Re: I am a spectical when I sleep pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/26/01 12:14 am Alice doesn't live here, anymore. This Is a Reply to: Msg 851 by pixie_15_2000

Re: Aunt Slappy....Auntie Lettuce.. pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/26/01 12:17 am I am not Aunt Slappy .. I am not .. waaaahhhhh The difference between lil girls and women: You go ahead and take the boys to stand in the wind. I could think of better ways to see to them being blown. This Is a Reply to: Msg 852 by pretty_ak

Re: Aunt Slappy....Auntie Lettuce.. pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/26/01 4:18 am so could i, but honestly im sure you dont want to see me doing that, now do you auntie Gonnakickyourass???? lol. kidding kidding. no phone calls to the mum are necessary. haha. anyways, yea. bye. AUNT SLAPPY!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! This Is a Reply to: Msg 854 by pretty_ak

Re: Aunt Slappy....Auntie Lettuce.. celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 8/26/01 5:48 pm hmm. well, i must 'stand' corrected. irishmen used to wear kilts. but it has apparently stronger roots in scotland. here on the other hand we always had (and believe me STILL have) the notion of why wear a kilt when u can go bollocks naked? hmm...............................................for sale-- irishman, 18, GSOH, batteries included, NO WIND NESSESARY! x This Is a Reply to: Msg 855 by pixie_15_2000

Re: Aunt Slappy....Auntie Lettuce.. pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/26/01 7:30 pm No. No. Don't want to see it. Don't want to be told about it. Don't want the URL to the film of it, if it comes to that. Now, if you can get the film of someone else doing it to them .. ahem .. err .. uhm .. never mind. I'm gonna do worse than call your mom. I am gonna tell Damon. oooooh he'll give you such a lecture! This Is a Reply to: Msg 855 by pixie_15_2000

Re: Aunt Slappy....Auntie Lettuce.. pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/26/01 7:35 pm Cool. Do you have a matched set or just the one? I read about Gaels and Celts and their nasty habits of frightening the Romans by doing things like doing battle bare-ass. Playing soldier was always a big disappointment after that. How does one challenge the Irish to war, and make sure they know old fashioned dress is required? Hmmmmmmmm .... This Is a Reply to: Msg 856 by celticsimon

Re: Aunt Slappy....Auntie Lettuce.. pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/26/01 11:13 pm Oooh, how much do you cost??? I have $23 with me, but im sure i can get more. Do you want to join our nudist colony??? lol. You have to be able to swim in glacier water though. In Alaska. This Is a Reply to: Msg 856 by celticsimon

Re: Aunt Slappy....Auntie Lettuce.. pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/26/01 11:16 pm Ha ha, too bad you dont have Damons phone number cuz he moved and i will call him before you get it because i have it and i will be like "If Auntie Lettuce calls you, she just smoked some crack, I watched her, so dont believe anything she says." and he wont believe you cuz we r all crackheads newayz, of course then he might not believe me either. hmm...oh well. This Is a Reply to: Msg 857 by pretty_ak

Re: Aunt Slappy....Auntie Lettuce.. pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/27/01 11:46 am He won't believe you. Crack gives me a rash. If Simon joins the nudist colony, can I be the new towel-girl? And will you promise to drip dry from then on? This Is a Reply to: Msg 860 by pixie_15_2000

Re: Little boys and older women!!! pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/27/01 12:19 pm Ask your Auntie Birdbath that question lol shhhhhh don't tell her I said that! This Is a Reply to: Msg 834 by pixie_15_2000

Contest: 18 out of 110???? oohoohoohjackieblue (35/M/Alaska) 8/27/01 2:05 pm It's a pretty poor showing! Ah well .. maybe some of you have been confused by the address change .. so .. again .. my address is now oohoohoohjackieblue@yahoo.com

Re: Little boys and older women!!! pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/27/01 2:24 pm Haha, u r a brat. I will ask her though. Well Mykal isnt in love with me anymore, thank God, because me and Vinney got married. This Is a Reply to: Msg 862 by pretty_ak

Re: Aunt Slappy....Auntie Lettuce.. pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/27/01 2:27 pm I guess you can be the towel girl. But why would I have to drip dry? OHHHHHHHH!.....hahahahahaha. I just got it. lol. newayz, my sissy is coming in 3 1/2 hours. eeeee!!!! I miss her so much. This Is a Reply to: Msg 861 by pretty_ak

Re: Little boys and older women!!! pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/27/01 3:35 pm Ooops, I mean MICHAEL isnt in love with me. MYKAL is still in love with me. Wow, i feel so loved. This Is a Reply to: Msg 864 by pixie_15_2000

Re: Little boys and older women!!! pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/27/01 4:00 pm I do say .. you take remarkably after your Auntie Birdbath. You should wait til they are out of Elementary before pursuing them, dear. Take me for instance. I found a nice young man who is actually almost out of school to propose to. He'll be good for a few years. May only be 17 or 18 now, but I'll make him 45 by the time I'm 34. hee heee hee This Is a Reply to: Msg 864 by pixie_15_2000

so whats this bum thing about? joeleogue 8/27/01 4:00 pm well? i thought this was a good honest clean club for wholesome people. then i remembered simon founded it so now im not as surprised....

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