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Ahh, I see pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/22/01 6:55 pm That is true...we dont want any gun play in the pub. I still say Lindsey would win. lol. If you ever saw his butt, you would know what I was talking about. Hee hee. Well, the contest is a good idea. Except people can guess mine because my bum is in my profile. But we can just use an honor code I guess, and I am psychic so I will know if someone cheated....

Re: Ahh, I see pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/22/01 8:12 pm uhm .. or you could just take your bum OFF your profile. By the way, speaking of gunplay, your mama She gonna kill you !!!!! Girls told her about the pic of your boyfriend and she is beside herself - so now you have two mothers. One for each ear. This Is a Reply to: Msg 809 by pixie_15_2000

Re: Ahh, I see pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/23/01 1:47 am Ha ha...I just got that, one for each ear. lol. Well she is just being grumpy as usual and she needs to stop taking it out on me. We got in a huge fight today on the phone. She pissed me off so bad. I dont even want to come home now. This Is a Reply to: Msg 810 by pretty_ak

special place eaobiii (28/M) 8/23/01 12:05 pm home is where the misery is. This Is a Reply to: Msg 811 by pixie_15_2000

Re: special place pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/23/01 1:19 pm That is true .. dammit. I thought everyone else got over that feeling when they quit being teenagers and this home misery was just MY problem. Well, I am running away. Anyone wanna join me? Or would that be too much like making it into another home? hmmmmmmmm This Is a Reply to: Msg 812 by eaobiii

Re: special place pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/23/01 2:01 pm Geez tell me about it. I will run away with you auntie Lettuce leaf. Where to though? We could always stay here in Vegas. I have connections... This Is a Reply to: Msg 812 by eaobiii

Re: special place pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/23/01 2:03 pm Uh mmmm .. your Auntie Lettuce didn't come to this pub for the nachos, dear. Here's a toast for you: The only thing an Irishman should worry about is his health and then.. if he's in good health, there's nothing to worry about; but if he's not in good health, he worries whether he is going to live or die.. if he's going to live, he has nothing to worry about; but if he is going to die, he worries about whether he's going to heaven or hell.. and if he going to heaven, he has nothing to worry about; and, if he's going to hell , he'll be too busy shaking hands with all his friends to have any time to worry ! So stop worrying ! This Is a Reply to: Msg 814 by pixie_15_2000

From http://www.stpatricksday.com/ pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/23/01 2:08 pm WHAT IT MEANS TO BE IRISH Being Irish isn't something you do, it's something you are. Being Irish means that your heart swells like a sheet on a clothesline at the sound of your ancestral brogue, that the thought of your da and sainted mother makes you weep a wee bit even now, that the devil himself, try as he does, will never dim your devotion to the Trinity. If you're truly Irish, you're possessed of a joy of the spirits and a depth of soul. You carry a smile for a stranger and coins aplenty for the poor. Aye, there's a feistiness about you as well, but only in protecting all that you hold dear; family, friends, faith and land, your heritage. For if you can see a masterpiece in a sunset and a promise of harvest in a clump of dirt, if you claim friends who'll buoy you up as well as cheer you when you sail, if you can feel the loving grip of God whatever your lot in life, then saints be praised. YOU'RE IRISH.

Re: special place pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/23/01 2:09 pm Here,here, but what do nachos have to do with anything???? Thank you for the toast, it was very enlightening. I think I will just cross over and stay with the irish half of me and not worry because my german side is pissed off. Grrrr....Thanks, bye. This Is a Reply to: Msg 815 by pretty_ak

Dia Daoibh!!! maryhar10 8/23/01 9:16 pm Hi, I am Mary from Anchorage, Alaska, I was born and raised in West Cork, Ireland...I came across this club via another Irish Club I belong to, one of the members here, (lp33speed) had it listed...I am amazed at how many ALASKAN's are here, I hope to chat with some of you soon. ~Mary

Re: Dia Daoibh!!! pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/24/01 5:11 am Hi Mary, I am Tiffany. You know why there are so many Alaskans here? Its cuz we rock!!!!! Hi auntie romaine lettuce leaf. K, I still have yet to find out what nachos have to do with anything and who the speck Rita is.....bye. This Is a Reply to: Msg 818 by maryhar10

Re: Dia Daoibh!!! green_eyed_mist (28/F/Great Lakes region, USA) 8/24/01 10:20 am Hi Mary. Welcome to the pub:o) I'm sure you'll have fun here, this place is a riot! Look forward to seeing you around... This Is a Reply to: Msg 818 by maryhar10

Re: From http://www.stpatricksday.com/ green_eyed_mist (28/F/Great Lakes region, USA) 8/24/01 10:21 am That was absolutely beautiful... I had to break out the tissues on that one. Thanks for posting it, pretty_ak:o) This Is a Reply to: Msg 816 by pretty_ak

Re: special place pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/24/01 2:08 pm Sieg Heil baby. Les is German. Damn him. This Is a Reply to: Msg 817 by pixie_15_2000

Re: Dia Daoibh!!! pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/24/01 2:12 pm Hi Mary, Nice to see you. Unlike that blighter lp33speed who never posts. lol How long have you been in Alaska? WHY have you been in Alaska? Where have you been in Alaska? And, most importantly, will you take me to Seward next summer? Sorry. My mother told me about this whole manners concept when I was 4 and it sounded like a bad deal to me. This Is a Reply to: Msg 818 by maryhar10

Re: Dia Daoibh!!! pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/24/01 2:17 pm Uhm . .. just don't tell them about the secret Alaskan plan to take over Ireland and use it as a launching ground for an offensive strike against ... errr. Hello everyone! I am not sure what Nachos have to do with anything or why when I typed that I immediately thought of Cat Dog. There is little Rita the meter maid and there is Rita Rudner and ... hmmm .. Rita Hayworth and I think one of the chicks from ...aaaagghhh .. I forgot the name of the play. How scary is that? you know, the one with the Jets. "I wanna be in America .." That play. I think one of the chickies in there is named Rita. Ever watch Animaniacs? It's a good show. A good good show. Right, Rita? This Is a Reply to: Msg 819 by pixie_15_2000

DONT SAY RITA TO ME!!!!!!!!! pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/24/01 2:38 pm Who is Rita? And not all those other people you said. Am I Rita, because if i am I want my middle name to be Bob. Rita Bob Sloan. Has a nice ring to it, dont you think? I think when you typed nachos, you were thinking tacos, and thats why you thought of Catdog. I love that show. I used to watch animaniacs when I was younger. I am coming home in 7 days. I am mad and happy at the same time and sad even. Oh well, I miss Alaska, the scenery, the animals, the fact that there are no cockroaches that are 5 inches long crawling around while we are sleeping, and no crickets crawling on my toes, and no ants infesting my closet and the bathroom.

FINALLY HERE sweet_n_smart_16_alaska (16/F/Las Vegas, NV) 8/24/01 3:41 pm i m finally here. Imagine yourself here in a wonderful happy place. Just close your eyes and imagine your happy place! Isnt it great? :D This Is a Reply to: Msg 825 by pixie_15_2000

I thought of my happy place lastnight: pixie_15_2000 (17/F/P-town, AK baby!!!!) 8/24/01 4:17 pm member candice, our happy places are the cabin up at Chickaloon, and the river down by my house. (We have a nudist colony down there. Lindsey is our leader)

Oh .. .. duh pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/24/01 4:19 pm The nachos don't have to do with anything, you twit! Which is exactly the point .. I am not at this pub for the nachos - I am here because it has somewhat to do with Ireland. So not likely then that my first choices of places to run away to would be Vegas, then, is it? I was doing that from the animaniacs. The dog and the cat that travel together. The cat is named Rita and the dog is always going "Isn't thar right, Rita? Huh huh Right Rita?" I never think of tacos when I think of cat, but sometimes when I think of pussies and then I stop eating mexican food. The idea of cheese on the tacos freaks me all of a sudden, for some reason. Then I apologize to Mary. Really we should put a quarantine sign up on the pub and let everyone inside spread infections amongs their own kind until dead. Which is just like the last party I went to. Yeah baby!!! Tiffapea.. shhhhhh. .. quiet Tiffapea. You can't be named Bob. We have a Bob and a Roberta. We need a Kennedy Halouran James, though. Up for it? Rita Tiffapea Kennedy Halouran James Gail Sloan???? mmmmm .. now there is a name destined for glory.

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