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| Re: I don't know who you ladies are .... sweet_n_smart_16_alaska
(15/F/Palmer, AK) 8/20/01 6:58 pm
First off: Hi! im new im from alaska but living in vegas now. I was referred by pixie_15_2000 and pretty_ak!
Second: no one needs to see my pussy! She's content sleeping alone and warm in her bed! Tends to freak out and attack people once in awhile when they come too neat the bed! Fiesty one!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 790 by pretty_ak
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| Re: I don't know who you ladies are .... pretty_ak
(32/F/here) 8/20/01 7:26 pm
Damn straight. My mom never had to share her pussy with anyone until after she was married and had children!
Sort it out
This Is a Reply to: Msg 791 by sweet_n_smart_16_alaska
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| sweet .. smart .. .16 .. Alaska .. ahem pretty_ak
(32/F/here) 8/20/01 7:31 pm
but her profile says 15, again .. she isn't in Alaska ... and her personality is of a half dead, going rancid, goat in heat with delusions of godhood .. so .. can we thusly make assumptions of the 'smart' too .. and call it false advertising ALL THE WAY AROUND
PS: Welcome to the family
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"This is making no damn sense!!!!"
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Our pussy has a baby pixie_15_2000
(17/F/Palmer, Alaska) 8/21/01 1:13 pm
You know our pussy has a baby too. His name is Jerry. He chews on me all the time, and whenever I sleep on the floor, he sleeps right on my face. You know, I had a cock chase me around the pen once. I couldnt get a way, finally I kicked it and ran out the door. Cant tell you how many times thats happened to me.lol
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Re: Our pussy has a baby pretty_ak
(32/F/here) 8/21/01 1:26 pm
NO!!! A teenage girl with cocks chasing her??? NEVER HAPPENED!!!
lol
This Is a Reply to: Msg 794 by pixie_15_2000
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| SIMON: Read POST 633 pretty_ak
(32/F/here) 8/21/01 1:53 pm
PLEASE? Since you is here now, baby, perhaps you might like to do somethign about it one way or the other. Not too many people have entered and there has been zilch for ideas on a grand prize.
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| What Contest?!? I didn't know... green_eyed_mist
(28/F/Great Lakes region, USA) 8/21/01 2:54 pm
Oh no! I will never have the time to enter now! I must get it buffed and shined before the big show and my butt buffer is out of order.
What am I gonna do?
How about a bosom contest? I'm good at those competitions....
LOL
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| Re: What Contest?!? I didn't know... pretty_ak
(32/F/here) 8/21/01 2:58 pm
errr .. uhm .. there are different clubs for those sort of contests. Come on .. you've got time!!!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 797 by green_eyed_mist
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| i have a nice bum!!! pixie_15_2000
(17/F/Palmer, Alaska) 8/21/01 4:39 pm
yes, the cocks chase me all the time...lol. I have a pic for the contest but oohoohoojackieblue's addy wont work for me or auntie lettuce. Hummm....if anyone else can post the pic for me, please let me know.
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Address changed oohoohoohjackieblue
(35/M/Alaska) 8/21/01 4:41 pm
Sorry ladies. Address change. Now it is
oohoohoohjackieblue@yahoo.com instead. Just like my ID
Jack
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| I sent you my bum, oohoohooh pixie_15_2000
(17/F/Palmer, Alaska) 8/21/01 6:35 pm
I figured thats what your addy was, but lettuce told me it was something else. but thanks for clearing that up.
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| I am lonely!!!! pixie_15_2000
(17/F/Palmer, Alaska) 8/22/01 4:24 am
It is 1:30 am here and i am bored. I just got done watching Hannibal. Has anyone seen it? I think it is the saddest movie in the entire world. If you havent seen it, you should. I bawled.
:(
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| Re: I am lonely!!!! green_eyed_mist
(28/F/Great Lakes region, USA) 8/22/01 9:38 am
I haven't seen the movie yet and am afraid to... the first one scared the wits out of me! So was this one more sad than scary?
This Is a Reply to: Msg 802 by pixie_15_2000
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| Re: I am lonely!!!! pixie_15_2000
(17/F/Palmer, Alaska) 8/22/01 12:45 pm
Silence of the Lambs was way scarier than Hannibal. Hannibal was really sick though. Like demented almost. But it was really sad. My friend thinks I am weird because I keep telling her how Hannibal Lector would be the perfect man if he didnt eat people. He is very intelligent, and interesting, and sweet, and I think he is very handsome. You really should see it, it isnt really that scary. I guess there is a first one that came out before both of those though. Its like the story of Hannibal or something and its about his life prior to Silence of the Lambs, and how he became Hannnibal the Cannibal. It is supposed to be far superior to either one of the movies.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 803 by green_eyed_mist
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You should see Lindsey's bum pixie_15_2000
(17/F/Palmer, Alaska) 8/22/01 1:21 pm
I just realized if my friend Lindsey were to enter the contest, his bum would kick all of our bum's asses! lol. Lindsey has the nicest bum in the whole world. Believe me, I have seen it. Oooh, lucky me. lol. j/k. But anyways, if a boy named Lindsey from Palmer, Alaska ever joins this club, dont let him enter the contest k? Or all will be lost. So has anyone thought of a grandprize yet?
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| Re: You should see Lindsey's bum pretty_ak
(32/F/here) 8/22/01 2:23 pm
Uhm .. no .. let him join. Definitely, Rita, definitely.
The contest isn't for the best bum, dear. Only to see if you can guess which bum belongs to which bum. K?
This Is a Reply to: Msg 805 by pixie_15_2000
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The man lurches towards your stool, pointing and screaming "I knew the aliens were here .. I KNEW it!" and then he falls, gibbering, to the floor where he remains uncomfortably cuddled up to, and drooling on, your left ankle.
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Re: You should see Lindsey's bum pixie_15_2000
(17/F/Palmer, Alaska) 8/22/01 3:18 pm
Oh, well I know all your bum pics. lol. Whos Rita? Why isnt it for the best bum? Oh well, k bye.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 806 by pretty_ak
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Re: You should see Lindsey's bum pretty_ak
(32/F/here) 8/22/01 4:53 pm
because then everyone would get all kitzchy weird and feel jealous and cry .. and the entire club would break up into factions, gunplay would be involved and the death tolls would mount.
Besides which then it would go something like this:
pixie votes for pixies bum
ripper votes for ripper's bum
malachi votes for malachi's bum
See?
Besides, part of the point of the contest is for club members to get to know each other better. See?????? So you are taking what you know of the people who joined and trying to figure out which butt, or image of a butt, is theirs. okay?
This Is a Reply to: Msg 807 by pixie_15_2000
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