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I am not really a stalker pixie_15_2000 (16/F/Palmer, Alaska) 8/17/01 4:42 pm Okay, I was just kidding about the whole stalking thing. I am not really a stalker and I dont see how me coming in here is going to make your mom show naked baby pics and talk about your first pooh.lol. Well anyways, anyone wanna write to me, you can see my addy. Tiff

Re: I am not really a stalker bowietheredhairedflamer (45/M/Breathing in your ear .. ) 8/17/01 10:47 pm DAMN. I was hoping his mom would stalk ME and show me his naked pics, baby. lol What's with all the young girls. You is too young to show us naked piccies. Run away and play with dolls. Whoops. I forgot. I'm a pufter. Oh ... jonno .. mmmmmmmmmm .. gonna enter the contest sweetie??? This Is a Reply to: Msg 770 by pixie_15_2000

Re: I am not really a stalker pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/18/01 2:20 am yes the hell she is ... ban her simon .. ban her .. I'm going on a witch hunt (going on a witch hunt) through the woods (through the woods) EVERYBODY SIIINNG!!!! Look at her. She even lies about her age. Says she is 17 and her profile says she's 15 .. how old are you really girl? What do you want with me? I am not your AUNTIE I am a man! Whoops. Trying for the Elephant Man approach, but it didn't work quite as I hoped for, did it? Tiffany ... I am your father. Join the dark and lacy side! This Is a Reply to: Msg 770 by pixie_15_2000

Listen Ya Flamer... pixie_15_2000 (16/F/Palmer, Alaska) 8/18/01 3:31 am I do not play with dolls, and further more, no I am not entering the contest because I wouldnt give you the pleasure of seeing my ass!!! This Is a Reply to: Msg 771 by bowietheredhairedflamer

Does Anyone Ever Chat Here? green_eyed_mist (28/F/Great Lakes region, USA) 8/18/01 11:43 am If so, when is the best times? And, is the chat room full or is it pretty quiet when occupied...

Re: The God of Liquid Silver green_eyed_mist (28/F/Great Lakes region, USA) 8/18/01 11:46 am I'll marry you if you can afford to take me away to Tahiti! Get me another coconut rum punch while you're at it... This Is a Reply to: Msg 765 by the_god_of_liquid_silver

Cell 7

The man lurches towards your stool, pointing and screaming "I knew the aliens were here .. I KNEW it!" and then he falls, gibbering, to the floor where he remains uncomfortably cuddled up to, and drooling on, your left ankle.

Re: Does Anyone Ever Chat Here? pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/18/01 4:47 pm Every now and again I go in there and look around and enjoy the silence. Good echoing .. you shoud take your band sometime. The acoustics are dynamic. No other people are there to clutter up the room and ruin them for you. This Is a Reply to: Msg 774 by green_eyed_mist

Pixie_15_2000's out of control pussy pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/18/01 11:15 pm So, this little stalking-me-hose-head (with awesome shoes)writes to me and tells me all about how she was alone and her pussy starts acting up, getting all fired up and out of control .. Like I want to know this????? Anyway, I found this article right up on MSN today .. big laugh .. it's all about what to do when your pussy needs a little taming. Cool baby! http://pets.msn.com/cats/care/article4.asp

Re: Pixie_15_2000's out of control pussy pixie_15_2000 (17/F/Palmer, Alaska) 8/19/01 3:48 am Hey creepy, send me $70 or $80 and i will bring you a pair of those shoes. Oh, it wasnt my pussy that needed taming, it was my best friends. I mean, everytime I would walk in her room, she would attack me and bite my legs. One time she even tried to get my face!!! We fixed it though, we just beat her and send her to bed without dinner. This Is a Reply to: Msg 777 by pretty_ak

Re: Pixie_15_2000's out of control pussy pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/19/01 4:18 pm Your friend tried to get on your face? That's NASTY .. can I meet her? This Is a Reply to: Msg 778 by pixie_15_2000

Re: Pixie_15_2000's out of control pussy pixie_15_2000 (17/F/Palmer, Alaska) 8/20/01 1:03 am ummm...no. she lives in a far off land. A land where her pussy can roam free and not be disturbed by anyone. This Is a Reply to: Msg 779 by pretty_ak

Re: Pixie_15_2000's out of control pussy pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/20/01 11:39 am Now that sounds like a lovely land, indeed. I know my pussy has been disturbed for years - as witnessed by the way it pees all over my bedroom and leaves hair everywhere. Well, it's really not MY pussy. It's your Auntie Birdbath's .. but still and all, I pet it more often than she does and it tries to sleep with me. Which would be fine if it would stop peeing and scratching! It also leaves the house smelling funny. Well, the younger one .. the older one is much the same. Your Auntie has two pussies, you know? There is the white one she had forever and then there is the young black one she got later at the insistence of her husband. He wasn't happy with the old white one. He said it just didn't have the pep he was looking for in a pussy. Then he leaves her, with two pussies on her hands. What a man! This Is a Reply to: Msg 781 by pixie_15_2000

maybe she should get it declawed... pixie_15_2000 (17/F/Palmer, Alaska) 8/20/01 12:26 pm Two pussies and no man, what a predicament. Maybe she should just stick to cock (er spaniels) or cock (atoos). Either way, two pussies is quite enough for me. Tell her to think about it.

Re: maybe she should get it declawed... pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/20/01 3:18 pm Oh so I suppose when you come to be with us at night you will not be bringing your own pussy then? That's alright. We have plenty of pussies here, between Grandma Yelly's and Auntie Birdbath's. You had better be careful, being a young girl; they might try to take advantage of you and you will be doing nothing but petting and grooming older women's pussies the whole weekend. Unless of course they send you out to buy some cock meat to feed their pussies. Yep. They like chicken, hens are aright but cocks are better. Cocks and Tits. That's what those pussies like. This Is a Reply to: Msg 783 by pixie_15_2000

I don't know who you ladies are ..... purplesnapdragonfromspace 8/20/01 3:56 pm but I sure would like to see pics of all these pussies you are talking of. I love to see the pussies owned by beautiful women!

Re: I don't know who you ladies are .... pixie_15_2000 (17/F/Palmer, Alaska) 8/20/01 4:29 pm perhaps we will sometime. It might take a little effort because they are kinda hard to catch. But hey we can try... This Is a Reply to: Msg 785 by purplesnapdragonfromspace

Once. .. pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/20/01 4:37 pm we had a Rooster that we were trying to fatten up for our dad's homecoming. Thing became deranged and would only eat cats. We were down to one last cat, which would have lasted a whole day or two, but the damn thing tried to get away. Ran right through the watering trough and .. well .. Our greenhouse had a knothole in one of the pieces of wood making up the bottom of a wall. Cat ran straight into it and got stuck. Well, we were all in for a beating if dad found out and mom had no idea what to do. We didn't have a knife or nothing. Then my brother says how he has a ferret and they like to dig holes and such, so he says we should put the ferret out their and maybe it would whittle the hole bigger so the cat could get out again. Or at least so the Rooster could reach it enough to eat it out. Well, we do that and it's going good, when up comes Preacher man Smitty Hopkins demanding to know what sin we were all up to on such a fine day. No sin, preacher, we said. Just trying to ferret out some pussy for our dad's Cock which is getting nice and fat and ready for us to eat. Only we have to give it one last pussy. Which means either we have to stretch out that tight hole and get that hot, wet, pussy to the Cock or we have to get him eating out the pussy until the Cock can fit in and finish the job.

ah haaaaaaa! celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 8/20/01 4:37 pm hello. im back . and, i have an idea. we are going to orgainise a chattime! its true! i need some suggestions, but we are about half irish time, half varients of american time, so we need something that might suit the magority. what about 10.00pm gmt? thats 1.00pm anchorage if im correct? that good!?!?!?!? everyone please input

Re: ah haaaaaaa! pretty_ak (32/F/here) 8/20/01 4:41 pm That's 1 pm Anchorage if that's 10 pm Ireland, yes. And hello beautiful, handsome, erudite Simon The Wonderful This Is a Reply to: Msg 788 by celticsimon

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