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Re: Questionaire my niece sent me: shenanigangirl
(43/F/West Coast Canada) 7/3/01 8:44 pm
1.Have you ever made animal noises and why? Frequently. Because it's my f~~~ing job!
2.If you had to wear one article of clothing every day for a whole month what would it be?
My last lover's undies...heehee!
3.If you had to choose between wearing cowboy chaps and nothing else but cowboy chaps forever or a pink frilly tutu complete with tights and nothing else which would you choose and why?
cowboy chaps.... I loooove leather!
4.When you look out the window and see rain pouring down, what is the first thing you wanna do? Depends who I'm with ........... *grins evilly*
5.If you were a super hero what would you call your self and what would your powers be?
I already AM a super hero... I am Sidhe who rules the universe..I turn people into jello... s'more fun than frogs
6.what is your favorite movie?
Anything with Gene Kelly in it...
7.Have you ever harassed or had the chance to invade the personal space of a celebrity?
Yup..nuff said.
8.What is on the dash board of your car, or for the unlucky souls that don't have a car what is on top of your computer monitor? Squillions of parking receipts and dust...
9.If you were an animal what kind would you be? A dragon... ok ok so it's not an animal... it's a bloody lizard.... I just want to be able to fly and breathe fire...
10. If you could create one law... what would that law be? The law of antigravity.
11. What would be your instant reaction to an intruder in your house? F~~~k Take anything but the books and the musical instruments and gear...puleeeeze!
12. What is the most valuable thing you own?
I own nothing... I'm in hock to the Universe.... and any day now they're gonna collect....
13. What song do you get stuck in your head most often? Dang - now you wanna be SERIOUS ??? ok - Lea Boys Lassie ..lately.
14.Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? if yes...describe?
Just my dogs....*sigh*
15.What is your favorite saying? "Hooola looola"... okok... it's dumb but my neice made it up and I like it....
16.How many marshmallows can you stick in your mouth and still be able to say, "fuzzy bunny"... mmmmmpppphhhhhhlllllllwwwggglllrrrr...feh..none I guess.
17.What would your ideal way to die be?
After I've sung all the songs I want to sing.... I just wanna wake up somewhere else....
18. List your obsessions
Tullamore Dew, bad tuning, chocolate ....
19. What is your most embarrassing moment? My whole life is a series of embarrassing moments.... not that I mind much...comes of spending 28 years on one stage or another...
20.What are you thinking about right now?
Dragonman oooohhhh
21. Rate this quiz: -46: I'm frightened now... 0: this survey sucked ass; 1: waste of my time 2: eh... boring; 3: pretty cool guys; 4: funny, good job Laurel and Tara; 5: AWESOME!; 145: OH my god... what were they on?: Is there another choice?
22. What do you think of the person who sent this to you? Spectacular.... lovely ....fabulous... someone told me "flattery will get you everywhere" <]o)
This Is a Reply to: Msg 658 by rubytuesdayschild
Re: a questionaire steve_reeve_1
7/3/01 9:47 pm
Uhm... there is a sexy Lobster red dykish looking woman (her description) here who is sputtering madly and declaring "It's a filthy lie! " Apparently in reference to your favorite food. She says that every day at five pm you make a vat of mac and cheese and launch yourself from the edge of it with two cheap weiners tied one to each foot as skis and skitter upon the bobbly cheesy surface until you sink, whereupon you eat your way back out ... which coincidink also goes a long way to explaining your sex life.
Is there any validity to this?
This Is a Reply to: Msg 667 by singleinanchorage
Re: Questionaire my niece sent me: oohoohoohjackieblue
(35/M/Alaska) 7/4/01 1:20 pm
1.Have you ever made animal noises and why? Only recreationally
2.If you had to wear one article of clothing every day for a whole month what would it be?
Ruby's crotchless panties, wrapped around my head. Only if she's wearing them too.
3.If you had to choose between wearing cowboy chaps and nothing else but cowboy chaps forever or a pink frilly tutu complete with tights and nothing else which would you choose and why?
Ah! You mean I can't wear the tights and chaps together??? they'd look smashing with a little yellow bikini top w/red polka dots. Don't you think?
4.When you look out the window and see rain pouring down, what is the first thing you wanna do? Go over to Ruby's as I know she will be out dancing in it.
5.If you were a super hero what would you call your self and what would your powers be?
I am Super Penis! Also able to turn people into jello!
6.what is your favorite movie?
Strange Brew
7.Have you ever harassed or had the chance to invade the personal space of a celebrity?
*grin*
8.What is on the dashboard of your car?
Ruby's ass .. thank god for convertibles. Never mind why!
9.If you were an animal what kind would you be? I wouldn't. I would be a road. They get laid all summer around here.
10. If you could create one law... what would that law be? All women must remain topless in public for one hour a day.
11. What would be your instant reaction to an intruder in your house? Chain em up and teach em why they should be more choosy about places to break into
12. What is the most valuable thing you own?
I don't own it anymore. Still most valuable thing in my life.
13. What song do you get stuck in your head most often? Something - the Beatles.
14.Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? if yes...describe? Only myself. Dammit.
15.What is your favorite saying? "Please let me do that for you."
16.How many marshmallows can you stick in your mouth and still be able to say, "fuzzy bunny"... mmm .. huh .. started thinking about things being stuck in my mouth and lost track ...
17.What would your ideal way to die be?
*grin*
18. List your obsessions
ruby's legs, ass, tits, neck, eyes, lips, eyes, back, eyes, ahem, eyes
19. What is your most embarrassing moment? the one when I realize someone has read this post
20.What are you thinking about right now?
Wondering if I am old enough to be married yet
21. Rate this quiz: -46: I'm frightened now... 0: this survey sucked ass; 1: waste of my time 2: eh... boring; 3: pretty cool guys; 4: funny, good job Laurel and Tara; 5: AWESOME!; 145: OH my god... what were they on?: 0 - but I mean it in a good way
22. What do you think of the person who sent this to you? Do you still need to ask?
This Is a Reply to: Msg 668 by shenanigangirl
Re: a questionaire singleinanchorage
(39/M/Anchorage, AK) 7/4/01 2:46 pm
Mac and Chreese a favortie food, not top three. Do I make Mac and cheese at 5:00 pm everyday, no. Has said "lobster girl" chatted with me while I've been having said mac and cheese dish, yes. The co winkie dink was that on two occasions she caught me imbiding of the yellow mess. Any rumours of me skiing on those weiners is absolutely false. They don't make them big enough for my feet.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 669 by steve_reeve_1
admit what?!!!! celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 7/5/01 4:59 am
excusez-moi!
i am but on person and i dont attemp to spread my brilliance between 3 or 4 differant characters.
thats not right. im all me. and im going to work in a few hours aghhhh. hello k, yeah sorry about that trying to grind u into the pavement on several occasions. i expect a visit soon so u can return the favour. i did get the letter and am in the process of writing back! and thanks fer the happy birthday but still, send the card i like mail! others please write too!!!!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 669 by steve_reeve_1
A Joke For The Masses: rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 7/5/01 2:55 pm
A happy, little fly was buzzing around a barn one day, when she happened upon a large pile of fresh horse manure Since it had been hours since her
last meal and she was feeling hunger pangs, she flew down to the irresistible delicacy and began to pig out. She ate... and ate... and then ..
she ate some more!!! Finally, she decided she'd had plenty.
She washed her face with her tiny front legs,
belched a few times, then attempted to fly away. But alas...she had pigged out far too much and could not get off the ground. She looked around
wondering what to do about this unpleasant situation when she spotted a pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall.
She'd found a solution!! She realized if she
could just become airborne she'd be able to fly again. So, she painstakingly climbed to the
top of the handle. Once there, she took a deep breath, spread her tiny fly wings, and leaped confidently into the air. She dropped like a rock
and splattered all over the floor!
Dead Fly....
The moral of this sad story?
Ready?
Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of shit."
Don't take it personally. It's only a joke my niece sent me. Poor girl has been sent to Vegas to work under the hot sun and is so deluded she thinks it's a vacation. Well, she did get to dye her hair pink and she is living on base with all the young, buff militant studs. Hmm ...
Saw a movie last night : 'Snatch' Anyone seen it? It's boffo. Wild, a bit, but cool. It's like our school dances always were, only we didn't bring dogs.
It was just a joke Simon, about the founders. Wasn't supposed to insult Simon The Wonderful .. only bring into illumination the complete lack of actual founding done by anyone who is not you. And I only joined as two people and I told you why somewhere unless it didn't post. I was me_ahs and then I changed email accounts because I was being harassed. So there.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 672 by celticsimon
Re: A Joke For The Masses: misearis2001
7/6/01 4:58 pm
what aload of sh**
This Is a Reply to: Msg 673 by rubytuesdayschild
Hey dilly ho saturn_pie
(17/F/UK) 7/9/01 4:54 am
Oh dear,im so tired....Just thought you'd like to know
Re: Hey dilly ho steve_reeve_1
7/12/01 1:37 pm
WHy?
This Is a Reply to: Msg 677 by saturn_pie
Re: Hey dilly ho rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 7/12/01 10:02 pm
Why ask WHy?
This Is a Reply to: Msg 678 by steve_reeve_1
Re: Hey dilly ho jediknightleia
(29/F/Midwestern U.S.) 7/14/01 12:18 pm
You guys are a riot! Just checked in after being gone for a while, and realized that I probably haven't even posted before! I just got done reading the fly joke, and thought it was hilarious! Anyhow, just wanted to drop in and say hi, and hope everyone is doing well! Drop me a line sometime at either clb1971@hotmail.com or jediknightleia@yahoo.com.
Slan
Chris B
This Is a Reply to: Msg 679 by rubytuesdayschild
"My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
"I got in a tiff with Riley."
"Riley? He's just a wee fellow, " the barkeep said, surprised. "He must have had something in his hand."
"That he did, " Kelly said. "A shovel it was."
"Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?"
"Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley's tit." Kelly said. "And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight."
Cell 12
"This is making no damn sense!!!!"
What ho fair vartlets! RandyLeeStone
(30/F/Anchorage, Alaska) 7/14/01 12:38 pm
Or sometin like that. Been watching de movie Midsummer Night's Dream. Man that Kevin Cline is an ass!
How's everyone?
Speaking of asses: How goes the contest? Last I checked we had 4 entries. Pretty lame-o. Of course, I know most of the people I know didn't enter yet. I know this partly because they told me so and partly because I have seen them walking. I think i could recognize them in a photo alright.
Re: What ho fair vartlets! rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 7/14/01 9:38 pm
who you calling a ho?
In other words: who YOU calling a ho?!!!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 681 by RandyLeeStone
Re: What ho fair vartlets! celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 7/16/01 1:17 pm
hi. how are YOU,? yes you. cause im fine. yes i am
This Is a Reply to: Msg 682 by rubytuesdayschild
Re: What ho fair vartlets! rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 7/16/01 5:34 pm
Tired and strange, but beautiful .. did you expect that to change. lol
This Is a Reply to: Msg 683 by celticsimon
IRISHMEN WANTED steve_reeve_1
7/16/01 10:16 pm
One, to be exact. The sort who isn't too young, too mean, too slutty, too drunk or too opinionated. Ooops .. leaves me right out!!!!!
Any takers? I have a sexy woman friend, free to a good home. Have to let her out for church and spank her when she was bad. Or is that good? Ruby??? Give us the answer please
I do love embarrasing her. You should see the things it does to her!
Things I have learned: rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 7/17/01 2:19 pm
From the news, just recently: There is no point in staging riots or even small battles .. it doesn't rid your country of tourists and it does upset the cattle.
From the past: At this time of year, one should really not stand in a crowd of Irish people and yell "So when is that fucking Doo Dah Parade anyway .. I want to join!" The majority of them won't understand and anyone can get a gun in Alaska.
We have a parade called the Doo Dah parade. I don't know when it happens. except sometime in the summer. Which is good because in the wintertime all the horses slip off the roads and slide into the sides of the igloos, cracking the walls. Not good ... there is a proverb here .. people who live in igloos, should not throw shoed horses.
Anyway, it is exactly what a Doo Dah Parade should be. A bunch of people show up and start walking down the street, dressed how they like, doing what they want, protesting something or not .. and sometimes people passing by just join in and walk with them. It is nothing special, totally unorganized, completely silly, and beautiful.
Hey, macacheese boy, who never says Hi anymore .. do you know when is the Doo Dah Parade?
Re: Things I have learned: purplesnapdragonfromspace
7/17/01 8:19 pm
Things I have learned: you think too much lady.
I think you should just go to Spenard and start walking, call it your own parade. Maybe you get lucky, hit the right date
Or, do a street corner parade and use the proceeds to pay my rent.
One thing I can't stand it's women with tata's like yours who don't put out. What a slut!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 686 by rubytuesdayschild
Re: Things I have learned: singleinanchorage
(39/M/Anchorage, AK) 7/18/01 3:30 pm
Doo Dah Doo Dah, Its early June in Spenard. So you'll just have to wait until next year... or grab a can of SPAM and have your own. Spenardians seem to love SPAM and parades.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 686 by rubytuesdayschild
"Hey BUDDDY!" the slobbering drunk spits at you, lurching against your shoulder "Stop me if you've heard this one:... hahhahhahrhherre .. it's a riot tisthis one is!!"
Then being a virtual drunk, he proceeded to not only tell the joke but go in for some blatant advertisment of the site it came from as well.
