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Re: a questionaire the_god_of_liquid_silver 6/28/01 3:11 pm Reality check: bowietheredhairedflamer is NOT a female he is a ... whatchacallem ... a pufter??? For some reason he wants me to believe he has done, is doing, or will do, Ruby. So much for what he wants. 1.Favorite Color? Silver 2.Relationship Status? Couldn't tell you unless you were bound, gagged and had the handle of my crop up your bunghole .. and then I wouldn't need to, now would I, my pet? 3.Any children? Not unless you count the childish behavior of the "red" people in my life 4.Do you have any Pets? I shall refer you back to my answer for question #2. 5.Favorite type of Music? The kind I'm playing. You and Johno aren't the only ones in a band, sweetheart. 7.Your Favorite Hobbies? Again, please refer to #2 8. Top 3 favorite foods? me, myself and I as consumed by others 8 b. Top 3 Least Favorite foods: bowietheredhairedflamer on toast, purplesnapdragonfromspace on toast, toast 9.Top 3 Favorite Movies? Behind the Green Door, Debbie Does Dallas, Young Lady Chatterly 10.Top 3 Favorite Books or Magazines? Penthouse, Hustler, Cheri 11.Your Favorite Fantasy? I like the one Ziggums listed! 12.Top 3 Favorite T.V. Shows? None. I like vids much better AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST....... 13.Who would you invite to your "Dream Dinner Party"? Everyone I could, to snack on me! This Is a Reply to: Msg 655 by bowietheredhairedflamer

Questionaire my niece sent me: rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 6/29/01 10:33 am Thought as long as we were answering questions .... these are her answers. She will kill me for this later, but that's what she gets for not signing up for the Pub. so, nah! 1.Have you ever made animal noises and why? monkey, zebra, bird, and dolphin. Hey, lunch gets boring sometimes. 2.If you had to wear one artical of clothing every day for a whole month what would it be? Mandi's sweatpants that I wore for like a week straight. They are so comfy. 3.If you had to choose between wearing cowboy chaps and nothing else but cowboy chaps forever or a pink frilly tutu complete with tights and nothing else which would you choose and why? Tutu duh, I love pink. 4.When you look out the window and see rain pouring down, what is the first thing you wanna do? Run out and play in it! 5.If you were a super hero what would you call your self and what would your powers be? I would be Buttercup, the kickass green Powerpuff Girl and I would be able to fly and have laser eyes. 6.what is your favorite movie? I dont really have one, but the one movie I can never stop watching is the little mermaid. I have this thing with mermaids. (WITH mermaids...not FOR...you sickos) 7.Have you ever harrassed or had the chance to invade the personal space of a celebrity... extra points if the encouter resulted in a restraining order. Actually no...but my lifelong goal is to shave Christina Aguilera's head and force feed her untill she weighs 800 lbs. 8.What is on the dash board of your car, or for the unlucky souls that don't have a car what is on top of your computer monitor? Well, seeing as how I don't have either...on my dresser is a big stereo and a lot of cool junk. 9.If you were an animal what kind would you be? A dolphin so I could live in the ocean 4-ever. Is a mermaid considered an animal??? 10. If you could create one law... what would that law be? That whoever you happened to be in true love with at the time would love you back. 11. What would be your instant reaction to an intruder in your house? "OH SHIT!!!" *run,run,run* 12. What is the most valuable thing you own? The most expensive thing:Stereo The coolest, most expensive thing:Sword The thing I love the most:Platforms 13. What song do you get stuck in your head most often?Usually anything by Eminem. Sometimes a Ludacris song: Let me touch it, let me feel it, let me grab it...that rabbit. 14.do you sleep with a stuffed animal? if yes... discribe? My easter rabbit Stewart Bohonk, and my easter pig from Mommy Janet name Rocky Balboa. 15.What is your favorite saying? "Say it to the microphone" -Stewart (MAD T.V.) 16.How many marshmellows can you stick in your mouth and still be able to say, "fuzzy bunny"... don't know... go try, and none of that mini marshmellow crap! Hmm, I have a very LARGE mouth. Good for somethings besides marshmallows. I have never tried and I am not going to because its 2:45 a.m. and this house is creepy in the dark. 17.What would your ideal way to die be? Drowning and knowing it was gonna happen. It is very peaceful...or so I've heard. 18. List your obsessions: Thongs, platform shoes (well, any shoes),Powerpuff Girls, and Arlo. 19. what is your most embarrassing moment? I don't have one, I only embarras other people. 20.What are you thinking about right now? Arlo, what else would I be thinking about at a time like this??? 21. Rate this quiz -46: I'm frightened now... 0: this survey sucked ass 1: waste of my time 2: eh... boring 3: pretty cool guys 4: funny, good job Laurel and Tara 5: AWESOME! 145: OH my god... what were they on? 4 22. what do you think of the person who sent this to you? I love her of course and she will

Re: Questionaire my niece sent me: rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 6/29/01 11:07 am 1.Have you ever made animal noises and why? It would take an essay to answer 2.If you had to wear one article of clothing every day for a whole month what would it be? My dads' green sweatpants. They is COMFY! 3.If you had to choose between wearing cowboy chaps and nothing else but cowboy chaps forever or a pink frilly tutu complete with tights and nothing else which would you choose and why? Tutu. Because someone might mistake me for a Texan if I was wearing chaps all the time, trying to look like a dime store cowboy. 4.When you look out the window and see rain pouring down, what is the first thing you wanna do? Run out and play in it! 5.If you were a super hero what would you call your self and what would your powers be? I AM a Super Hero with the power to melt men's minds. Not much of a power as they are usually half melted by the time I get to the pub anyway. 6.what is your favorite movie? Ditto on the answer she gave but Outlaw Josey Wales 7.Have you ever harrassed or had the chance to invadethe personal space of a celebrity.: Well, the chance yes. I have had celebrities invade my space .. how many points for that??? 8.What is on the dash board of your car, or for the unlucky souls that don't have a car what is on top of your computer monitor? I don't even have a dresser. On the table next to the chair where I sit are three pens, 6 bottles of paint' coffee spill (ongoing argument over who did it and who will clean it up), a fork (samw argument), three important documents, 2 markers, and a receipt from pizza hut 9.If you were an animal what kind would you be? Johno 10. If you could create one law... what would that law be? Everybody off my fucking planet! 11. What would be your instant reaction to an intruder in your house? "Fucking rude! Do I go breaking in YOUR house?" 12. What is the most valuable thing you own? everything related to the book I'm writing 13. What song do you get stuck in your head most often? That would be another essay. 14.do you sleep with a stuffed animal? if yes... describe? Only if I'm lucky. If I am even luckier than that, so does he. 15.What is your favorite saying? "shhh shush ptt quack." "lu-x-ury" "Dying ain't much of a way to make a living, boy." 16.How many marshmellows can you stick in your mouth and still be able to say, "fuzzy bunny"... don't know... go try, and none of that mini marshmellow crap! : No marshmallows here, dear. Buy me some and I'll give er a go. 17.What would your ideal way to die be? Isn't dying optional? I heard that it was optional. I shall have to go talk to those Witnesses again. I didn't stay alive this long just to be told .. oh dear! 18. List your obsessions: face it, if I like it at all it's semi-obsessional. 19. what is your most embarrassing moment? Ditto. Actually I get embarrased being caught breathing 20.What are you thinking about right now? A guy. 21. Rate this quiz:-46: I'm frightened now... 0: this survey sucked ass; 1: waste of my time 2: eh... boring; 3: pretty cool guys; 4: funny, good job Laurel and Tara; 5: AWESOME!; 145: OH my god... what were they on?: 3 22. what do you think of the person who sent this to you? She's family. Irritating but defendable. lol Actually, pretty damn happy w/ the way she turned out. Nice girl, pretty, smart, funny and not stuck up. This Is a Reply to: Msg 658 by rubytuesdayschild

jhftjh: celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 6/30/01 5:58 am hello! happy bitrhday to me! anyone that doest wish me happy birthday or shower me with gifts is out! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! france is driving me crazyyyyyyyy This Is a Reply to: Msg 659 by rubytuesdayschild

Re: jhftjh: rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 6/30/01 10:20 pm Sure. Happy B'day. Now how's about a blowjob? I mean .. err. . . blowing out the candles. Yeah yeah .. of course that's what I meant. What else could I have meant????? I was told once that you should never give a better present than you recieved. Tit for a tat. I got the tits, but I don't know anyone with tats. You got tats? Maybe that's not what they meant after all. This Is a Reply to: Msg 660 by celticsimon

Admit it Simon: rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 6/30/01 11:05 pm joeleogue, jonnodadub, and saturm_pie don't really exist except as figments of your imagination. They couldn't possibly. They never post when you do and they never post when you are no where near a computer. I think it's because they inhabit the same body and sometimes they pop out and take over the body for a time, then they post .. the rest of the time Simon posts because he has control of the body most of the time. From now on we should call this club Sybil-land. Unless the Founders would like to post something to disprove this theory. There are no pics, no posts, no invited members to stand up for them ... so how do we know they exist? Signed, The American "We damn well know there is a conspiracy about everything" Society of Cleveland

Re: Admit it Simon: pinkieleeeee (112/F/Anchorage, AK) 7/1/01 11:38 am You know, I was thinking the very same thing. May I join your society? This Is a Reply to: Msg 662 by rubytuesdayschild

happy birthday simon eaobiii (28/M) 7/1/01 2:55 pm This Is a Reply to: Msg 663 by pinkieleeeee

Re: Admit it Simon: saturn_pie (16/F/UK) 7/2/01 10:53 am I do exist! How can I prove it, emmmmmm. I don't know. But I'm english and not Irish like simon, so my typing has a different accent.Does that count? I don't have a scanner so I can't scan any pics onto the computer, but Im definately not SDimon. He stayed around my house last summer and nearly killed me on a bike ride. If anything is a conspiracy that is. Saturn pie This Is a Reply to: Msg 662 by rubytuesdayschild

Happy birthday! saturn_pie (16/F/UK) 7/2/01 10:58 am Hey baby, tis K I have got you a card and a present Im just so lazy I havent posted it yet. I hope you had a fantastic birthday my little irish bunny.Don't eat too much cake and throw up in your next door neighbours garden, its not a good idea. Really Did you get my letter? Lots of love, K This Is a Reply to: Msg 660 by celticsimon

Re: a questionaire singleinanchorage (39/M/Anchorage, AK) 7/3/01 2:06 pm Ok, Boys and Girls here we go... welcome to the wonderful world of me. 1.Favorite Color? Deep dark rich vibrant purple. 2.Relationship Status? Single, never married, had heart broken a couple of times though. 3.Any children? Nope see #2. 4.Do you have any Pets? Not at this time. 5.Favorite type of Music? Anything with lots of passion in it. 6.Top 3 favorite Bands or Artists? Ramones, X, Altan. 7.Your Favorite Hobbies? Wasting my day in front of the computer, riding my motorcycle. 8.Top 3 Favorite Foods? Pizza; mexican combination plates with enchiladas, tacos, and burritos with rice and beans on the side; did I say Pizza already 9.Top 3 Favorite Movies? Silent Running, Full Metal Jacket, Mask of Zorro (she was vigourous too). 10.Top 3 Favorite Books or Magazines? The Annals of the Black Company by Glen Cook, The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan, Monkey Wrench Gang by Edward Abbey. 11.Your Favorite Fantasy? Can't say, the FBI's Carnivore may be watching... 12.Top 3 Favorite T.V. Shows? Babylon-5, Malcom in the Middle, Star Trek TNG. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST....... 13.Who would you invite to your "Dream Dinner Party"? Joey Ramone, Joe Strummer, Phil Oches, Mae West, Mairead Ni Mhoanaigh, Elanor Roosevelt, and of course Monica Lewinski and Gallagher for the entertainment... This Is a Reply to: Msg 652 by shenanigangirl

Re: Questionaire my niece sent me: shenanigangirl (43/F/West Coast Canada) 7/3/01 8:44 pm 1.Have you ever made animal noises and why? Frequently. Because it's my f~~~ing job! 2.If you had to wear one article of clothing every day for a whole month what would it be? My last lover's undies...heehee! 3.If you had to choose between wearing cowboy chaps and nothing else but cowboy chaps forever or a pink frilly tutu complete with tights and nothing else which would you choose and why? cowboy chaps.... I loooove leather! 4.When you look out the window and see rain pouring down, what is the first thing you wanna do? Depends who I'm with ........... *grins evilly* 5.If you were a super hero what would you call your self and what would your powers be? I already AM a super hero... I am Sidhe who rules the universe..I turn people into jello... s'more fun than frogs 6.what is your favorite movie? Anything with Gene Kelly in it... 7.Have you ever harassed or had the chance to invade the personal space of a celebrity? Yup..nuff said. 8.What is on the dash board of your car, or for the unlucky souls that don't have a car what is on top of your computer monitor? Squillions of parking receipts and dust... 9.If you were an animal what kind would you be? A dragon... ok ok so it's not an animal... it's a bloody lizard.... I just want to be able to fly and breathe fire... 10. If you could create one law... what would that law be? The law of antigravity. 11. What would be your instant reaction to an intruder in your house? F~~~k Take anything but the books and the musical instruments and gear...puleeeeze! 12. What is the most valuable thing you own? I own nothing... I'm in hock to the Universe.... and any day now they're gonna collect.... 13. What song do you get stuck in your head most often? Dang - now you wanna be SERIOUS ??? ok - Lea Boys Lassie ..lately. 14.Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? if yes...describe? Just my dogs....*sigh* 15.What is your favorite saying? "Hooola looola"... okok... it's dumb but my neice made it up and I like it.... 16.How many marshmallows can you stick in your mouth and still be able to say, "fuzzy bunny"... mmmmmpppphhhhhhlllllllwwwggglllrrrr...feh..none I guess. 17.What would your ideal way to die be? After I've sung all the songs I want to sing.... I just wanna wake up somewhere else.... 18. List your obsessions Tullamore Dew, bad tuning, chocolate .... 19. What is your most embarrassing moment? My whole life is a series of embarrassing moments.... not that I mind much...comes of spending 28 years on one stage or another... 20.What are you thinking about right now? Dragonman oooohhhh 21. Rate this quiz: -46: I'm frightened now... 0: this survey sucked ass; 1: waste of my time 2: eh... boring; 3: pretty cool guys; 4: funny, good job Laurel and Tara; 5: AWESOME!; 145: OH my god... what were they on?: Is there another choice? 22. What do you think of the person who sent this to you? Spectacular.... lovely ....fabulous... someone told me "flattery will get you everywhere" <]o) This Is a Reply to: Msg 658 by rubytuesdayschild

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