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Re: Hiya- I'm a new member rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 6/13/01 2:50 pm Ah .. sure you say that now, but wait until you are challenged to a duel on the bridge, johno tries to date your mother, and naked butt pics are demanded of you. WIll you like it so well, then? Or is that, in fact, why you are here????? LOL This Is a Reply to: Msg 606 by a1_celtic_soul

Hey! Your profile has words like study and archeology in it!!! You have a brain! Beautiful Brendan, teach us all something wonderful, yes????? Tell us all the things everyone always knows exactly wrong about the druids, or why the air is brown in L.A. but a different shade of brown than London, or perhaps ... oh, surprise us! Please?

I would have you all know oohoohoohjackieblue (35/M/Alaska) 6/13/01 8:05 pm That she is too old for you, too young for you, you had your chance Mr., and God is the Ruler of The Universe .. think about it .. makes it all seem rather petty, yeah?

Who the hell are you peopls purplesnapdragonfromspace 6/13/01 8:18 pm with your weird ass profiles and ID's. Fuck. Grow up, have a little maturity, boogerheads!

Re: Who the hell...boogerheads... shenanigangirl (43/F/West Coast Canada) 6/13/01 9:25 pm now there's maturity....did someone piss in your cornflakes this morning dear or are you always this charming? This Is a Reply to: Msg 610 by purplesnapdragonfromspace

Re: Who the hell...boogerheads... malachi_de_master 6/13/01 11:50 pm Someone pissed in my cornflakes this morning, but I ordered them to so that's alright. The Master is here, no bowing necessary .. I have heard a rumour that there is a young Irish ..err .. person of indeterminate sex, a johno by name, who is in need of a flogging and possibly a lesson in tongue wrestling. I shall be glad to administer the flogging, if "he" promises not to enjoy it too much but will need a volunteer for the rest. Any takers? How about you Ruby? Indeterminate sex, garter belt, bridges, whips, boxes .. Saintly Simon counting out the lashes????? You know you want it girly! This Is a Reply to: Msg 611 by shenanigangirl

Re: Who the hell...boogerheads...hahahah shenanigangirl (43/F/West Coast Canada) 6/14/01 12:35 am -ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha! (];o) Feathers only please.... and you tied to the bedposts with sashes! This Is a Reply to: Msg 612 by malachi_de_master

Re: Who the hell...boogerheads...hahahah rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 6/14/01 3:43 pm I feel I must object to this obscene talk; a lesson from grade school remembered: If you didn't bring enough for everyone, don't eat it in front of them. Anyway, if Malachi wants to whip johno I say don't argue, get a live video feed! This Is a Reply to: Msg 613 by shenanigangirl

Re: Who the hell...boogerheads...hahahah shenanigangirl (43/F/West Coast Canada) 6/14/01 4:52 pm ahh me lass - tis just talk and only meant in fun.. no offense meant atall-atall-atall... I am not in any sense a cybersexfiend... find the whole concept a bit baffling to be truthful. but I do enjoy a bit of saucy banter now and again - if anyone took it seriously I'd be scared out of what little wits I have!:o) This Is a Reply to: Msg 614 by rubytuesdayschild

Hello yumyumthepinktiger 6/14/01 6:35 pm Ruby sent me. I thought it was because she liked me .. then I read some posts .. and now I am not so sure. Ruby, did I do something to hurt you? Must you abuse me in this manner? Am I Peter???? Do you want my mama? How are the penguins?

Hello there bitemebitemebitemohbaby (45/M/Palmer, AK) 6/15/01 6:36 pm Long time no see. I mean, I justjoined. Long time no see is to Ruby. The Rubinator - making copies. Be careful Simon, Johno .. she makes a habit out of collecting sexy young Irishmen, abusing and degrading them, and then leaving their poor shattered, wrecked bodies as carion ... sallying forth to lure in her next victim. Hmm .. doesn't sound so bad, now that I think of it!

"Buy you a drink, luv?" "Hmmm .. looks like about half the bottles gone already!"

Re: Hello celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 6/16/01 6:09 am hello. why is it that all alaskans or indeed just people that know ruby have not very carfully thought out names... hello, im blahblahpinmybin, and i know ruby! strange. how are we all anyways. france is freaky. i hope ill get used to it. the job is scary as well... au revoir for now. and ruby i got yer email, no, of course it doesnt. ahem. cough cough This Is a Reply to: Msg 616 by yumyumthepinktiger

Re: Hello yumyumthepinktiger 6/16/01 2:51 pm This club sucks, man. Tried to answer that celticsimon weasel and it kept flipping me back to the first 40 messages. What's wrong with my name? ANd where does someone called celticsimon get off making fun of the names of others? Jealous much? Is that what this is, because I do know Ruby and you don't? Surely she's too old for you! Your 18, right? There are people she used to babysit that card her when she goes dancing; they are older than you. She did tell us being nice to Simon was a per .. I don't know how to spell it. Prerquisite for joining. So. I will be nice, this time. Hi Simon. Stay away from our women! Now it's working. Okay. Sorry. I thought it over and if you are in France, you have a right to be touchy. Is this your first time away from home? This Is a Reply to: Msg 616 by yumyumthepinktiger

Re: HELLLLLLLOOOOOOO? rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 6/16/01 2:57 pm Yes, yes we are. We are all dead. We all float about in the abyss of despair which looks amazingly like a little green window on a monitor screen. Thank you for asking This Is a Reply to: Msg 116 by simonfromireland

Re: Hello rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 6/16/01 3:17 pm Simon!!!! Fiend. Don't insult my name .. or my country. These people are NOT Alaskans. Not most of them anyway. It's just where they happen to dwell at the moment. I think Alaska43 whachawhosit is Alaskan and Walmonk would qualify in a pinch. The rest are foreign bastards from California, Texas, South Africa, and other yum-scrum places. So let us just NOT get them confused with Alaskans shall we .. les'n you be wanting to rumble????? Anyway, Alaskans yes, and that includes the foreign bastards who THINK they're Alaskans, usually have an excuse for being anywhere and announce it loudly. It usually isn't a good excuse, but dammit it is AN excuse and what are you gonna do about it, yeah? err.. . I mean .. they then proceed to defend their right to have any excuse at all and start a rumble. No they don't. Yes they do. Actually, their excuse for being most places is either "It's fucking cold." hence their coming inside to wherever it is .. or "I'm gonna get toasted and kick some ass." That's mainly the foreign bastards as real Alaskans understand that fighting and alcohol don't mix. . you may spill the drink and alcohol abuse is a capitol offense. Not that they mind offending the capitol, but they usually don't like to get dead as a result. Call them kinky! All Alaskans know each other. Not necessarily by name, but they do. In fact, when I was younger, we would have outings to the airport to watch passengers disembark and we would have to point out who were the Alaskans, who were the foreigners living in Alaska, who were the foreigners visiting Alaskans, who were the foreigners visiting other foreigners, and who were just passing through. Alaskans are, one big clue for you, the people most likely to say "What the fuck's it to you." when you ask them if they are Alaskan and the ones most likely to smile and tell you to get away from them when you explain why you were asking .. and yes, I am doing this on purpose, writing this big message, as a punishment to you for the insult rendered .. but also just because I am bored and I missed you enough before but now who will tell me incomprehensible things and mumble loudly "canjaheaaarme"??? I shall attempt, if it will make you happy, Simon The Wonderful, to find some Alaskans with more normal profile names. just tell me what you think qualifies. Only, really, I have been trying to recruit Irish people and YEAH that's easy. Irish Americans, yes, they jump right up. Irish people ... different story. Maybe if someone else, from there, were to ask them though .. hint, hint, hint! But then, what am I thinking .. johno couldn't recruit a fucking member to save his life, could he? (tee hee) This Is a Reply to: Msg 621 by celticsimon

Lourdes rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 6/16/01 7:10 pm If you take a look here: http://www.spirituality.org/issue10/10page04.html you will find much information about Lourdes, miracles and why it is so well met that Simon The Wonderful should journey there. For tis truly he that would be the 66th miracle, simply by teaching the ways of polite society to the French .. N'est-il pas vrai, l'cOh Simon Le Merveilleux? Est-ce que je dois venir à votre travail et la commande crepe des suzettes servie par un Irishman nu? Maintenant il y a quelque chose faire votre travail sembler moins effrayant. au moins vous peut vivre dans le thankfulness que je ne sais pas le trouver! Soyez petit Simon heureux et savez que les Français sont effrayants à chacun. Y compris lui-même. J'espère que ceci aura du sens pour vous car je vraiment ne sais pas le français du tout. Baisers! Au revoir, pour maintenant

What???>>> .ikklwikkkj!!!!!!! bitemebitemebitemohbaby (45/M/Palmer, AK) 6/17/01 2:45 pm Is there something wrong with my name? You don't approve. Oh woe is me .. bite me then. It's well thought out. Reflects my feelings about sex, religion and politics. Bite me! I do know Ruby. I do. She's a nice lady with real head problems - the kind brought to you by Lady Clairol.

I don't know if any of you are "musos".. shenanigangirl (43/F/West Coast Canada) 6/17/01 10:16 pm But if you are, here is something you NEED to know! Make sure the folks who help you out with promotion are ethically sound.... I've posted this elsewhere and it is really important. I heard there was some serious cheating going on at mp3.com and so I wrot e to our Celticways guy John - who I believe to be a very trustworthy person... this is wht he wrote back.... Please be careful folks... Hi Clare. The journalism there is all over the place. Mp3.com had a huge crackdown on cheaters a few weeks ago. People would set up several web sites with direct links to their artist site. They would then set up bots, software programs that would visit all of these sites and click on the music. On MP3.com this would register as unique plays. The cultprits were largely the band's NMA promoters and not the bands themselves, but sadly the bands have been expelled and not the promoters. I had top NMA promoters approach me and guaranteed me a minimum of $200 a day NMA pay using their cheating system is I agreed to pay them half of my NMA check in return for using the software. Of course, I refused. Analog Pussy certainly did show up as cheaters. They were listed on most of the major Warez sites that host these cheating scams. However, 303Infinity were also listed on all of these Warez sites pulling the same stunts - and they are still with MP3.com so it does seem unfair. Even more unfair are the two main NMA promoters who engineered these scams are also still very active on MP3.com Regarding the Vivendi takeover, I do not think they'll take over MP3.com management decisions. What they want to use is MP3.com's mailing list to promote their wares through. I cannot see them trying to control MP3.com artists, but they will look to MP3.com as an easy option to sign new artists up for the major labels. As far as what we do together, this is all distant stuff. I run my NMA activities in a very straight way. My focus is to try and find good fans one at a time. Its a long job but it has genuine longevity. Eventually I'll be in a position to develop and release music products where we just use MP3.com as a shop window. Best wishes John john@celticways.com http://www.mp3.com/shenanigan is where my celtic music is http://www.mp3.com/claredelune is my children's music

The man lurches towards your stool, pointing and screaming "I knew the aliens were here .. I KNEW it!" and then he falls, gibbering, to the floor where he remains uncomfortably cuddled up to, and drooling on, your left ankle.

Re: lets settle sumtin roight ere. rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 6/19/01 2:48 am Hey Founder Lad, Get us some new curtains, yeah? All de piggies can see right in through the bullet holes and all and the powder burns just don't match the bloodstains on the carpet. And .. about the carpet .. ahem .. WHY IN THE HELL is there carpet in a pub? ????? Also, when Simon told us to get some condiments for the table, I think he didn't really mean candies wrapped in used ... well, anyway, I think he meant, like, Ketchup or sometin like that. Yeah? Whatever you muckety bastards use over there .. I dont know. I know this muckety bastard over here doesn't use ketchup - most of the time - but most of the other muckety bastards do. This Is a Reply to: Msg 588 by jonnodadub

Welcome singleinanchorage!!!! rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 6/19/01 12:57 pm Glad to see you joined. I can't make spaghetti tonight, but maybe tomorrow. Shall have to go shopping. Well, we'll see. I have a badgering headaache ... Going to Seward, this fine and frisky day, to swim and scoot about .. no wait .. I shall just be watching other creatures do it. TOo bad!!!

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