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Pub Message Archives 1-20
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| Re: And 4) rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/4/01 8:04 pm
Lunatic fringe on a dress made of lace curtain, worn with golden nugget earrings, a jacket with frog button closures and .. oh yes ... a giant Stetson for the sake of my parents.
Yes, that sounds attractive.
Where the hell is gopads?
This Is a Reply to: Msg 515 by steve_reeve_1
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| Re: I would just like to point out 2 thi rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/4/01 8:06 pm
OH MY FUCKING GO ... uh m .. oh .. you rotten ass-bandit dog-pumping cum-sucking whore-bastard! That's it for you and your knees!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 517 by rubytuesdayschild
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| Happy Sexy Pants??? the_god_of_liquid_silver
6/4/01 8:31 pm
Heydy ho .. how's it hanging? Why is it hanging? Mine isn't hanging. No way. It's all up there just thinking about all the naked chiky pics .. only there aren't any!!! What gives? We want naked women, we want naked women! Chant with me, people!
Ruby? Jen? Come on, peel down and give us something worth looking at in the photo albums!!! Kitties and titties everywhere!
This'll teach you to tell me to join, Ruble!
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| Grapefruit bowietheredhairedflamer
6/4/01 8:44 pm
Here I am red, there you are Ruby .. Ruby .. Red .. Ruby .. Red .. RUBY RED ... gots me thinking of nice, large, well rounded grapefruit with big knobby cherries in the middle. Mmm mmm .. favorite breakfast teat .. lol .. treat!
What do you say, Ruby .. gonna come give me breakfast in bed for joining?
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challenge rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/5/01 2:47 pm
I shall now start at the beginning of the list, top of the page, which means some of you will be insulted more than once, and commence making fun of you until a goodly number have come and posted a defense of their honor or until I find a better hobby.
You have been warned. This ugliness can all be stopped by the advent of members posting more than once a year and maybe even someone posting a pic of themselves, looking at the links, and .. dare I dream . .using the chat room.
Only dat chat don't work for me, Pinky Lee .. suggestions????
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| Simon rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/5/01 2:57 pm
Shit! Yeah, this will be easy .. not. Does the joke I told before count?
Simon The Wonderful should apply for Sainthood. I know he must be a good lad, because so many times do we have us a bit of a voice chat and there he is praying "Oh God, Oh God .. oh yes, please, take me now." Waiting for the Rapture. What a good boy! I can't make fun of him. Time to move on to the next one
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| Re: WOW! rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/5/01 3:05 pm
Confounded co founder .. and now .. looking back into the history of the club, we realize why we never hear from this man anywmore!That's right .. we lost him to the boys in the alleyway who told him they were Scout Masters and that they were gonna show him just a few tricks he could do, rubbing sticks together to make sparks and heat things up. Well, we can all understand wanting a bit of fun on the side, but damn man .. how many months has it been?????
This Is a Reply to: Msg 17 by joeleogue
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| jonella rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/5/01 3:21 pm
Making fun of johno is pointless at best, much like his life in the box. I mean, I would have to be an excessively cruel person to make fun of a man who is like johno is and especially with what I know about how he was raised. His mug was so ugly, at birth, that the doctor spent three hours trying to pull the caul from his face before he realized that it WAS his face. His mother brought him home from the hospital, well. . the back alley where she had given birth .. and went to sleep. When she woke up, after finding a spoon to cook herself up some "dinner", she decided on a better lifestyle for her and her ... ??? ??? .. son? Yes, son. Despite the strange configuration of the equipment and the fact that there seemed to be more than one variety, she decided he was a boy. So, having decided that her son deserved a better life, she set about cleaning up ... three days later she was still looking for her child, who she had accidentally thrown out, mistaking him and his blankets as a rat's nest. He was found in the dump by a pack of wild squirrels who kept him in a hollow stump and fed him crumbs from their leftovers and, of course, whenever possible, they let him suck on their nuts. That was until the day when Mr. Prevert came to town, preaching the gospel, and decided that stump looked like a fine place from which to orate. He spotted that boy and thought to himself "Now, that boy, ugly as he is, really knows a lot about sucking nuts. He gets the most out of them he can get and nothing wasted." so he decided to take johno back with him to the orphanage where he promised him he could have all the nuts to suck that he could handle and maybe even some real meat on occasion. Johno has been bitter to this day since being brought to that orphanage and realizing that Mr. Prevert had really only been intending to let him eat meals with the other children. He had been so hoping ... well, and that is just the first part of johno's life. You see how sad it all is .. so I will decline to make fun of johno.
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| saturn_pie rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/5/01 3:24 pm
Oh yes. . she luvs spam .. artificial meat .. enough said???
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| aalphawolf rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/5/01 3:31 pm
Right. He loves me, he posted. No point in making fun. Besides .. he is American ... insulting Americans is sort of like challenging a three year old to an IQ test
You can't tell an American they are ugly and their momma dresses them funny, anyway. They'll have your ass in court so fast . .with some fat ass lawyer bastard looming over you and asking why no evidence has been found to support your allegations of incestuous dressing activiites.
Worse. He says he is Irish American. Which means he will break your knees for insulting him, probably ram a molatev cocktail up your keester for even noticing he had a momma .. and then if you manage to survive, he will prosecute your ass for the mental anguish you caused him by forcing him to behave like that.
Therefore, since he loves me .. I won't insult him either.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 527 by rubytuesdayschild
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ak_elvis rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/5/01 3:35 pm
Oh dear .. oh my .. the man thinks he is Elvis .. I can't go on!
Yes, Alaska Elvis .. . great singer .. so many fine hits like :
If I called myself blubber, would you chew on me
We could have a whale of a time
Swimming naked in the sea
I would rather be in Wakiki
But still I'll let you chew on me
This Is a Reply to: Msg 528 by rubytuesdayschild
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| areastratos rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/5/01 3:45 pm
Which in Italian really means somehing about stratified areolos. This man is a perv .. a real perv .. the sort of man who would bring a woman flowers and sweet talk her for hours .. in the hopes of being left alone in the same room as her potted plants.
Mmmm mmm .. he does love those little buds too .. those flowers which are just starting to bloom. Not only does he molest your foliage, but he must needs molest your YOUNG foliage.
He got terribly disappointed early on in life .. and no it had nothing to do with johno refusing to share his nuts with him .. it was that his dad had always told him that when all had a bush and it was great fun playing hide the weasel in them. So .. there he was .. first date and already the girl was rubbing up against him, begging him to play with her .. down there .. "You mean your bush?" he asked "uh huh .. " she cooed seductively. "Excuse me" he said .. and ran away. He came back several hours later only to find that while he was out hunting for a weasel to hide in her bush, and here he was weasel in hand, she had run off with his older brother .. who was doing something quite awful to her and who was also one of those bastards, apparently, who believe in clear-cutting because damn if her bush wasn't all the way gone and left in it's place was something even the weasel looked a bit frightened of.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 530 by rubytuesdayschild
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| Borracha, cafitzgerald1 and capricexx rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/5/01 3:50 pm
I know I haven't seen these people posting. I dont' know anything about them though. I may be back to look up their profiles and see if there is anything truly insulting to say about them, later.
bowietheredhairedflamer already made fun of himself by choosing that name. Yep. We would watch all these old movies where people would say things like "It's cold in here dear .. throw another faggot on the fire." and he would get so NERVOUS! He puts the puf(f) in pufter, does our good lad. Dont' drop the soap around him is all .. and johno .. don't ask to suck on his nuts .. he'll just bring you home to meet his family. They are all nuts.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 531 by rubytuesdayschild
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| Ø ôü åðó ùòäí ùåðóê çóêûùò ñôääóâ ûøüùò simonfromireland
6/5/01 3:52 pm
øò åðøû ñäãè1 øûòå øå ïêóôå¸öóøêâþ á öóääá ôòíðùùá ø îãûå öôòåóâ åù ûôí åðôåþ ûù åðóêóþþ ÖÙÖÙÖÙÖÙÖÙÖÙÖÙÖÙÖÙÖÙÖÙÖÙÖÙÖÙÖÙÖÙÖÙÖÙ íóôð êøïðåþ øää ïù ðôìó üí ûðùåû òùöþþþãïïðí
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| CelticGoddess1 rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/5/01 4:04 pm
Not to be blamed for her lack of attention .. for one thing the Celtics really know how to keep a Goddess busy, yes they do .. always praying to win this one last game and please not to let ALL their fans go to jail for assault this time. Besides which, I have heard a rumor that the model has been upgraded and we should expecting CelticGoddess2 to take over the position of CelticGoddess1 at any moment. There was a problem with continuity in the earlier model which they believe to have been worked out.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 534 by rubytuesdayschild
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celticsimon rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/5/01 4:06 pm
Simon is off to France. Way to go Beldar! Simon The Wonderful is far too stately to make fun of. I like to keep him up on that pedestal, despite his non kilt wearing ways .. and he likes to be kept up on that pedestal too. ... no .. I won't get into his interest in THAT lifestyle .. move on .. move on ..
This Is a Reply to: Msg 535 by rubytuesdayschild
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| celticvixen_ie rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/5/01 9:35 pm
A student .. ah yes ... always looking for good craic ... so into partying that when her professor told her she needed to really crack the books if she intended to pass her courses, that she bent him over spanked him with them and,then the time consuming part, spent the next several months trying to heat them enough to rock up properly without the page ends curling. So, that's why we haven't seen her so much, I'm guessing
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| cyberbob3 and cyberbob4567 rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/5/01 9:52 pm
What is this ... a group of clones all after me daddy???? Don't cyber bob, please do NOT cyber bob, it will break me mother's heart!
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| dan_4_fun rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/5/01 9:56 pm
A man that you don't really want to mention the word post around .. oh no .. you tell him you need him to post and he'll tell you to bend over and say please. Bad, bad and evil man. So, I am bending over. . post already!
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| daraghfi rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/5/01 10:03 pm
Uhm .. .errr... awooogah ... wooolaaaahhh .. .weehah ... homina homina ...
Nice pic on that profile. How much of the smile has to do with the guy leaning on your shoulder and the fact that we can't see where his hands are? And, do you have any pics of that????
Seriously, nice pic. Great smile. Sounds like an interesing guy .. his hobbies are : Everything. He says he is waiting for the summer. This is a hobby of mine, waiting for the summer. Been doing it for 32 years now and I believe we are finally going to get one!!!!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 541 by rubytuesdayschild
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davidconway1 and davidhoran69 rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 6/5/01 10:13 pm
2 Irishmen .. a beautiful thing, suitable for framing .. and wonderful to know that there are in fact some Irishmen about the club who are over the age of 18. Well, except if you date the ones under 18, then you can get paid for babysitting at the same time!
Let's do some math!!!!
davidhoran69 minus davidconway1 = 68
You know the joke about 68 right? It goes like this: Two men who spent all their time looking for, and never finding, a good time were once again dateless on a Saturday night. One man said to the other one, "Hey, I'm so bored and hard up, I would even do you just to get me some. How's about we do some 69?"
To which the other man replied "How's about we do 68 instead."
"What's THAT???" asked the first man.
The second man smilingly replied "That's where you do me and I'll owe you one."
Don't take it TOO personally. I just like the joke.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 542 by rubytuesdayschild
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