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| Re: irish men didnt and dont wear kilts eaobiii
(28/M) 5/18/01 5:17 pm
celticsimon, i am sure the lads were
cute.
you never did tell us, what song the lyric was from.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 450 by celticsimon
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| Re: irish men didnt and dont wear kilts rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 5/18/01 8:09 pm
$20 bucks in it for a pic of you dressed for battle, then!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 450 by celticsimon
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| Cell 3 |
"Hello , i am saturn pie i luv spam"¬ saturn_pie
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'
'It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me, ' he explains.
'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!'
The man explains, 'Damn thing must be an hour fast.'
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I open the bidding at 40.... eaobiii
(28/M) 5/19/01 1:54 pm
I am openning the bidding for the guy dressed
for battle in a ballgown...at 40.....
This Is a Reply to: Msg 453 by rubytuesdayschild
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yes celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 5/19/01 4:55 pm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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| Re: yes rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 5/20/01 12:33 pm
I love it! I love when you say Yes. Let me teach you a magic trick, Simon??? Will show you how to say it with both hands tied behind your back .. lol .. and give you something to hum about too!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 455 by celticsimon
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| Hmmmmm...... rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 5/20/01 12:36 pm
I was trying to sexually harass someone and my message didn't post. I am not sure what kind of Freudian craziness this might lead to.
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| Re: yes steve_reeve_1
5/20/01 12:55 pm
Hello. Hope this works. Ruby says you are a hard man to sexually harass. Or a good man, but hard. Or hardly a good man. Or .. oooh .. hard man. . good!
She tried to post twice and neither one took. She is now in a corner, sobbing and rejected.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 455 by celticsimon
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| Hello all maggie_haha
5/20/01 3:22 pm
I would just like to apologize for my friends. I am sure it is all my fault. I won't tell you who they are, but boy should someone apologize for them.
That being said .. I took a look in the photos sextion and you are right, you little gem of a lady(no names mentioned)that Simon sure is a cutie-pie. Hmm .. pie .. pie .. I remember something about pie .. what was it?
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Sue the pants off them eaobiii
(28/M) 5/21/01 1:43 pm
Sexual harassment problems?
Boss Lady learing over you while you are at
work?
Are you the torment of the females at your
large corporate job?
Then dont delay, call 1-800-SUE-THE-S%*T OUT
OF THEM.
We will work night and day to ensure you get
the money you deserve, and we will
sue the company and dig into those deep pockets
to make sure you are well compensated for
your mental and emotional stress you have
received at the hands of the maldoers.
Dont delay, as I cannot help you after the
statute of limitations on your claim runs
out. Actually, if Christ came down from the
Heavens, he couldnt help you either if the
suit is not filed within a specific period of time.
I have operators standing by...DONT DELAY, CALL
NOW....we accept VISA, MASTERCARD OR
DISCOVER, or CASH, but all is upfront with
our 275/hr billing rate + unconscionable hidden
fees, and hidden service charges.
We are here for you.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 459 by maggie_haha
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| Re: Sue the pants off them rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 5/21/01 3:06 pm
Actually, when I am sexually harassing people it rather turns me on when they try to sue the pants off of me .. shows they are interested but playing hard to get.
lol
This Is a Reply to: Msg 460 by eaobiii
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| Re: Sue the pants off them celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 5/21/01 5:09 pm
either that or generally scared. but hell, go for it. (whats that number again eaobiii? )
yeah right, i wish. i have a slightly less horendous photo in the gallery of my mug which i uploaded just now! RUN, RUN I TELL YOU!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 461 by rubytuesdayschild
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| Re: Sue the pants off them rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 5/21/01 6:47 pm
Yeah, baby. If I called you Doogie would ya play doctor with me?
Alright. I'll quit .. if you say please.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 462 by celticsimon
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| hello alaska43_1999
(45/M/willow) 5/21/01 9:54 pm
Hi rubytuesday. this is richard and just wanted to say hi.
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Re: hello rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 5/22/01 9:34 am
Hi Richard! Ah .. a man who can answer the age old question : Where the hell is Willow?
Do you remember that bit of politics, Richard?
This Is a Reply to: Msg 466 by alaska43_1999
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| people.....you people are beyond funny eaobiii
(28/M) 5/22/01 1:24 pm
okay you people are justifiably funny.
i defer to greatness....
i will write again soon....
This Is a Reply to: Msg 467 by rubytuesdayschild
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| Vitally important issues to be discussed rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 5/23/01 4:47 pm
Mind expanding observations which I feel must be brought to your attention:
1)Crack 'ho is not slang definition for lesbian
prostitute
2)Freudian slips a problem .. why don't you go
to see your therapist. No wait .. want to see
something: a)therapist b)the rapist ... hmmm
What would Freud make of that?
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| ummm.. celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 5/25/01 4:50 pm
i cant think of anything relavent to say. what a comment on todays irish society. ahem, yes.
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"Oh sugar .. you are hot looking tonight .. let me get your next one."
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Re: ummm.. rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/Nearby ........) 5/26/01 1:44 pm
You could teach us how to say useful things in all those fine languages you know .. like:
How much to get you to lick the lolly after I do this.. little girl?
or
Pardon me, Officer, but there seems to be a wild tree toad all the way up there and if you would just pull it out, I am sure you would come right back to your reason.
This Is a Reply to: Msg 470 by celticsimon
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no more busez jonnodadub
5/26/01 8:18 pm
so anywayz da gov. have stopped all bus roots ta me area just coz we pissed on the driver.whats the fuuuukin problem? twas fuuukin hilaruous like!! he wuz covered in piss howz da not funny????
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