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Re: Conspiracy.MurderforHire.Espionage. rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/12/01 8:57 pm For fucks sake .. if this is Peter, I'm burning down your fucking house! Penguins would never fuck a pie whore .. or a pie john either. Whoever heard of such a thing??? I wouldnt ever fuck a penguin either. Only thing in the world that's known to smell fishier than your mama! This Is a Reply to: Msg 429 by eaobiii

Once, a long time ago, there was a poor rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/12/01 9:00 pm and wretched creature who would stand on the corner of 4th and Barrow and watch all the hookers get picked up .. and dropped off .. and picked up .. and this creature thought to itself "For fuck's sake .. I can't even get ONE ride!" There are deep and disturbing morals involved in this story. Lots of them. That is all I have to say about that.

Re: Conspiracy.MurderforHire.Espionage. rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/12/01 9:03 pm Of course, if this isn't Peter .. well, I didn't mean it about your mama. I may or may not burn down your house, but I didn't mean it about your mama. This Is a Reply to: Msg 430 by rubytuesdayschild

I am glad I am not Peter eaobiii (28/M) 5/12/01 9:53 pm No this is not Peter, and Thank the Good Lord, I am not Peter. I sense tension in your voice when you refer to Peter in such a way. Those are not nice things to say about mothers the DAY BEFORE MOTHERS DAY. Shame on you, shame on all of you. I am sad now, for myself and Peter. Simon is this the hostile environment I should come to enjoy? This Is a Reply to: Msg 432 by rubytuesdayschild

Re: I am glad I am not Peter celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 5/13/01 2:05 pm welcome to the club.....!!!!! women + men + pub + drink = trouble (+ or tears) This Is a Reply to: Msg 433 by eaobiii

Re: I am glad I am not Peter rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/13/01 3:28 pm Right you are, except for the being sad for Peter part of it. I apologize and I hope you will forgive me. This Is a Reply to: Msg 433 by eaobiii

Re: I am glad I am not Peter eaobiii (28/M) 5/13/01 9:05 pm Please dont feel sorry for me, feel sorry for the countless women whom walk the malls of this country with pastries, in search of handsome penguins. This Is a Reply to: Msg 435 by rubytuesdayschild

The Usual Suspects eaobiii (28/M) 5/13/01 9:17 pm Celticsimon, what are the usual topics people refer to on this website? I am looking for guidance.....drop me a line. penguins, pies and malls, are all behind me now, according to my doctor, and continued therapy. Send us some information. This Is a Reply to: Msg 434 by celticsimon

Peter Pumpkin Pie Ho rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/14/01 9:23 am In my defense, I will tell you about Peter. He blows squirrels. Really. He does. He chased one right up a tree at K-Mart and blew it, right in front of me and his mother. It was awful. Plus, then he said we each owed him $20.00 for entertainment tax. He's an American so I thought maybe he had heard of this whole life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as rights concept but he was having no truck with it. Nope. $20.00 to pursue happiness with him and he'll be the one telling you which form that happiness takes. Plus, a kind, and incredibly sexy, person recently informed me that Peter is gay. Which is his own choice, prob, or goody-two-shoes way to be (depending on your perspective)but it's a hell of a thing to be when you are dating someone who is of the opposite sex. Guess all the female squirrels can now breathe a sigh of relief. Hmm .. and that sigh of relief will smell like nuts. Apropos?

have a three hour drive to home in NY. eaobiii (28/M) 5/15/01 4:07 pm Yes, now we are on Squirrels, tomorrow will talk about emus and gekkos. I am sorry to hear about Peter, he sounds troubled. Medicine, and therapy are the only tools, I am not only the president but also a client. I just finished by exam, and my head hurts slightly, only when I attempt to move or attempt to engage in any contact with the outside world. I have a three hour drive home, I am looking forward to it. Thank you for the laugh, I truly needed it, considering my day. As the song goes, "Well I'm on my way, and Im not running any more." This Is a Reply to: Msg 438 by rubytuesdayschild

my god what a load of freaks discertion 5/15/01 4:18 pm any normal topic around here at alll? jesuuus...

Re: I have a three hour drive to home in rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/15/01 7:41 pm Oh .. I thought the song went "Well, I'm on my way, I don't know where I'm going .. I'm on my way, I'm taking my time but I don't know where .. goodbye Rosie, the Queen of Corona, see me and Julio down by the schoolyard" Or was it "It's a long way to Tipperary?" How do you spell Tipperary? SIMON: How do you spell Tipperary? This Is a Reply to: Msg 439 by eaobiii

Re: my god what a load of freaks rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/15/01 7:48 pm Uhm ... ahem .. errruhmm ... well, we are open to suggestions, methinks. We could have a nice discussion of thermonuclear relativity. Or, the five best ways to make sure your sponge cake comes out springy fresh. I am deathly ill right now, so you will have to forgive me for not behaving just SO .. wait. There is a normal topic: I am deathly ill right now. Will you cry for me? Should I call you Argentina? This Is a Reply to: Msg 440 by discertion

Topic of the week: rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/16/01 1:37 pm "So this weeks topic is would you fuck a pie whore? and would a penguin? what it it were a chocolate pie? does that count? aaaaaaaa....." Nice topic. Just to show you how futtering bored I am, I am actually going to answer the fucking question (s). The only pie whore I know is my nephew, so, no, despite the many sites you might run across where this sort of behavior comes highly recommended, I would not fuck a pie whore. Also, if anyone has fucked any pie whores that I know, I would just as soon never know about it. If he shows up with anyone small dandling on his knee and calling him Daddy I shall assume that they either are barking mad (a good assumption for most ocassions, especially if blood related) or that he picked them up in the cabbage patch as is only proper. Penguins have a God-given obligation not to fuck anyone, so they had better not be doing my nephew! But, all of these answers could be changed, if, say, the right sort of person were to openly admit being a pie whore. As to being a pie whore: Why, I might just do it, even if I was a penguin at the time, especially for a chocolate pie and ... oh my .. even in a cardboard box on whatever the hell bridge that was. For a seven-layer chocolate cake, however, I would do two pie whores in front of a penguin, and in France, even. Just not Texas. Which is too bad, as the pecan pies there are most wonderful.

right, moving swiftly on... celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 5/17/01 5:32 pm i ..dont.. feel..like cooking you no breakfest.. this ..morning. anyone know the lyric????!"?!"?

Re: right, moving swiftly on... sweetthursdaysmiling 5/17/01 6:22 pm "Well you don't have to cause your girlfriend will after I hit it." See ya Next Friday! This Is a Reply to: Msg 445 by celticsimon

Topic of the week: sweetthursdaysmiling 5/17/01 6:26 pm Question on it: Would YOU, dear Si-fi boy, fuck a pie whore and do you have any idea how much Ruby loves them Pecan pies? Or them little sexy Irish lads? Especially the ones that come baring .. erer .. bearing nuts. Pecans, that is.

A poem for those well dressed lads rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/17/01 8:08 pm I cannot climb up the pedestal Nor yet allow you to descend So ever upwards I gaze looking for a friend A friend a friend for a friend I pray for a friend I cry for a friend I bray I cannot climb up that pedestal For riddled I am with guilt That everytime I gaze up in wonder It's just to stare up your kilt

Re: A poem for those well dressed lads thorval.geo (46/M/Anchorage) 5/18/01 3:17 pm *Smiles* This Is a Reply to: Msg 448 by rubytuesdayschild

irish men didnt and dont wear kilts celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 5/18/01 4:12 pm no, we wore full lenght sequined ballgowns, with ruffled silk and white delicate lacing under me leggins. so we did. and that was the casual wear. you should have seen us when we were going into battle. This Is a Reply to: Msg 449 by thorval.geo

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