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Hello everybody! rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/4/01 11:53 am I added a bunch of lovely pics and links and I would like you to go look at them, aaah and ooh over them and then send me $20.00 for each one you really enjoyed. I will, however, settle for you taking a mild glance at them and making plans, which will remain unfulfilled, to come back and give them a proper looksie on another day. I am a realist. Many of the pics were unabashedly taken from other peoples websites. Some of them were even invited to join. God help them all!

Re: Hello everybody! jonnodadub 5/4/01 5:09 pm Right luv .....and where bouts r dese lovely pics. all i c r maps.weres d burds in da buff This Is a Reply to: Msg 410 by rubytuesdayschild

Re: Hello everybody! rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/5/01 11:26 am Nah .. just pics of countryside and all ... for the really good pics it'll cost you $50 American and I am not posting them on this club or Simon will spank me .. .err .... hmmmmmmmmmm ... I'll post them tomorrow!!! This Is a Reply to: Msg 411 by jonnodadub

Re: Hello everybody! alaska43_1999 (44/M/wasilla) 5/7/01 1:08 am would love to look at those other pics. lol. This Is a Reply to: Msg 412 by rubytuesdayschild

Re: Hello everybody! rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/7/01 10:55 am sssshhhh ... we don't want everyone to think I am a pervert .. uhm ... well, we don't want everyone to know I am a pervert ... okay .. we don't want everyone to have actual, incontrovertable proof that I am a pervert! Is it nice and snowy out there? Most of ours is gone again, except for the fringes that we should have been down to at the beginning of last month. Cold enough it might snow some more though. Anyway, glad you joined. This Is a Reply to: Msg 413 by alaska43_1999

must warn you : rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/9/01 3:33 am I have been trained in the deadly art of annoying conversation and I am not afraid to use my skills. If someone does not post something interesting soon I shall most certainly begin to post messages fraught with such drippage as " Our inner spirits reflect in our outer aura's manifest purity" and "how does it make YOU feel when you read about your country in the International news headlines?" and " Men and women have different needs and must learn to communicate effectively if an emotional concensus is to be achieved in a setting of equalized intimacy." I will .. I swear!!! Perhaps something smarmy about nipple rings and their uses around the kitchen, too. Great towel holders are nipple rings, if you get the right size. No wait .. take a lesson from johnoboneseverydonkeyindublino, will ya .. if you make it too smarmy for the blighters they will NEVER never never post a damn thing for their own amusement, much less your own. Speaking of johno .. ahem ... erhum .. uhm ... show you yours if you show me mine .. sometin' like that, anyways

whoa celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 5/9/01 5:28 pm wow ruby, u need it bad. but so does jonno. one doesnt get all that luvin from a cardboard box on the ha'penny bridge aaa simon

Re: whoa rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/9/01 7:52 pm Not me, baby .. I have been getting it bad for years; thought for a change of pace someone could give it to me good. This Is a Reply to: Msg 416 by celticsimon

Re: whoa rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/10/01 2:23 am After having some time to think over this post, several questions came to my mind in one jumbled glory 1)How much luvin does johno get in the first place? a)how much of it, percentage wise, is from a cardboard box on the ha'penny bridge? b)how much of it is on the ha'penny bridge but not involving cardboard boxes c) how much of it is from a cardboard box but not involving the ha'penny bridge 1)how much of the carboard box luvin' he gets involves another bridge altogether 2) How is johno's bridge work? 3) would he do me in a cardboard box? a) would I have to pay him a ha'penny for the "pleasure" ? b)how well traffiked is the bridge then? 4) Does he know the name of a good dentist? 5) Who is this member who loves your ass? a) did they love it on a bridge and b)were they wearing a carboard box at the time? 6) What the fuck kind of name is that for a bridge? a) does it have to do with the building contract going to the lowest bidder? b)Why aren't you naked? 7) Do you have some sort of bridge fetish? A) If so, could I entice you by taking off my bra and leaning over singing 'London Bridge is Falling Down'? B) If not, could I try and entice you by taking off my bra and singing 'London Bridge is Falling Down' anyway????? 8) Does anyone have pics of any of this???? I will gladly pay a ha'penny to see them!!! This Is a Reply to: Msg 416 by celticsimon

problems celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 5/10/01 6:05 pm hmm, couldnt read any of rubys msgs, only i got the firts 40 msgs posted instead. hmm, have to wait a while...! any news anyone? me going to france for the summer by the way, so. ill be gone in 3 weeks! sniff

Hello from Belgium vaarder (35/M/Bruges, Belgium) 5/11/01 3:57 pm Hi Simon, hello all of you I'm new to the club and I want to wish you lots of luck with this online pub. Keep on the good work :-)

Re: problems rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/11/01 4:12 pm I just had the same thing happen with the message from vaarder. When do you get back? That's the grand question of the day. This Is a Reply to: Msg 419 by celticsimon

Hello To All eaobiii 5/12/01 4:04 am Well this is my first email/message, I am looking for any excuse not to study for exams, and you people look like nice decent, easy distractions so I decided to chit-chat with you. I am looking to grab a burger, fries and shake, the invite is open to all, bring cash and sense of humor. If anyone would like to stand in for me during exams, please feel free to email me, or fly out to the eastcoast, the least I could do is pick you up at the airport. english speaking not required, all are encouraged to apply, experience not required. Thank you ed

Re: Hello To All rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/12/01 2:45 pm You did very well for your first time. Sound just like a nutter and should fit right in. Especially you sound like a nutter when you say we sound nice and decent .. I will give you the easy and distracting concepts. Distractingly easy, even more like. You should see the things we are learning to do with cardboard boxes!!! This Is a Reply to: Msg 422 by eaobiii

Did I ever tell you ..... rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/12/01 2:46 pm Oh did I .... ....... did I ever even once mention how .... No .. I didn't . never mind then.

Re: Did I ever tell you ..... eaobiii 5/12/01 2:53 pm so the other day, these two penguins come up to me and ask me where a bar is.....i tell them just around the corner. they smile and say thank you, little did they know, as soon as the taller one turned the corner, he banged his beak against one. This Is a Reply to: Msg 424 by rubytuesdayschild

Re: Did I ever tell you ..... rubytuesdayschild (32/F/Nearby ........) 5/12/01 4:49 pm Little do you know, coming from the backwards ass land of wherever you are that is not where I'm from, that penguins are just kinky that way. Give them an inch, they'll bang their beaks for a mile. This Is a Reply to: Msg 425 by eaobiii

so there i was at the mall eaobiii (28/M) 5/12/01 6:24 pm and this lady is walking around with a pie under her arm.... i go up to her and say "lady what are you doing with that pie?" she says "i will give this pie to anyone who will make love to me." "Well okay, lady but we have to be quick, I have to get back to studying at the library, but trust me i am Very Very Quick." "Really!! she says, "Faster than the penguins?" This Is a Reply to: Msg 426 by rubytuesdayschild

Re: so there i was at the mall celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 5/12/01 7:26 pm okaaaaaay. sounds like you and ruby might get along very well. did i mention he has a nice ass too? well there u go. anyways, all these new people, but what about the older ones who founded it with me and i havent heard of in ages?! look thru the members section, and look at all the members we never ever hear from...hmmm. conspiricy!? This Is a Reply to: Msg 427 by eaobiii

Conspiracy.MurderforHire.Espionage. eaobiii (28/M) 5/12/01 8:18 pm Celticsimon, I sympathize with your plight, we would honestly like to hear from the older members of the group. Conspiracies, Espionage, Murder for Hire, Treason, Doubledealing, Requesting extra cheese on your Pizza, these are the things that make this the best country in the world. Tell us your story, older members, younger members and those in-between, we are openning the phones right now.....call us dont delay, time is running out, and so is my mental stability. Our operators are standing by. It is a call to arms, Irish of the world unite, never have so few done so much for so many. and may God have mercy on your soul. This Is a Reply to: Msg 428 by celticsimon

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