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Re: This is a measure of my boredom ... rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 3/18/01 3:43 am Yes, I am back again. Not so bored now. Waiting to see if a friend will ever get off work and either come online or come over to watch just the sort of movies you wouldn't ever expect a straight man of liking, but which he just goes ahead and likes anyway and why not? And, yes, he is straight. Cute too. Cute and straight and a friend .. hmmm .. maybe that makes me an ugly lesbian. Who knows? Hmm ... are there any women out there with flat, hairy chests and big .. never mind! The sad part is, this is me drunk and tired .. which sounds much like me sober and happy. What if I were drunk and happy, and wide awake? I believe heavy explosives would be involved. Don't be judgemental .. I don't ask about your sex life and you don't ask about mine, yeah? So, Simon, how is your sex life?? Loved That Big Black Guy Named Ben thing. Oh dear .. that didn't sound right! This Is a Reply to: Msg 322 by rubytuesdayschild

Ah piss ! rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 3/18/01 3:49 am I was going to go sexually harasse gopads and damn if that man is not totally inaccessible. .. or possibly inacessible ... I suppose it depends on how dsylcexic you realy aer. Not only is he not online but he doesn't have one of those beautiful buttons that you can push to give someone an insto message. I think that's just weird. I have one of those beautiful buttons. I think everyone should have one. They give such pleasure! AND his email address is private. There will be no harassing that gopads fellow .. oh no! I think we should all teach him a lesson by making all our email addresses private and not letting him play with our buttons anymore ... button, button, who's got the button???? LIke he ever plays with them anyway, the bugger! Love and Kisses smooch, smooch, smooch ... I will go harasse some other club now

Last damn post for the night rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 3/18/01 4:03 am Per your invitation Simon, I used your pretty little button (inviting as it is) and hopefully many people will come as a result. Hee ehee hee

Re: Ah piss ! gopads74 (45/M/Louisville, KY) 3/18/01 5:59 pm What's all this about my having a hairy ass? Oh wait, you said harrass, never mind. That last buttons I played with were Peyote, the less said about that the better. This Is a Reply to: Msg 324 by rubytuesdayschild

Re: New Member gopads74 (45/M/Louisville, KY) 3/18/01 6:03 pm What part of the Great Lakes are you from? I grew up in Cleveland, although how Lake Erie got to be one of the Great Lakes I'll never know. It's more of a Crappy Lake. At least it's never caught on fire anyway, even if one of the rivers that flows into it did. How did I get off on all that? Anyway, welcome to the Pub! This Is a Reply to: Msg 314 by green_eyed_mist

Re: Foot and Mouth gopads74 (45/M/Louisville, KY) 3/18/01 6:06 pm Good luck keeping Ireland free of the disease. I know it would be as devastating as the Potato Famine if it were to get in. As dangerous and costly as it is you'd think they'd have come up with a cure by now! This Is a Reply to: Msg 315 by celticsimon

Say what? celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 3/19/01 2:36 pm eh... if it came in it would be QUITE potato famine standard.....lol. 30% emigrate 50% die?!? ummm... no. just even as one of the strongest econimies in europe, we are agri based, and it would cause huge export/market problems. hope u dont have the impression we live in cottages and wear tweed caps and are lepracauns?!?!?!

Re: Say what? rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 3/19/01 3:54 pm Hey! I lived in a cottage, wore a tweed cap .. oh my God .. and had pointy toed black boots and wore a lot of green, and lived in a land where everyone was looking for the gold at the end of the frekkin rainbow, when I was a girl. So let's just not hear any of this putting down of leprechauns. God help me, that's all the truth. Only, not much was had by the way of rainbows .. lots of gold for a while, though. And the cottage wasn't really a cottage, it was more of a run down crappy ass shack made out of clapboard and insulation and it started out as a bar, but then the drunks decided it was far too seedy for them and moved on ... but it was called a Cottage by some people. Come on a walk with me, one day, out by the old place, deep into the woods and I shall show you the last place they were spotted. Also, love you Simon. This Is a Reply to: Msg 329 by celticsimon

I would just like to state . .. rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 3/19/01 10:22 pm for the record .. that I am REALLY, REALLY tired and don't like people much anyway .. therefore nothing I ever say, write or type can be held against me in a court of law, or any other damn place,unless, of course, it is something like penis, naked man, wallet full of money, black rubber skirts and fishnet stockings, headphones to the stereo where Bowie is playing, moisturizer on the hands of a naked sex god, johnodublinthelublin, or etc. Etc. may not be held against me.

Question for Gopads-- Riley relations green_eyed_mist (28/F/Great Lakes region, USA) 3/20/01 10:28 am Hi there Gopads... I just read your response to my previous post... and well-- yes, I am from the area of the worst of the Great Lakes (aka Lake Erie-- it's really not that bad!). I read your profile and see that your last name is Riley-- I know some Rileys out here and am wondering if you have a lot family from here. You don't need to give me details, just let me know-- because that would be really outrageous... It's a SMALL WORLD!

Re: Question for Gopads-- Riley relation gopads74 (45/M/Louisville, KY) 3/20/01 7:29 pm Most of my family is in Cleveland and the surrounding suburbs. The ones that carry the Riley name are in Bay Village. You're right, Lake Erie is in a lot better shape these days. It was pretty wretched when I was a kid (back when dinosaurs roamed the earth) but they've cleaned it up quite a bit. It is a small world, I took a wrong turn on the way into work this morning and fell off. I had to hitch a ride on the Mir just to get back! This Is a Reply to: Msg 333 by green_eyed_mist

Gone Barmy, tralala???? rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 3/22/01 1:07 am I have not gone barmy. I've BEEN barmy. And where the hell has he gone. He didn't like them showers a little TOO MUCH did he then???? Would it be too much to ask that somebody post a pic of something worth looking at? Not that you aren't worth looking at Simon, dear .. but .. but .. well, you have all these clothes on. I hate that! Is it wrong to sexually harass the founder? Is it wrong to sexually harass someone who is slightly over half your age? Okay. I don't know if anyone knows, or remembers this. But, there was a time when the telly news would have these little blurbs where they would say something like "Nader raids Telecom International ... film at 11" .. right? They would do that for all important news. So you would get where when you heard anyone read a headline you would automatically add in "film at 11" into your thoughts. So, we were walking along yesterday and I read this headline and my mind did just that, added ".. film at 11" to the end of the headline. The headline was "Bruce Willis falls for Kinky Porn Queen". Interesting thought .. film at 11!

Foot and mouth celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 3/23/01 7:31 pm so , ireland has it know, and the economy may fail, but the irish pub lives on!!! yeay. i hope

Re: Foot and mouth rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 3/25/01 7:06 pm I am sorry, oh beautiful and succinct one, to hear such news. This Is a Reply to: Msg 336 by celticsimon

Re: Foot and mouth celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 3/26/01 2:15 pm Thank you for your sympathy, oh flaterous and obviously wise and pious one. This Is a Reply to: Msg 337 by rubytuesdayschild (It was at this point when Ruby began to have an inkling of just whom she was really dealing with here .. pious, eh?)

Re: Foot and mouth rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 3/26/01 7:28 pm Pious? Does that mean I get to worship at your ................... feet? This Is a Reply to: Msg 338 by celticsimon

Re: Foot and mouth celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 3/27/01 5:12 pm for $49.99 ya do! This Is a Reply to: Msg 339 by rubytuesdayschild

Re: Foot and mouth rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 3/27/01 8:44 pm Righty .. and that would only leave you owing me $600.01 .. xxxxx This Is a Reply to: Msg 340 by celticsimon

MAD COW- EEK! green_eyed_mist (28/F/Great Lakes region, USA) 3/28/01 12:08 pm All this talk about Foot and Mouth reminds me of the story I heard on the news the other day... it sounds like Mad Cow has invaded the States again, this time on the East Coast (I think) with the sheep. Oh, I feel so sorry for all these poor animals!

End of depressing talk celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 3/29/01 12:54 pm so. there you go. someone get a new subject! This Is a Reply to: Msg 342 by green_eyed_mist

Drinks and Drinking green_eyed_mist (28/F/Great Lakes region, USA) 3/30/01 9:33 am Let's talk about something fun... hmmm... since this is an Irish pub, let's talk about drinking--- 1) What is your favorite (alcoholic) drink? 2) If you can remember, what has been your worst drunken episode? 3) How old were you when you had your first drink and where were you? Hope to hear from some of you...I'll post my own answers soon:-) Go to The Online Irish Pub to join in and post your own answers.

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