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Oh Ruby ... Ru-u-by . .don't take your steve_reeve_1 3/11/01 7:20 pm love to town!!!!!!!!!! Where are you sweetheart! Did you run off with someone you met in the alleyway ... AGAIN! Hahahaha .. if you don't answer me soon, I shall post all the pics of you with curlers in your hair and no makeup, things like that!

Re: Gopads ... steve_reeve_1 3/12/01 5:53 am Ahem .. I don't loudly suck breath mints, but I would gladly suckle quite loudly on things that are roughly the same diameter as an altoid breath mint! This Is a Reply to: Msg 300 by rubytuesdayschild

Steven ... I think I hear a voice .. rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 3/12/01 11:00 am it's outside the door!!!! What do you want, ya little freak????? And what do I care for curlers in the hair?? Come to think of it, when did that happen???

okay.... celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 3/12/01 5:36 pm who are u guys!? husband and wife!? what!?TELL US! This Is a Reply to: Msg 304 by rubytuesdayschild

Re: Gopads ... gopads74 (45/M/Louisville, KY) 3/12/01 5:47 pm Funny, every time I'm in a booth like that I vote for bush. I once dated a girl that refused to suck breath mints, only lifesavers. Sure enough, they threw her off the beach! This Is a Reply to: Msg 300 by rubytuesdayschild

Re: okay.... rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 3/12/01 5:48 pm Your patience, dear Symon-Simon_Simone-Simian .. however it's spelled .. is only outshined by your vast age and your graceful temerity. Your pics are awfully cute. I'm serious .. can I babysit you sometime. Promise to let you have all the milk and cookies you can handle! This Is a Reply to: Msg 305 by celticsimon

"While goin' the road to sweet Athy, hurroo, hurroo While goin' the road to sweet Athy, hurroo, hurroo While goin' the road to sweet Athy, A stick in me hand and a drop in me eye, A doleful damsel I heard cry, Johnny I hardly knew ye. With your drums and guns and drums and guns, hurroo, hurroo With your drums and guns and drums and guns, hurroo, hurroo With your drums and guns and drums and guns, The enemy nearly slew ye Oh my darling dear, Ye look so queer Johnny I hardly knew ye. Where are your eyes that were so mild, hurroo, hurroo Where are your eyes that were so mild, hurroo, hurroo Where are your eyes that were so mild, When my heart you so beguiled Why did ye run from me and the child Oh Johnny, I hardly knew ye Where are your legs that used to run, hurroo, hurroo Where are your legs that used to run, hurroo, hurroo Where are your legs that used to run, When you went for to carry a gun Indeed your dancing days are done Oh Johnny, I hardly knew ye I'm happy for to see ye home, hurroo, hurroo I'm happy for to see ye home, hurroo, hurroo I'm happy for to see ye home, All from the island of Sulloon; So low in flesh, so high in bone Oh Johnny I hardly knew ye Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg, hurroo, hurroo Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg, hurroo, hurroo Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg, Ye're an armless, boneless, chickenless egg Ye'll have to put with a bowl out to beg Oh Johnny I hardly knew ye They're rolling out the guns again, hurroo, hurroo They're rolling out the guns again, hurroo, hurroo They're rolling out the guns again, But they never will take our sons again No they never will take our sons again Johnny I'm swearing to ye "

Re: Gopads ... rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 3/12/01 5:52 pm That's damn strange. . I once got thrown off a beach for refusing to suck the lifesaver. Come to think of it, I once got thrown back into a burning building for the same reason. Those damn firemen, think they know it all, bastards ... see if I ever start a fire to try to save their fucking jobs again! eerr...... gotta go This Is a Reply to: Msg 306 by gopads74

Help! One of us logged onto mail .. steve_reeve_1 3/13/01 1:36 am and the other one to clubs and now I am just not sure who I am!!! Let me justpop out and check ....

And it was me after all ... rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 3/13/01 5:06 am Hey .. for a few there, I was a woman trapped in a man's body!!! It was great fun too, let me tell you .. especially when I made him do a slow striptease in the middle of that biker bar, yelling out "Okay, ya fucking Hog boys, pork this!" and then bending him over .. lucky for him I got distracted by that phone call or goodness knows what might have happened to him!!! Is this American humor .. no .. not even American humour .. just plain ol' everyday bullshit. That's what comes of having a lousy day at work and then staying up til far too late/early in the morning. Think I shall run away and cry now. Or, possibly get some shut eye. But, not to die .. so now I fly, I fly, I fly. We are NOT husband and wife. That would make us hermaphrodites and, quite frankly, I don't think the world is ready to deal with me only having one set of all the important parts. How in the hell would it cope if I had a whole 'nother set too?? Of course, that would be convenient in that when people told me to go fuck myself I finally really could!!! Simon, Does your mother know you run this sort of a pub??? You should be ashamed of yourself .. letting just any ol' trash mouth in. Speaking of ... where's the johno-oh-oh-on-oooooohhhh stud muffin??

Re: okay.... steve_reeve_1 3/13/01 8:59 pm Hah, I'm not her husband. I'm just the guy walking around with a perpetual boner while she's off chasing other men ... you know .. a friend. This Is a Reply to: Msg 307 by rubytuesdayschild

ruby... celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 3/14/01 1:47 pm ok, i if u and him being husband and wife make u hemaphradites, that would mean that u are steeve. hmmm. comfusing. by the way, how are u a t recruiting..... we need more people so we can beat those bastards at "the irish person" club and become the 5th irish club in yahoo.... BWAHAHAHAHA! so ruby, use that handy invite tool over ther on the left of your little left screen. u go girl. jonno is in the nick for grevious bodily harm. sure hell be back soon enought knowing the irish justice system...

Re: ruby... steve_reeve_1 3/14/01 9:12 pm Never, never try to fathom the depths of a Ruby, Simon .. enjoy them for the beauty, shape, and lustre. Preferably in a comfortable setting. This Is a Reply to: Msg 312 by celticsimon

New Member green_eyed_mist (28/F/Great Lakes region, USA) 3/15/01 2:57 pm You guys are pretty entertaining, so I just had to join this club. I've been looking for Irish-minded people to converse with, and thought this would be a grand place to start. I look forward to getting to know all of you better. By the way-- only a couple of days until St. Patrick's Day! Yay! I loved the statement you made at the left of this webpage about it being an excuse to break lent:-) Anyway, I know I'm having fun that day-- I'm going to the parade, eating, drinking, making merry and shaking my shamrocks all night long! Weeeee!!! Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone!

Hello green eyes! celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 3/15/01 3:09 pm You think these guys are entertaining!? wait until jonno gets back, hope u arent sensitive. jonno's, from the the big city of dublin, and aint very.....ahem...cultured. (lets be nice) so welcome. FOOT AND MOUTH! do you forgein guys here realise all the st. patricks day parades are cancelled, due to a threat of an agricultural disater! http://www.rte.ie -that will explian it better im sure. its our national news station foot and mouth is a disease that kills cattle sheep and pigs and it rampant in england and britain. if it spreaded over here, remember we are a agricultural nation, it would destroy our strong economy if it spread over here. the country is on red alert, and all public gatherings have been cancelled! if someone DOES have it, it would be brought back to all the other parts of the country and spread all over the gaff. but , the main dublin paddys day party has been postponed only, until a few eeks when the crisis is over .... well there ya go. sympathy please... This Is a Reply to: Msg 314 by green_eyed_mist

Re: Hello green eyes! green_eyed_mist (28/F/Great Lakes region, USA) 3/15/01 3:30 pm So sorry for the troubles over there! I guess I shouldn't talk much about having fun when everything for St. Paddy's has been cancelled that day. Hope it gets better soon, although I heard that Foot and Mouth has reached the states--oh dear (I believe it's germ warfare, but don't let me get into that). Well,God Bless You! P.S. I've read some statements by jonno already-- and the Fenian Mac too--he is quite a mysterious fellow with all that Gaelic language... I wish I knew some! Thanks for the welcome Celticsimon. Glad your pub is so well-frequented:-) This Is a Reply to: Msg 315 by celticsimon

Much sympathy to Simon and All rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 3/15/01 7:22 pm I did hear a bit about it, yeah. Scary stuff that. It did go around a bit in the States, but that was long ago. Well, last time that it was epidemic was in the 70's, so not SO long ago. You do have my sympathy. Don't know what else to say though. Hope you get well soon just doesn't quite cut it, does it? Hi new lady! Nice to see you. Bye new lady. Kiss on the hand to Simon. Deep passionate tonsil licking to Johno. Slap on the ass to Gopads .. and I am gone!

Joe's favorite form of recreation exercise is dancing Swan Lake, in toe shoes and tutu is dancing Swan Lake in combat boots and listening to Metallica is trolling for dogs by placing salami in the front of his trousers is trolling for pufters by hanging his salami out of the front of his trousers arm curls at the pub ".. and lift .. sip .. down .. lift .. gulp .. down .. lift .." chasing skirts realizing his mistake and leaving off the kilts, chasing real skirts swimming, fantasizing the whole body of water has been made by blonde sexpots in gold lamé panties carrying pint after pint quickly changing the fantasy to blonde sexpots with breasts when he realizes we caught onto him .. again ass kicking contests, wherein he usually scores just slightly less than that one-legged man ass kicking contests, wherein he usually wins .. against that one-legged man ass kicking contests, wherein he is the only participant

Re: Whuuures lovin tips steve_reeve_1 3/16/01 2:27 am Oh my Gawd .. now that's funny! In more ways than one. I mean, fuck it all, if you are on about Ruby. She ain't no feminist. Maybe a humanist, but no feminist. If it was up to her, she'd be off somewhere dancing in her kitchen, baking bread and waiting on her knees at the door when her man came home. Of course, also, if it were up to her she would be riding around the country (any country) on horseback, demanding people "Go with God" and clobbering them with a club ended staff if they gave her any lip about it Of course also if it were up to her, she would be the President of the USof'rA and be tearing up the oval office trying to find that big red button. The button to bomb people .. not HER big red button .. although .. if it were up to her ... Anway, she aint' no feminist. Confused as all fuck all, but not a feminist. You ask her if she is a feminist and she will raise her eyebrow at you and say "Well, the feminist one I know!" Besides which, I wanna have a word with you outside. Geez man, don't lead the lady on .. . sooner she's through with you the sooner I stand a chance!! This Is a Reply to: Msg 247 by jonnodadub

HAPPY PADDY'S DAY!!!!!!! celticsimon (18/M/Ireland) 3/16/01 3:49 pm Course it is. um... by the way, jonno is out after his few days in the slammer...watch out! ruby, your his gal, he'll want some luvin... after those mountjoy blokes anyhoo! greeny: sure he will teach you a bit if u ask! slán! (see ya!) IF I AINT TALKING TO YOU GUYS OVER WEEKEND, WHICH I MIGHT NOT GET THE CHANCE, HAVE A GREAT PADDYS DAY ONE AND ALL! PAINT THE TOWN GREEN simon

Re: HAPPY PADDY'S DAY!!!!!!! rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 3/17/01 12:51 am Ah, am I then? How nice .. err. .. I think ???? This Is a Reply to: Msg 319 by celticsimon

Weeehhhhhlllaaahhhh ... and a Happy Day rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 3/18/01 12:25 am to me. I didn't, as it turns, out rain on anyone's parade, bomb, get bombed, or loaded, twirl any crosses or grossly offend anyone to the best of my knowledge. I did go out and by a red dress however and I am wondering if that isn't some sort of subliminal attempt to say a hearty fuck'ya'all to the day??? But, then I bought white lingerie too and I am not thinking I am a virgin, so .. so much for subliminal anything. You should see it too .. short little nightie with white boys on the shoulder .. err .. white bows on the shoulder. .( the white boys on the shoulder happen later ) little . . never mind ... just wanted to see if I could make Simon blush or johno shudder or .. something, dammit. It's been a bad, bad day. Okay. I will tell you something controversial. THe sort of thing that gets clubs shut down. Ready? It's about St. Patrick's Day .. ready??? Nah .. never mind ..

This is a measure of my boredom ... rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 3/18/01 12:30 am that I have nothing better to do than write messages to no one at all, that aren't even interesting enough to have a subject. Hey Johno .. your the type .. sure you know someone that could help me out .. there's this guy see .. need him .. err. . out of the way.. whoops .. gotta go

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