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Time for a Rhyme? gouldrd
2/27/01 9:05 pm
CelticSimon has invited some of us to join the melee of this wonderful pub. How about a little farcical ditty of James Joyce? You asked for it CelticSimon.
James Joycenames
Walking in the rain.
The plain rain.
The rain made plain
By the stain of the rain plainstaining my head.
Emily was her name.
The waitress' name.
What was her name?
The actress' name? Famedame.
Plain names of blonde fames mainframe my head.
We like our food.
The food is good.
The mood is good for food.
Good is food for the mood.
Goodfude Moodgood!
As I goodstood moodstood I foodchewed my head.
Stomachs are full.
Fools are full. Full of fools.
Fulled up.
I'm a fulled up fool for you.
Foodfilling fullfool faces fill my fool head.
Rg
Drinks on the house tis_skippy
(F/Sydney - Australia) 2/27/01 11:59 pm
Hey ..what sorta pub is this ??..every time I come in..I am the only one here :(..why is it so ??? Didn't see the guy out front sellin gear..damn..was after some new clobber !! lol
Hope to have some drinkin mates soon ..first round is on me !!
NOTE: Messages that are off topic rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/On the planet earth) 2/28/01 1:32 am
( orange marmelade is quite often more yellow than orange you know .. limes seldom are)contain advertisements ( listen to my secret confessions: call 1-800-lay-me2x only $26.95 for the first minute and $5.95 for each additional minute) or offensive language (whatever the fuck that is, Paddy McFaggot! Shit! If you get offended who gives a Holy Fiddle Fart Damn, ASSHOLE!) may be removed. Be aware: In a listed Club, the content of your messages may be seen by the public (is this a club for voyeurs??? YOU mean I really should have posted naked pics????), including non-members (they's all members to me, if you know what I mean ... figure it out Simon .. look down .. remember the member?). Please be smart- don't post your phone number! (1-907-272-2093)
This is the sort of oppressive world we live in .. can't even post a simple message without several lines of rules and warnings being involved. And they wonder why I am mad!!!!
Love,
The Hatter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh .. rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/On the planet earth) 2/28/01 1:43 am
I got so incensed by that dire note above me head that I quite forgot to post a real message :
Gopads: Your mother called. She wants her stockings back and doesnt' appreciate you loaning them out to your friends. She will call back on Wednesday, which is the day after me.
Johno: Your date called. She said as soon as she gets her stockings back she will be right over.
Wet marks on the seat???? Pshaw!
Oh .. okay .. left some piccies laying about. None of them naked. All of them dumb. Hurry and go look. As soon as you all realize there is really nothing of interest there for you and make up your mind never to go look again I shall post all the naked piccies .. which will then set off one of the biggest internet scandals to date when a whole pub full of virtually drunk people are picked up for influencing a minor who is the owner of the pub and, as it turns out, is only considered as a minor by default and in Guam. These are the hazards of Internet life though, dearies .. .what the fuck is a cyber terrorist???
Sorry. Militant again. I just read some Manifesto or somesuch about acts of terrorism on the Internet, including talking about them, is the same as doing them in real life and will be treated as such in court.
Well, if saying is as good as doing, then Prince Charles really is a tampon! Cheers to him, he finally got his wish!!!!
I promise to behave tomorrow Simon, if you don't kick me out for tonight!
I would behave sooner if you would spank me later!!!
So TRATKA .... rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/On the planet earth) 2/28/01 1:45 am
still finding nothing to respond to, luv???
Re: NOTE: Messages that are off topic gopads74
(45/M/Louisville, KY) 2/28/01 5:44 am
Ruby, did you get a message the rest of us didn't see? SOMEONE has pissed you off! You've reamed him a new one, so I guess it's all OK now.....
And I was RIGHT! Maybe not for all the right reasons, but I got the answer. You owe me ____ (fill in the blank, and I know you will with style)
This Is a Reply to: Msg 263 by rubytuesdayschild
Re: NOTE: Messages that are off topic rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/On the planet earth) 2/28/01 9:43 am
Next time you post a message look up and read the screen.
That wasn't pissed, silly! That was boredom and a general sense of playfulness. Pissed involves a quiet "Fuck you!" and a friendly land mine or two.
Goodness, gracious, me oh my oh (son of a gun we're having fun on the Bayou!) ... what have I been up to? I haven't been promising free blowjobs for correct answers again, have I ? I hate it when I do that!! Although, I have gotten a lot of job offers as a teacher at the local high school. Can the kids really hire their own teacher or are they just fucking with me again??
This Is a Reply to: Msg 266 by gopads74
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and it was to this message that Ruby was referring to.
It's been a long long time the_Slappersaint
(21/M/Ireland) 2/28/01 10:18 am
Well it's me again. ("Who are you?" I hear you ask) I'm the guy who posts a message every couple of years. I'm STILL in Canada but I hear ireland calling me to board a plane in 16 days so hopefully I'll be back in a country where guinness doesn't cost over $5 a pint. Okay, so it's ballybogey but it could be worse - I could be going to Swatragh. (if you want to know where ballybogey is look at Simon's map of ulster and look to the north near Coleraine and Portrush (not too far from rathlin Island))
~Public Service Apology~ joeleogue
2/28/01 4:18 pm
Ok, so here I am as a co-founder feeling guilty
for a) never actually posting any messages
and b) letting someone who MAY be seen as offensive
become a founder. so what do i do? i applogise for
lettin him be a founder and for his VERY un - PC views
and what happens? you all tell me you love him! i
can't win. oh and jonno i think you have an admirer in
ruby ......
Ruby pictures celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 2/28/01 5:45 pm
Babe, your webcam aint a camera....wow, didnt know u were that mutil talented...the lips one is great. u got a good sneer. use it. lol. at me preferably after saying that.
ok ruby, challenge for u. take photos that are more then head shots! (please take that litteraly jonno, ya sick minded c*nt). u should get something interesting the view. like the outside world. that looks like a techie den if i ever saw one. and u have the same printer as me....
next photo do a bit of publicising, get a great whack o paper, confess u're love of jonno, and take a photo of u and the messge. i can print it off fer him....throw in a sexy stare as well, u know u want to.
holy god, what was that about. i should say hello to da slapper, but by the time he is back again, this will be well gone of the screen. hello anyhoo, hows canada?!
gouldrd, nice poem. ever do it again, and yer out. (j/k)
by the way, our aussie friend, mines a pint, and jonnos is a bottle of whiskey in a brown paper bag. preferable the 'cheapo' variety which he likes so much...ahem...
This Is a Reply to: Msg 269 by joeleogue
Ok here I am!!!!! mickkirby
2/28/01 5:50 pm
Right here I am. I've been getting stick from
Simon for not coming on and he said that if I didn't
post a message he was gonna sellotape me tomorrow in
school. Well thats my message. Hopefully I'll get a photo
of myself up soon so you can all see what a nice
bloke I am.Hh he he.
"Here's a reason to drink .. as if you needed one; well .. we thought you might could use a laugh at least!"
Re: Ruby pictures rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/On the planet earth) 2/28/01 6:16 pm
Ah well Fuck you very much for the advice on taking pictures of something interesting instead of me and my boots. NICE! I tried to take the webcam out for a walk to get some views of the outside world and .. dammit man .. I think you should be buying me a new computer!!!! You wouldn't believe how bad a shape it's in after dragging it only a block or two. Maybe next time I will use the kids wagon to haul it around. Anyone got a REALLY long extension cord?????
This Is a Reply to: Msg 270 by celticsimon
Re: ~Public Service Apology~ rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/On the planet earth) 2/28/01 11:43 pm
Well .. you have to love a man who speaks his mind especially when he has one to speak of!
Wait .. I don't love johno .. eeeek .. I just wanna ... hmm .. to spank or be spanked, that is the question! Can you imagine .. what if Shakespeare had been born in more modern times and wrote pornos instead of plays???? The Taming of The Shrew .. wowza!!!!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 269 by joeleogue
hmph celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 3/1/01 3:43 pm
never said your boots werent interesting. they is very interesting in fact. i see u as the "ahh where's me whip gone" kinda girl now, though...
This Is a Reply to: Msg 273 by rubytuesdayschild
Re: hmph rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/On the planet earth) 3/1/01 5:28 pm
Yeah, well .. a girl needs a whip just to stand a fighting chance with some wild beast men!
Or, maybe I am a "Where's YOUR whip gone?" kind of girl?
This Is a Reply to: Msg 274 by celticsimon
Hello All! steve_reeve_1
3/2/01 9:50 am
Came to check up on what that naughty lass has been up to! Ruby, that is! Or Rugby, sometimes we call her Rugby .. she's a nasty game, hard on the turf, but great fun to watch all the same if you've had enough beers in ya!
Better watch out: She collects Irishmen. I used to be one, til she got a hold of me. Now I am stuck in the Land of The Lost where the mosquitoes are twice the size of my ego .. frighteningly large then.
TTFN
Calm the claws, kitty celticsimon
(18/M/Ireland) 3/2/01 6:21 pm
sorry ruby. dont worry i was only joking your picture were lovely. so they were. now quit being so narky, ill buy you a drink. what will u have?
This Is a Reply to: Msg 275 by rubytuesdayschild
Re: Calm the claws, kitty rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/On the planet earth) 3/3/01 2:14 pm
Oh .. blush ... blush .. blush ... blush .. and blush some more ... hmmmm .... a pint'll do nicely
I used to drink some rancid crap, you know? Tea with mick ... and .. oh .. used to get these gallon bottles of Tropical Punch Wine Coolers .. crappy little company went out of business, it was like twice the strength of other wine coolers .. and we would mix it half and half with mick and use it as a chaser .. shot of whiskey .. shot of vodka .. swig off the bottle .. start over again ... sick, sick , sick .. god do I miss it!
This Is a Reply to: Msg 277 by celticsimon
Hey .. where's gopads?????????????? rubytuesdayschild
(32/F/On the planet earth) 3/3/01 7:54 pm
I haven't seen hide nor hair of him since I started insulting Americans and then couldn't remember if I owed him a blowjob or not. Now, I ask you, do either of those things sound like a reason to vamoose??????
Re: Hello All! steve_reeve_1
3/4/01 11:38 am
Hello Steve! So good to hear from you!!!! WELCOME TO THE PUB!
Yes, that Ruby, she is a naughty vixen. Best nipples in the galaxy though!
Oops .. I hope I didn't say anything to embarrase her!!!
Goodbye Steve
Love, Steve
This Is a Reply to: Msg 276 by steve_reeve_1
