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Re: I'm new, be gentle.. rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 2/14/01 5:02 pm Ah .. so ... on the planet you come from wet leather is a BAD thing to wear???? Did Manfred Mann hunt Paul? Or, did they leave that to Dylan? My understanding of the marriage thing is that you knock boots until one of you is all the way knocked up and then you get married and then someone else does all the kicking inside the one who is knocked up. And something about jello .. I always forget the bits about jello and this is strange as they are, by far, the most interesting bits I have ever heard. There is always room for Jell-o you know .. made out of horses hoofs .. a kicking little treat, then! This Is a Reply to: Msg 204 by gopads74

am so terminally bored that I am ... rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 2/14/01 5:20 pm having delusions. One of those delusions is that johnnyrubbelbutchermaker is actually a Magic 8 Ball and if we all psychically rub him and ask him questions he will give us a mystically important answer. EErr.. sometin like that. So now .. I am rubbing .. rubbing .. rubbing ... rubbing ... come on johno .. rubbing .. oooh ... I can feel it starting to come .. rubbing . . rubbing ... rubbing and ... rubbing ... here it comes .. it's coming .. rubbing .. it's coming .. rubbing .. its coming ... here comes .. .the question: If you were crossing a river in South Africa would a dead giraffe with it's legs cut off and a bed sheet tied strategically in place serve as a good sailboat? I await your reply with eager anticipation.

Wow ... I may start my own club .. rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 2/14/01 8:18 pm called the Entertain Your Own Damn Self club wherein I shall be the only member and I will post neat little messages to keep myself amused and day after day I shall log in to find that once again I was the only one who posted anything at'all .. but then, why bother making a new club just for that? I've got it so close right here. Pardon me. I am just .. I have the flu. Will anyone have a pity party for me?

Re: Wow ... I may start my own club .. gopads74 (45/M/Louisville, KY) 2/14/01 8:33 pm The beings you see out of the corner of your eye that don't post are in fact "The Wee Folk". Yes, I mean incontinents. Jello can be an important part of a marriage, but once the passion fades most turn to pudding for solace. Your Giraffe sailboat has promise, but nothing beats a hippo with a bellyful of baked beans. The jet propulsion can take you upstream against the wind. The flu's a bummer, keep your elbows out of your ears and don't eat anything larger than your own head, you'll be fine. This Is a Reply to: Msg 207 by rubytuesdayschild

Re: Wow ... I may start my own club .. queenytara2000 (F/new zealand) 2/15/01 1:35 am hey what great idea my own club, actually does anyone ever use the chat room, ive never seen anyone in there or maybe its i come in add odd times as i am in new zealand you know This Is a Reply to: Msg 208 by gopads74

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Re: Wow ... I may start my own club .. gopads74 (45/M/Louisville, KY) 2/15/01 5:47 am I think the most people I've seen logged in at once is 4 or 5, and never anyone in the chat room. For a bunch of drunken Irishmen we're not very gregarious. This Is a Reply to: Msg 209 by queenytara2000

Re: Wow ... I may start my own club .. rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 2/15/01 11:15 am Keep me elbows out of me ears .. darn .. there goes another hobby! This Is a Reply to: Msg 208 by gopads74

Re: Wow ... I may start my own club .. rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 2/15/01 11:17 am I don't like chat rooms .. they are chock full of the sort of people who expect you to talk to them .. or worse, expect you not to despite the fact that they are bunging about in a chat room. "Do I KNOW you?" "No, of course you don't, ya sily git .. you haven't introduced yourself yet." Jonnorubthelampandwatchthepinkgeniepopout is the first reasonable man I have met online. Mainly because I haven't actually met him. I like that in a man! This Is a Reply to: Msg 209 by queenytara2000

Re: Wow ... I may start my own club .. rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 2/15/01 11:28 am I once worked for a bar, in a band mind you, that was chock full of drunken Irishmen .. who weren't actually drunk that often .. and they were a very ungregarious lot. Given to fits of saying things like "Why don't you just shut that racket up and leave us alone." Until we decided to say f_ck it all and just entertain ourselves. THEN they got all happy to see us. Conclusion to be drawn? Everyone, regardless of race, colour, creed, religion or national origin is an a-hole in need of a good slapping .. at least for a fairly significant portion of their life. Yes, me included. This is why I am fast becoming enamored of jonnobonami .. he is an a-hole and he knows he is one and he acts like he knows he is one and therefore he is really less of one than if he didn't know it and was still one and he can probably even follow at least half of this sentence, even if I throw in words like intuitive and hiney-spackling, and, mainly, because he is not here .. he is GONE ... I really do enjoy that so much; being gone is the nicest present a person could give and when they returns the sharpness of the annoyance at them being here is a bittersweet reminder of how great their original gift of absence truly was .. it is true, absence doth make the heart grow fonder ... because it's infinitely preferable to hearing you snore and always trying to take the last biscuit! I know I am rambling. I am perfectly fine with that, really I am, and I am not in need of thorazine at all, although a tot of lsd might be welcome. Thank you. LSD and THC make for a very happpppppp me. I am only trying to entertain myself. I shall be better behaved tomorrow or I shall certainly get a spanking for my troubles and just see if I don't, young lady .. now get to my room! This Is a Reply to: Msg 210 by gopads74

Re: Wow ... I may start my own club .. queenytara2000 (F/new zealand) 2/15/01 8:10 pm so ruby, are you saying that you have your own club? id love once to come here and find one person in this room, and club chats can be fun as well a good place to meet people, so god please one day just one day please let me see one person in the chat room and MAKE ME DAY. This Is a Reply to: Msg 213 by rubytuesdayschild

Hey now ... rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 2/15/01 9:43 pm I wasn't trying to incite sedition! I was trying to incite someone to write something or chat or something .. that's all. I love this club! I just wish there were more people posting and all.

Re: Hey now ... queenytara2000 (F/new zealand) 2/15/01 11:20 pm hey ruby i agree with you, i wasnt being smart just agree we need more people to write or someone in the chat room, how are we going to get to know any one if we dont so come on peoples check in the chat room some time so we can at least say hi This Is a Reply to: Msg 215 by rubytuesdayschild

Re: Hey now ... gopads74 (45/M/Louisville, KY) 2/16/01 2:42 pm I'm a member of another club for my High School class, they occasionaly set a day and time for the members to get together on-line and chat. We could try that here but being spread all over the globe it might be tricky finding a time convenient for all. Maybe the second Tuesday of each week or on days that don't end in "Y". This Is a Reply to: Msg 216 by queenytara2000

Re: Hey now ... queenytara2000 (F/new zealand) 2/16/01 3:52 pm i agree with you re time place etc, now if it works in with new zealand time im a starter i dont know other times and if it will work in with me This Is a Reply to: Msg 217 by gopads74

Re: Hey now ... rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 2/16/01 5:17 pm Oh the sheer trauma .. I mean .. err . joy of it all .. it sounds so LUVELY watching this group all yammering at each other at once.. do you think any of us would be left alive??? ........ from the first attempt at group chatting so as to have someone left to make it a weekly thing? This Is a Reply to: Msg 217 by gopads74

Time rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 2/16/01 5:20 pm I know that most of Europe is nine hours ahead of me. Which means you are all out having fun whilst I am still working my butt off but then I am out having fun while you are stumbling about Saturday afternoon wondering why you thought it was fun, heaving your guts out and wondering where you left your head exactly. This Is a Reply to: Msg 218 by queenytara2000

I would like to start ... rubytuesdayschild (32/F/On the planet earth) 2/16/01 5:25 pm a new club called The Lame Wankers Society. Haven't figured out what sort of people it would really be for though. People in wheelchairs who are still giving it the old college try? People who have to take Viagra to turn themselves on? Cybering people who can't get none in real time??? I have a bit of an issue with that. I shan't tell you about it though as Simon may dance attendance upon us at any moment and I do not wish him to smite me! I do not wish to be smitten by that crazy-sexy celtic kitten! No .. that isn't what I meant at all .. I really wish I would pay more attention and stop saying things just to try to get a laugh out of me! If I don't watch it, it'll be a spanking I will be giving myself and no buts about it .. (err.. how do you spank without butts? ) ... mind your own business! ( sorry!) ... but that johnorubadubmeraw .. now there is a man who could dance on my attendance any day!

Re: Hey now ... gopads74 (45/M/Louisville, KY) 2/16/01 5:29 pm I think we'd all pull through, a bit stunned perhaps but that would be nothing new. I think Queeny is as far from the european time zone as they are from us. Speaking of time zones there's a short story involving one on my home page http://trak.to/tikispub (PLUG!PLUG!) Judging from the message posting (or lack thereof) it may just be the three of us. This Is a Reply to: Msg 219 by rubytuesdayschild

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