Anti-Invaders! <----That be our friendly sister site.Maybe not..too friendly. GO THERE NOW!
Site of DOOM! Here all you puny not very good invaders will become...good...invaders! So MUA!!MUAHAHAHA!!!!Blah...this site tells you. How to. TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Here is a sample plan :
Create a robot. Make it big. Make more than one. Cause if one blows up and you only have one, your screwed. So make 3.cuz if two blow up and you only had one. Then something’s wrong. Make sure you don’t have a self destruct button. If you do, make sure it kills the retard that pressed it. When your done,(this might take a while),stomp around your neighbor hood. Then...uh....leave? No! Don't drive the robot, make someone else do it. Some one trustworthy. So he/she doesn’t rat on you and your plans...hehe...once u have destroyed your neighborhood, create cement walls 40 feet high around the perimeter, NO OPENINGS! I suggest u make these before u destroy it so it's ready, once again, have many comrades. So THEY can haul it around into place, then cement it together! And there you go out are now ruler, OF UR NEIGHBORHOOD! Sorta...make sure u make it clear that you made the robot, and act quickly to destroy the world(not all of it, so like it doesn’t blow up or something)so the police doesn't get you!
That was a sample plan by JMI.JMI stands for: Jo and Mal Invasions. BLAH TO U DUMMIES!! I'm so smart...More plans to come! That was only a sample of the ingenious plans to take over the world here at J.M.I.I! Plan 2:If this doesn't work, and it probably wont! but hey, it sure as hell is funny! ok, get toast. make radio active toast! sorry, no details, because if a non-invader was reading this, they’ll know how! ok, make that and then make it stomp around the world radio activitating other things! make sure YOU have control of it and that YOUR invisible to them. because if they can see u...your....screwed! stay in your fortress at all times and only keep the toast in the dungeons unless they’re outside wreaking havoc. Only destroy them and keep they’re only weakness in your hand...no...in your SAFE! that can only b opened from the inside. how do you open it u ask? sorry can’t tell you....remember? non-invader? contact me! or mal! Ok...then, once they’ve completely wreaked havoc, destroy them! Then put the JMII flag on the premises with your name on it. And if a hero gets in your way, kill it. Don’t wait forever. Just kill it. And its family. If the weasel has one.--This has been a product of JMII Third Plan: Build a robot out of raw noodle strips and clothes pins. Make it have electronic brains and all the good stuff. Make sure it has NO pride and desire to disobey you. And don't make it a computer, people can hack those and make it do stuff. Like the retarded heroes. Then make it destroy ONE town. People get sympathetic and go visit it. Or run. Just wait for people to get there, and build a big wall! Titanium. And then. Fill the place with water. Plan 4:Make a big bomb. Make more than one again, just in case. No more robot joking around here, this is serious stuff! Okay, now once you have that big bomb, have a coffee break. Mmmm, coffee. After that, put the bomb in the center of the Earth. But be careful to not light it in the Earth's hot liquidy middle Earth crap. Hey I wonder if there are elves down there. Like in the Lord of the Rings. Thatd be really neat cuz then you could play with them and pull their ears. What? Oh right, the bomb. Forget about the bomb, i don't know why I put that there. I guess I was drunk or something. Dress up like a squirrel and take 4 captives. Make them watch teletubbies for 30 hours straight, give them a sex change, and switch their organs. Yes, I know what your thinking, this might kill them. But really, it's only bait for those stupid anti- invaders. Let's hope their not reading this. When the so- called heroes come, jump out of your squirrel suit and yell: BOO! And hopefully their have a heart attack and die. The End Plan 5: WOW! A new plan! Holy shit! I'm updating! Anyway, before I go on with the plan. Happy New Year! And it's my birthday Jan. 12. SO SAY HAPPY BIRHTDAY YOU PRICKS! Now for the plan. Uhm....the plan....*shifty eyes*. About...the plan. I don't really have one. So give me a second to think about this. *looks around for objects to use for a plan*. Well okay. I think I got it. Uhm. OKAY! I KNOW NOW! YAOI! YES! Yaoi makes everyone uncomfortable! Except the fangirls. For those of you who don't know, yaoi is male:male looove. It's sexy. Anyway, I know at least 13 people who find the whole deal freaky. So your going to need to brainwash a bunch of people into...being deadly afraid of yaoi. Then make every anime in the whole world yaoi. Aaaand all those soap opera people are now gay. And it's a win-win situation because I think yaoi is hot, and everything is yaoi, I'd be happy. Well that was a really gay plan. *laughs at lame joke* Actually, I can't think of a good plan so SCREW YOU! T____T
Something for the lawyers: Invader Zim, Gir, and all related characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez and their respective owners. We’re just a weird site for CRAZY people insane with invader zim...is anything is WRONG! With the site, feel free to contact us at the shown screen names and e-mail addresses. This site DOES contain some ideas and artwork from invader zim. So I HAD to put that there so I wouldn’t get in trouble. This isn't EXACTLY a fan site, but it IS based on Invader Zim episodes and main idea. So everything here...yea...what I said up there.Also, the picture up above isn'nt mine. I found it on a Yu Yu Hakusho site and I thought it was really cool. So if it belongs to you, just tell me to take it off and I will, or tell me to give you credit for it. So I repeat: THAT HIEI ISN'T MINE!!!! CONTACTING US IS AVAILABLE! contacting: Jo- Brit- Please contact us if u need help taking something over, just want to talk, OR want to become a JMII Invader. BLAH! For some reason, the thingy at the top with the text the little wheel thingy? yea, IT'S CRAZY! AHH!!! this whole site is crazy! CRAZY I SAY!! CRAZY! if YOU owned this place, YOU'D go insane too! so much stuff...SO MUCH! o well....your next plan to take over the world is coming up in a few days! DONT MISS IT! Oct. 5th,2002: Had an invader block...haven’t seen Mal in forever...MUST...DESTROY!
. Oct 15,2002:mm...that felt good. I have a big swimming pool and I managed to take over another small piece of Earth! UPDATE:Oct. 23,2002:I made an irken TEST. yes... a TEST. If you want to become an irken invader, take the test and e-mail me the results.Shanas_Tears@msn.com is my e-mail. I guess it’s a qualifying test. So far...only my sister is a student and I ignore her so she doesn’t count. So I cant make a list of invaders...wow that sucks Also, since Halloween is coming up I decided to have a contest. E-mail me a picture of your costume and we'll have a costume contest! You DONT need a picture of you wearing it because that would b invading your privacy, but your welcome too if u want to. Anyway, I’ll have a picture of my costume sometime around Halloween. so check back. Nov.1:Hey,i ACTUALLY got a picture of me n my costume! I got it the day after the Halloween so sorry for the delay! June 17: Yeah, I took off the test and the picture those are all lies. I added a new plan, reordered the site, added quizzes, and found an anti-invader site. Yes, This is all coming together now.
Our Jobs:
Mal: She's here to help with ideas and....I don;t know what else because I haven't talked to her in a while. She had the idea for the doughnut one!
Jo: I'm here to make sure this site looks pretty and I supply the HTML and art. I also type this stuff up. If you look at this site the way I do when I have to type it up you'd get headaches. So I also buy the aspirin. Asprin. Whatever.
Brit: She's here to foil our plans, goddamn her! No just kidding. Jo made a funny, now all of you laugh! Anywho, Brit's here to destroy all our slaved-on work so you should watch out for her. She runs the anti-invader site but we still love her. Yes... We LOVE her. Love her so goddamn much we wanna kill her. No just kidding, but I think she should stop eating chickens.<--personal joke, so laugh.Again. I SAID LAUGH! Special Thanks To:
Jack Handey, who I got those quotes up there from, except for the ones i took from Red and Purple. Brit, for resurrecting this site, Amber, for kicking me in the ass every time I said something gay, Bernie, for not telling the cops about my plans, Mike, for telling me about cop activity, my family, for not asking me about this site, and my fridge, for the countless lemonades it took to make this site happen.
Hmmm...-cough-........weeeellll...i took my piccy off, my friend said the INS or sumthin could get me! what is this INS? sounds scary.....oOoOoOoOoOoOo
I added a coloring book link thingie!! So now you can color stuff i drew!! Those are MY drawings btw, so don't put them anywhere without my permition...permission..o.o...XD Yeah. I'll findja if you use 'em wihtout my access pass!! I HAVE SOURCES! Yeah, so all of them are copywrited as mine unless the description says differently. Kay?
YAY! We have a new Invader! Dude..like...FINALLY! This site has been up for about 2 years and we only have ONE invader! That's sad. I also added up new linkz cuz Andy wanted his plan up. But I'm mean so I didn't put it up directly. Grr.
Did you notice this site is made up mostly of quizzes? I did. So I'm asking you if I should remove some of of them. Should I? Huh?! SHOULD I?!
Andy. Loses. DESTROY HIM.
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Plan one of world domination: Buy lots boxes of POP TARTS! Or...donuts...which ever ones cheaper! put.....uh....sleepy stuff of doom in them! then walk to the police station, and SELL them. No, get another trusty henchman, and make him/her sell it, so u don’t get in trouble, DUH! so they go sleepy! then lock them up in some dungeon thing and....your home free! all the police are out of the way. Now that THEYRE out of the way, you can do more stuff happily! Make sure they’re in separate cells so they don’t get any ideas! YOU hold the keys. no copies in case you lose them. if u do, YOU keep those too...and please don’t keep them on the same key ring! that would be stupid. ok, then go out of your safe guarded neighborhood, and into the police free world. Tear down all the stop lights, road signs, school signs, and all that shit. Destroy everything vital and eliminate every ruler. and law. except for one. You are the ruler. But Mal And I Rule YOU! put up picket signs like that. And...If u need over sees confrontations to destroy the WORLD...then build a humongous bridge to connect everything.then.....destroy them! and destroy THEYRE rulers... and stop lights...and all that. And now, you’ve made a complete mess out of the world! and make sure no one knows you, so they’re not after YOU. like...uh.....make your worst enemy(not the hero)the culprit. BUT make sure to have some way of making people know that YOU'RE in charge... not the low life retard that’s in big shit for all the chaos you’ve caused. Oh yah...and make a big fat ol' fortress with torture chambers, dungeons, caverns, mazes, the works. All that shit! o yea, and have fun! Buh BAI!
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