Nightscream vs. Wheelie:

Rattrap sprays baygon in the air.  The remaining swarm around him dies.  Rattrap turns and notices us, “Ah!  We’re back.  We’ve got for all you hating types a match of your dreams.   All those T.A.N.G. members, this is your chance to see Nightscream fight for his life.   Tell us more about, huh Jets?”

Jetstorm yawned, “Nightscream has been a real pain in the skid plate ever since he showed up.  But, has he been the only one like this?  No!  Back in Transformers, there was an annoying bot called Wheelie.  Now, it’s time to see them fight!”

Jazz got in the ring, “Hey, cats.  We’ve got ourselves a situation here.  Nightscream, the Beast Machines bat is going to take on that G1 car: Wheelie!”

Nightscream and Wheelie appeared in the center of the ring.  Jazz came closer to them, “Now let’s get this on to show why this show is so hip!”

“Hip?” Nightscream echoed.

Wheelie suddenly ran and hid behind one of the side posts.  Nightscream watched curiously.  Wheelie peeked his head out from behind the pole, “Friend find, look behind!”

“Wha?  That’s one of the worst lines I’ve ever heard,” Nightscream yelled, running at the pole.

Wheelie laughed again, “Friend find look behind!  You go wrong way you fool I –Eeerk!”

Nightscream had grabbed Wheelie by the head and smashed him into the pole that he was hiding behind. Wheelie toppled to the ground.  Nightscream dusted his hands, “Time to finish this!”

Suddenly, Wheelie took out a red gem energon and shot it at Nightscream!

BAM!

“Yeeoowww!” Nightscream howled.  The red gem had exploded on his face, sending him flying back into the ring.

Rattrap chuckled, “Heh, as you see folks, there’s plenty of action going on down there.  Wheelie just used his red gem slingshot to give Nightscream what he’s been asking for.  If you remember, back in TF:TM, Wheelie used it to hurt Girmlock and –“

“Shut your yapper!” Quickstrike yelled from the crowd, “We trying to watch the fight!”

“Well you overgrown piece of moldy cheese, why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?”

“Sure thang!” Quickstrike yelled back.

Meanwhile, down in the center ring, Nightscream just got up from the mat.  Wheelie sat on him peacefully.  “Hello!” he waved.

Nightscream threw Wheelie off, “Why don’t you have a taste of my music, you orange vokswagon!”

Nightscream blew a massive sonic blast from his head, frapping Wheelie into the poles!  Wheelie dropped to the ground, apparently beaten.

Nightscream walked to him.  Suddenly, something dropped from the roof of the arena!

Rattrap exclaimed, “Oh my pasturized cheese!  It’s Transmutate!”

Transmutat landed in front of Nightscream, “What…you…do?”

“Just looking for something worth fraggin’!” Nightscream shouted, about to shove Transmutate aside.

Transmutate didn’t budge, “Friend…hurt.”

“Listen,” Nightscream said, obviously losing his patience, “Why don’t you move so I could finish this match?  Fly away or something!”

“Fly?” Transmutate said.  A small blue lightbulb extended from her back.  “Fly!”   She flew up in the air and landed in the middle of the ring.

Nightcream kicked Wheelie, “This match is going out with a bang…a sonic bang!”

Nightscream built up a huge sonic blast.  The air shook as the blast shot towards Wheelie.

“EYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!”  Wheelie squeals like a pig.

BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

Parts of Wheelie rained down on the crowd of transformers.  Jazz got into the ring, “I guess it’s over.  Nightscream has successfully…”

He paused and looked at Transmutate.  She looked quite constipated.  “You okay?” Jazz asked.

Transmutate uttered, “I….sound…bla-a-a-ssssst.”

“Uh-oh,” Rattrap said.  He pulled Jetstorm down under the table, “This is going to be bad.”

Nightscream watched horrified as Transmutate let out a scream!   It appeared that a purpled energy mist spewed from her mouth.  The sound blast ripped the ring floor!   The whole arena was filled with the deafening scream.  Transmutate aimed it at Nightscream, “Friend…listen…”

Nightscream’s jaw dropped as the next high pitched scream blew his way, blowing him up!  Pieces of organic bat parts flew everywhere!

Transmutate finally stopped, “Where…friends….go?”

Jazz pulled himself to the ring, “Uh, it looks like the way cool Transmutate has blown away both contenders, this means that Transmutate has won!”

Transmutate smiled, “I…win?”

Rattrap groaned, “This is great!  We have successfully eradicated the two most annoying transformers.  And we all owe it to Transmutate over there!  Or maybe not.  She doesn’t even know what’s happening.”

Suddenly Quikcstrike leaped onto Rattrap’s shoulders, “That’s it you varment!   I’m goin’ te kick yer keester off of this here annoucin spot!”

Quickstrike clobbered Rattrap, sending him sprawling into the ring.

Diagnostic drone took Rattrap’s place beside Jetstorm, “This is going to be good!”