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From: Jesse Chang
Yes folks, now *YOU* can own your very own TURBO-GINSU SHADOWCRUISER!(tm)
It slices, it dices, it fries Narns to a golden perfection! Armored
cruiser? Try a PLANETARY CRUST! It slices through continents with ease!
Watch how easily it shears through orbital stations without losing it's
edge! The TURBO-GINSU SHADOWCRUISER(tm) has a sleek black finish
guaranteed indestructible! It's smooth, ergonomic design fits comfortably
in the palm of your hand! BUT WAIT, THERE's *MORE*! Order now and recieve
these free mini death-urchins, perfect for when those unexpected guests
show up! CALL *NOW*! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY! Send check or money order
to: TURBO-GINSU SHADOWCRUISER(tm) P.O Box 666 Z'ha'Dum, CA 90210 (Sorry,
no COD's accepted; Indestructibility guarantee not valid for mini
death-urchins) Jesse Chang "Hello, TURBO-GINSU SHADOWCRUISER(tm)?"
"Yes. *What do you want?*" Back
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