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The Dinosaur puppets from Toy Story work great
joke authors unknown, scripted by Jeannette Jaquish
REX: Hey, Tyrone!
TYRONE: Hey, Rex!
REX: Hey Tyrone! What do you call fossils that wonít come out of the ground?
TYRONE: Lazy bones!
Hey Rex! I heard an amazing story about you. A volcano erupted under you sending you rolling down the mountain and you crashed into big tree which then fell on you.
REX: Oh, yes! That tumble down the mountain really made this dino-sore!
Hey Tyrone! Look at us. Why are we big and green and covered with scales?
TYRONE: Because if we were small, white and fluffy, no one would be afraid of us!
REX: Hey, Tyrone, I saw you crossing the road. Why did you do that?
TYRONE: Someone had to do it. You know the chicken hasnít evolved yet! Say, Rex. You look frazzled. Whatís up?
REX: Oh, too much! All 27 of our eggs hatched at once and all the babies were crying and hungry and ripping up the furniture and teething on my tail. Iíve spend all day changing diapers, pulling the babies out of the tar pits, and spoon feeding them mashed-up brontosaurus.
TYRONE: Wow! You must be worn out!
REX: You bet! Iím a nervous Rex!
TYRONE: Thatís too bad, but Iím in a bad way myself. You know how much I love charging around the jungle, right?
REX: I sure do! I hear you charging around all day. And then you stopped. Why?
TYRONE: They took away my credit card! Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
REX: Goodbye Tyrone!
TYRONE: Goodbye Rex!
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