MST3K Sounds!
Here's a few sounds I've
recorded (more are coming) organized by episode.
Robot
Roll Call (Joel era)
Robot
Roll Call (Mike era)
Robot
Roll Call (Sci-Fi Channel era)
"The
Beginning of the End already? It just started!" - Mike. (517- The
Beginning of the End)
"Pull
over. I saw something." - Policemen. "If they have to pull over every
time he sees something, it's gonna be a long ride." - Tom. (517- The Beginning
of the End)
"We
don't know." - Man. "On the count of the fact, we're not very smart." -
Tom. (517- The Beginning of the End)
"And
tell me, what's he doing?" - Lady. "Well that's plant food-- essential
minerals..." - Scientist. "And he's eating it." - Tom (517- The Beginning
of the End)
"Huh?"
- Tom. "What? Huh?" - Mike. "What the?" - Tom. "What the?" - Mike.
"Hey! This is even worse than that other stuff that we didn't know
what it was!" - Crow. (517- The Beginning of the End)
"Ah,
luckily the grasshopper's closed captioned." - Crow. "Frank, would
you quit clowning with that giant grasshopper!" - Tom (517- The Beginning
of the End)
"This
communication or call is produced by the hind legs." - Man. "Let me demonstrate."
- Tom. (517- The Beginning of the End)
"Station
men at three observation posts. One in the suburbs, one near the
art institute, and one on top of the downtown hotel." - Officer. "And one
on top of me." - Tom. (517- The Beginning of the End)
"Hey,
no problem! Our invention is YOU!" - Mike. "I'm Dr. Clayton Forrester."
- Crow. "And I'm TV's Frank." - Tom. "See?" - Mike (518 - The Atomic Brain)
"You're
gonna miss the soup of the day, jerk!" - Mike (518 - The Atomic Brain)
"No,
no, I'm sorry, I can't." - Man. "I'm too noodily." - Mike (518 - The Atomic
Brain)
"Servo,
you're gonna die in space." - Crow. "Crow! He might not!" -
Gypsy. "That's right Crow, now raise Weather Servo 9 into space and
I'll report the weather as it happens to YOU!" - Tom (518 - The Atomic
Brain)
"Uh,
excuse me, there's a dog brain in my toilet." - Tom (The Atomic Brain)
"I
think a Wal-Mart has landed." - Tom (606- The Creeping Terror)
"Well,
it turns out, the Creeping Terror likes the frolic in the fields." - Mike
(606- The Creeping Terror)
"They
proceeded with their investigation." - Narrator. "Oh, I'm the Narrator...
I was just on break, I hope you don't mind." - Mike (606- The Creeping
Terror)
"A
puzzled Ben finally asked Martin what he made of the craft." - Narrator.
"Martin panicked and froze." - Mike. "It's no airplane." - Martin.
"Ben never asked Martin another question." - Crow. (606- The Creeping Terror)
"Ben
could not understand why the craft wasn't severely damaged." - Narrator.
"He started crying." - Crow. (606- The Creeping Terror)
"I
gotta check under the movie. Oh, yeah, there's a big mess under here,
geez." - Tom (606- The Creeping Terror)
"Martin
invited the alien home for supper without telling his wife!" - Crow.
"D'oh!" - Tom/Mike. "Martin keeps his softball glove above the stove."
- Mike. (606- The Creeping Terror)
"I
think the Narrator got eaten." - Mike (606- The Creeping Terror)
"Come
on, Rita... I've had enough of that guy!" - Lady. "Sorry, folks,
should've told you about the subplot. You've caught me, the Narrator,
off guard." - Mike. (606- The Creeping Terror)
"The
Sergeant, a shaken man, returned babbling about what had happened." - Narrator.
"(Babbles)" - Tom. (606- The Creeping Terror)
"Richard
Kimble: man on the run." - Crow. (606- The Creeping Terror)
"Martin's
upset because the thing's transmitting bad stuff about him." - Mike (606-
The Creeping Terror)
"John
Carradine!" - Mike. "Was he always 100 years old?" - Crow. (619- Red Zone
Cuba)
"I
want to give you some idea what to expect." - General. "There's 80-thousand
of them and 7 of us." - Mike. (619- Red Zone Cuba)
"Curious
George goes to Cuba!" - Mike. (619- Red Zone Cuba)
"Woodstock
3 draws a slim crowd." - Mike (619- Red Zone Cuba)
"Ah,
it's the nicest weather earth has ever had!" - Crow (M01- MST3K: The Movie)
"Oh,
my interociter's way nicer than that one!" - Tom. "You have an interociter?"
- Mike. "Sure don't you?" - Tom. "Well, come on! We can use it to get back
to earth! If you got an interociter, you should tell me these things!"
- Mike. (M01- MST3K: The Movie)
"Oh,
now we're just seeing guys who drove by the studio one afternoon." - Crow
(M01- MST3K: The Movie)
"D'oh,
don't soak your map in nitroglycerin!" - Mike (804- The Deadly Mantis)
"In
their last futile attempt to save themselves, they taped their plastic
salad bowls to the roof of the plane." - Tom (804- The Deadly Mantis)
"What've
you got?" - Man #1. "Rhythm!" - Crow. "I don't know." - Man #2. "Then why'd
you call me out here?!" - Mike (804- The Deadly Mantis)
"What's
the meat thermometer on my head say?" - Crow (804- The Deadly Mantis)
"Uh,
should we take down that big ape on the Empire State Building while we're
here?" - Crow (804- The Deadly Mantis)
"He
is the Pumaman! He can get out of a car going three miles an hour!" - Tom
(903- Pumaman)
"D'oh,
where am I going to get another personal fire truck?" - Mike (903- Pumaman)
"So,
what do you think the message of the movie was?" - Tom. "Don't watch it!"
- Crow (904- The Deadly Bees)
"Bees
should be in every single movie!" - Tom (904- The Deadly Bees)
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