MST3K Lyrics!
Here's the lyrics to
all the theme songs.
In the not too distant
future,
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named
Joel,
Not too different than
you or me
He worked in a satellite
loading bay,
Just polishing switches
to pay his way
He did his job with
a cheerful face,
But his bosses didn't
like him,
So they shot him into
space!
"We'll send him cheesy
movies,
"The worst ever made
Joel says when you got
lemons,
You make lemonade
Now keep in mind he
can't control,
When the movies begin
or end
Because he used those
extra parts,
To make his robot friends
Robot Roll Call:
Cambot
Servo
Gypsy
Croooow
If you're wondering how
he eats and breathes,
And other science facts
Just repeat to yourself,
"It's just a show,
I should really just
relax".
For... MYSTERY SCIENCE
THEATRE 3000!
In the not too distant
future,
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named
Joel,
Not too different from
you or me
He worked at Gizmonics
Institute,
Just another face in
a red jumpsuit
He did a good job cleaning
up the place,
But his bosses didn't
like him,
So they shot him into
space!
"We'll send him cheesy
movies,
"The worst we can find
(la-la-la)
"He'll have to sit and
watch them all,
"And we'll monitor his
mind (la-la-la)
Now keep in mind Joel
can't control,
Where the movies begin
or end (la-la-la)
Because he used those
special parts,
To make his robot friends
Robot Roll Call: (Come
on, let's go)
Cambot (Pan left)
Gypsy (Hi girl)
Tom Servo (What a cool
guy)
Croooow! (You little
wisecracker)
If you're wondering how
he eats and breathes,
And other science facts
(la-la-la)
Then repeat to yourself,
"It's just a show,
I should really just
relax".
For... MYSTERY SCIENCE
THEATER 3000!
In the not too distant
future,
Way down in Deep 13
Dr. Forrester and TV's
Frank,
Were hatching an evil
scheme
They hired a temp by
the name of Mike,
Just a regular joe they
didn't like
Their experiment needed
a good test case,
So they conked him on
the noggin,
And they shot him into
space! ("GET ME DOWN!!!")
"We'll send him cheesy
movies,
"The worst we can find
(la-la-la)
"He'll have to sit and
watch them all,
"And we'll monitor his
mind (la-la-la)
Now keep in mind Mike
can't control,
Where the movies begin
or end (la-la-la)
He'll try to keep his
sanity,
With the help of his
robot friends
Robot Roll Call:
Cambot ("Show yourself")
Gypsy ("I'm not ready")
Tom Servo ("Hi-ho-there")
Croooow! ("That's one
'O'")
If you're wondering how
he eats and breathes,
And other science facts
(la-la-la)
Just repeat to yourself,
"It's just a show,
I should really just
relax".
For... MYSTERY SCIENCE
THEATER 3000!
In the not too distant
future,
Way down in Deep 13
The evil Dr. Forrester,
Was hatching a nasty
scheme
He hired a temp by the
name of Mike,
Just a regular joe he
didn't like
His experiment needed
a good test case,
So he conked him on
the noggin,
And he shot him into
space! ("GET ME DOWN!!!")
"I'll send him cheesy
movies,
"The worst I can find
(la-la-la)
"He'll have to sit and
watch them all,
"And I'll monitor his
mind (la-la-la)
Now keep in mind Mike
can't control,
Where the movies begin
or end (la-la-la)
He'll try to keep his
sanity,
With the help of his
robot friends
Robot Roll Call:
Cambot ("Show yourself")
Gypsy ("I'm not ready")
Tom Servo ("Hi-ho-there")
Croooow! ("That's one
'O'")
If you're wondering how
he eats and breathes,
And other science facts
(la-la-la)
Just repeat to yourself,
"It's just a show,
I should really just
relax".
Dr.
Forrester: "Did I tell you my mother's here?"
For... MYSTERY SCIENCE
THEATER 3000!
In the not too distant
future,
Somewhere in time and
space
Mike Nelson and his
robot pals,
Are caught in an endless
chase
Pursued by a woman whose
name is Pearl,
Just an evil gal who
wants to rule the world
She threw a few things
in her purse,
And in her rocketship
she hunts him,
All across the universe!
("I'll get youuu!")
"I'll send him cheesy
movies,
"The worst we I find
(la-la-la)
"He'll have to sit and
watch them all,
"And I'll monitor his
mind (la-la-la)
Now keep in mind Mike
can't control,
Where the movies begin
or end (la-la-la)
He'll try to keep his
sanity,
With the help of his
robot friends
Robot Roll Call:
Cambot ("You're on")
Gypsy ("Oh, my stars")
Tom Servo ("Check me
out")
Croooow! ("I'm different")
If you're wondering how
he eats and breathes,
And other science facts
(la-la-la)
Just repeat to yourself,
"It's just a show,
I should really just
relax".
For... MYSTERY SCIENCE
THEATER 3000!
In the not too distant
future,
Somewhere in time and
space
Mike Nelson and his
robot pals,
Are caught in a nasty
place
They try to survive
the wrath of Pearl,
Just an evil gal who
wants to rule the world
From her castle below
she sets her sights above,
Just to tourture all
her captives on the Satellite of Love! ("Get me down!")
"I'll send him cheesy
movies,
"The worst we I find
(la-la-la)
"He'll have to sit and
watch them all,
"And I'll monitor his
mind (la-la-la)
Now keep in mind Mike
can't control,
Where the movies begin
or end (la-la-la)
He'll try to keep his
sanity,
With the help of his
robot friends
Robot Roll Call:
Cambot ("You're on")
Gypsy ("Oh, my stars")
Tom Servo ("Check me
out")
Croooow! ("I'm different")
If you're wondering how
he eats and breathes,
And other science facts
(la-la-la)
Just repeat to yourself,
"It's just a show,
I should really just
relax".
For... MYSTERY SCIENCE
THEATER 3000!