Pretend there is a clever animated thing here. It will make the page seem better.
After several months of being prettier, Monkeychild has reverted to the lo-tech, ugly version, due to the extreme slooooooooowness of the slightly more beautiful version. *sigh* Those of you on 56K modems should be grateful. Any suggestions for further change can be emailed to the webmonkey at: this address, or you can sign the guestbook. Which is around here somewhere...
Hopefully, I will think of other stuff to add at some point. Oh yes.
DISCLAIMER: I am insane. Leave me alone. If I have stole stuff off you then sorry, that's the nature of la internet, and you probably stole it off someone else anyway. However, complaints along those lines, or any other feedback, can be sent here. Very few animals were killed during the making of this website.
Here is a gratuitious picture, to fill space.
I recognise that by reading this I lose all possibilty of eternal salvation. *
