Past Updates
Jan. 14, 2001
OK, I swear I'll update more often from now on, things have been a little hectic recently, newest news, I'm in love with the pizza girl, well not really but some bad ass chick just delivered me some pizza and I shoud have talked to her but I was momentarily dumbfounded, although I get the feeling that this perticular pizza place is going to see some more of my money on a semi-regular basis until I see her again, and we'll take it from there, I've been debating ordering some jeans on-line, we'll see if it gets done by the end of the night, and I'm going to put a counter up soon, because I'm curious about how many hits I'm getting (if any).
Jan. 06, 2001
Damn it's been forever since I updated, which is odd because last weekend I met the first person ever that has seen this sight and not met me first, believe it or not it was somewhat of a motivator, I'm chillin doin the weekend thing, trying to save money, not doing a very good job, but so be it, In any event, if you haven't seen this you should go have a look, have fun kidz
-L
Dec. 25, 2000
I'm on vacation, leave me alone.
And Merry Christmas
Dec. 15, 2000
I've discovered a good gage of how our society as degraded of late, watch cable TV at 3:30 AM. It scares me....deeply, I just watched some bizzare television show in which some trailer park trash guys compete in some American Gladiators/WWF hybrid. And the winner gets a motorcycle and $100,000. It's almost like the old 30's circus freek shows have evolved, to something almost as hideous yet much more profitable, OH I forgot to mention, in each competeters corner they have a model from Perfect 10 magazine to inspire/motivate them, it's a fascinating touch. This smashed in between advertisements for video tapes of girls flashing at mardi gras and phone sex 1-800 numbers.
What have we come to?
Where are we headed?
Oh and Bush one, so yay and whatever.
Dec. 14, 2000
Recently I discovered someone has been asking as to rather or not they where mentioned in my web page, and although I normally don't incorporate details of my personal life in my updates I thought this would justify a special case scenerio. But rather than speak about it in any sort of normal or derogatory way I chose to (with some assistance from a close personal friend) make a pseudo political comic on the subject, so here for your viewing pleasure I present: THE WEBB
Dec. 12, 2000
Jeezuz, I act like my life is so busy I can't update a webpage or something, what the hell is wrong with me? In any event here I sit listening to some mp3's because I fucked up and left my CD's elsewhere, the pain in unbearable, that and my throaght is sore, some how I never notice how truely miserable I am until I right the shit down, it's awful, and I'm broke, I have money sitting in a drawer next to me that I can't spend due to the blemish on society that is airline ticket expenses, why oh why is the world ran by money? People don't care where you have to be, why and when you have to be there, they think, "How much money should I get out of this??" Don't mistake my meening I'm not unhappy at the people that set the airplane ticket prices, if I was them I'd get as much out of it as I could as well, I hate money, I wish I could live a happy and succsesful life without it, believe me I would.
Dec. 07, 2000
I know, I know - long time in between updates, I say this as if there is more than 10 people than visit this site, but I've accepted my small time nature in the internet community, yes I am comfortable with this I ... am inlightened. I learned alot about myself last weekend, I learned that maybe I wasn't above it all, maybe I do have a few more flaws than I realized, maybe the reason that I haven't updated is because I've been realing over all this. And maybe I should take a break and think alot of things over. At least one good thing came from all this, I met someone I plan on spending more time with in the future, which is always good. In other news the Navy is trying, and for that matter doing a damn good job of fucking me over on the whole, I'm coming home for christmas thing, good for them, my instructor could help me out but to do that he's be fucking my roommate, worse than I'm getting fucked. So I feel no negativity towards either of them, I'm still aggrevated though, I like to pick and choose who I get fucked by, "and Mr. Wallace don't like to be fucked by anyone except Mrs. Wallace" I guess it's just going to cut into my cash flow, and make my life just that more complicated for the next few days, oh well, we'll see, I'll try and keep you posted, laterz.
Nov. 28, 2000
Nov. 27, 2000
So maybe my destiny of loneliness isn't as set in stone as I thought, I'm sittin here talking to this female friend of mine, and I realized maybe if I UNDERSTOOD girls better I would have a less stressful time at finding a significant other, so I started asking her questions about what women are thinking in such and such a situation, why do girls do this, when is the timing right for this and that, etc. etc. and it gave me hope, much needed hope.
I had a grand time this weekend (again) I should be hung by my toes and beat with a bat for having this much fun.
Laterz
Nov. 24, 2000
I have so found my internet nitch, it's some tight shit, I present to you Mad Philosophers. It's this huge message board, and the fucked up thing is I haven't even registered and started posting anything on it yet, I just sit there and read all these fascinating ideas and theories on all kinds of shit from religon to the human smile, it's great, a massive time killer.
Nov. 22, 2000(1)
You know those itches you get out of nowhere? You know how when your hands are full or your busy with something and you can't itch right away but when you can finally itch it you swear if you had waited 2 more seconds you'd go insane?? Have you ever not itched on purpose?? Just sat there and twitched, trying your hardest not to itch??
After about 5 minutes you get used to it.
Nov. 20, 2000(2)
I know - two updates in one day, I'm in the mood OK - fuck off if you don't like it.
Nov. 20, 2000
So I have decided to give up my search for female companionship, I'm going to embrace my fate as the old lonely guy that lives in an apartment alone (with lots of cats). The one that doesn't hand out any candy on Holloween, the guy that yells at girlscouts trying to sell cookies. That'll be me, and as I lay dying all alone on my deathbed the nurse will say,
"Is there someone we can call, do you want anyone here with you??"
And I'll just smirk and think of my lonely funeral
I can't fuckin wait.
Nov. 19, 2000
So let's see, I had a fun weekend, strange things are occuring in my private life right now, stuff I'd never expect to happen. In any event I ordered a Nicole Blackman book, waiting patiently for it to come in - tuesday. Seems like months away.
Nov. 17, 2000
Wow, look at me two consecutive updates on time, maybe I'm actually getting back into the swing of things, I'm at this going away party for my bro Jay, he's cool as shit - mad depression that he's leaving, bitter sweet party atmosphere indeed, in any event I'll update later, have fun kids.
Nov. 16, 2000
Lost, By Nicole Blackman
i lost my notebook
i lost a poem
it was a great one
it was eleven pages long
it was about my father saying he couldn't hear me
it was about the X i cut into the back of my hand
it was about seeing yet another friend on heroin
it was about that little boy kicking a bird to death
it was about the four leaf clover someone sent me
it was about the time I could not stop sleeping
it was about mailing annonamous hate letters
it was about finding bruises all over my legs
it was about the bartender who wouldn't let me pay
it was about trying to find the cool spot on the pillow
it was about the lipstick I stole from a girl's medicine cabinet
it was about seeing my favorite poet shake when she gave a reading
it was about the tape I ripped out of someones answering machine
it was about the friend who banged on my door, and I did not let her in
it was about watching MTV after school and wondering if I'd look like that when I grew up
it was about my mother lying on the floor and the dog licking her face
it was about what happened when I forgot how much milk my boyfriend liked in his coffee
it was about the time I read someone's diary and ripped out the pages about me
it was about going to the bus station and not knowing where I was going
it was about coming late for a movie and kissing through the credits
it was about the car i could not drive
it was about my party, when no one came
it was bout the last time he touched me
it was about the way I walked away
it was the best thing I ever wirtten
it was everything I wanted to say
i lost my notebook
i lost a poem
Nov. 6, 2000
I'm sick, I feel like shit - I don't want to be here I want to sleep, I can't sleep I feel too shitty, I just ate, it didn't help, I took aspirin, headache is still kickin my ass, I don't want to type, so this will be short:
Archu is back (woo hoo) I wrote a bad ass ramble saturday night but I refuse to type it out right now, it'll be up shortly, the other one about Winnie the Poo is still in it's early stages.
THE END!
Nov. 3, 2000
Same old shit, at a house party, waiting for shit to pick up/get exciting, working on a new ramble examining the parallel's between the cartoon Winnie the Poo and different facets of the homosexual community, so far it's pretty good, I'll let you know.
Nov. 2, 2000
Same boring old web page with the same boring old updates and me saying the same boring shit, oh you don't beleive me, watch.....
Hey nothing new is going on, I got a new link to a friends page, check it out
Nov. 1, 2000
It's been a while since the last update, mostly because I've been going out alot, but partly because of the new layout, I hope you like - it took fuckin long enough. My only gripe about it is Angelfire wants to put a banner at the top of all your frames, hence this gay ass thing above my Page Intro link, due to this I've decided that Angelfire must be ran by a horde of homosexual kykes.
Oct. 27, 2000
Oh my what a day I had, so me and my friend Colby go to this weekly party thing at a place called Club Kaos, apart from getting hit on by some really drunk gay guy the night went fine, until we hit this after party and my friend Tim's house. Colby ends up fuckin this chick. Good for him yay yay and all that shit, only thing is now we have to drag this bitch home, we do this and start on our way back to the barracks. Then things went straight to hell, somehow we end up driving a really long way in the wrong fucking direction, now I (we) are not sure exactly whose fault this is because I drove part of the way ( he was very tired for obvious reasons). When I finally get his ass awake in the passenger seat we are way out in BFE and he hops in to the drivers seat to get us home, because I have no idea about the area here. So by this point he is late as fuck and we are driving with some serious speed to get back, and we are almost in town, nearly where we need to be, we're on an off ramp and Colby falls asleep at the wheel, I was also dead to the world when this occurs, so we run off the road, and go over this bush tree things thaten flips us over on the rough, when we finish sliding we're in the opposite lane, it sucked. Have you ever tried to drag yourself out of an inverted eagle talon?? It's harder than it sounds. Well the car is fucked, we're fine, Colby doesn't get in trouble for being late becasue of the crash (BONUS!) and I didn't have to be in school till 1:30 that afternoon so I'm good to go. Now we're at a stopping point on the way to a party tonight. I'll never learn...
Oct. 24, 2000
Archu shut down. I feel like I've lost a close friend. My heart has a heavy weight on it, Archu - you will be missed. The new ramble is up, go check it out. I sit here discussing women with me friend and I realize that I'm a terrible person when it comes to past relationships, so I would to take just a few moments to apologize to the following people...
Well there it is, my confession, my spiritually cleansing act of self-mutilation through text, if you never speak to me again I'll understand.
Oct. 22, 2000
OK - so the movies don't fuckin work, imagine my embarresment, thinking I'm top dog html man and all of a sudden my shit is fucked strait to hell. Christ what a chode. I'll look into it - I think it's an angelfire restriction thing, but we will see. In any event, new ramble coming up - "Depression".
Oct 21, 2000
OK so I found another movie I want to put up, but don't think this is a daily thing, I'm not your new movie supplier.... In any event here
Oct 20, 2000
I finally got this file to be downloadable off my page, and if I watched this movie on repeat I wouldn't stop laughing for weeks, check it out - I beg of you.
Oct 19, 2000
Still working on this new deal, so I decided to link alot of the movie titles on my personal info page to their on-line scripts. Not very useful but a fun concept.
Thanx to the fellas at Movie Scripts Online for their great page that I took all the links from.
OH, I almost forgot, I'm making a plee for help from all my readers! That whole "insert interesting title here" thing is really starting to get on my nerves, so I'm taking suggestions via e-mail for the interesting title to be inserted above. PLease let me know because I'm drawing a blank.
Thnx.
Oct 19, 2000
OK, it's been a while since I updated this my computer went to hell on me and I ended up slamming in the rescue disks and starting over, it was hell.
I'm trying something new with my next update, a downloadable file, It's not going well, in the meen time check out this cool image I ganked from stile project.
Oct 15, 2000
More Vagina Game entries....and
Annoyance
I seen your site address in the Archu forum, your site works just fine, Check out mine if you like
-Annoyance-
I went to the page and it kicks mine's ass, but it's nice to get complements.
Oct 12, 2000
Thanks for the Vagina games e-mails guys, keep em comin!
Oct 11, 2000
OK cool anouncement, I learned this tight game today - some of you might know of it, it's called the vagina game, now how you play this game is as follows:
You take the title of any movie, and replace one word with the word vagina, now don't go taking one word movie titles like Blade and calling it Vagina and none of this calling The Matrix The Vagina. Try to be original for instance 10 Things I Hate About Vagina and so on, now please take a moment out of your schedule and e-mail me some ideas, this list will be my next ramble. Please add the list of real movie titles just in case I can't tell, I haven't seen every movie ever written. And Don't just read this and go "huh that's cool" actually e-mail me you freak.
Here are a few more examples to get the ball rolling:
Dirty Rotten Vaginas (Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)
The Hunt for Red Vagina (The Hunt for Red October)
The Vaginas Advocate (The Devil's Advocate)
And I added a counter, I just hope the fucker works.
Oct. 10 2000
New ramble about showers, I'm asking the few people that actually go to this page to spread the word and get some traffic come through here, be a pal let people know...
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