Welcome to my web
site!
I am Charlotte, Queen Dog of the World (successor to Trixie, Sweet Dog of the
World).
I have deposed the false overlord (George, Dread King of the
Borg), and sent him back to his own page.
Because really, I'm the one calling the shots here!
So, as you are visiting my web page, I presume you wish to learn about my
owners. They are a strange and wondrous bunch.
If you wish to speak to me, you may email me when I have signed up for an
email account. In the meantime, hold that thought!
Happy New Year from Charlotte!
Happy 2004!
My, how time flies when you're living in dog years! Do you have any New
Years Resolutions? I do!
- I resolve to continue to diligently guard the house against all
intruders. Those delivery guys are up to no good. If I don't
bark at them, who knows what might happen???
- I resolve to stop eating grass. It gets caught in my throat and
makes me gag.
- I resolve to pester my owners to take me for more walks. More more
more!!!
Why don't you start the new year off right, and get your favourite dog a present? If
you haven't already done so, it's never too late. I have a list of items which would be appropriate for
me:
