Beastbot's Fortress

Did you have a nice flight? Great! I'm Beastbot, and welcome to my fortress! I've got tons of stuff here- Transformers Toy Reviews, Transformers AND X-Men: Evolution fanfiction, X-Men: Evolution Episode Reviews and Bios, and lots more! If you ever get bored, you can leave via the Warp Gate, but why would you ever want to do that?

"Don't cats ever get tired of being stupid?"

-Rattrap to Cheetor, AND Tarantulas to Tigatron, in The Probe

Look for the image New! next to any whole section that has been changed entirely or made since the last upgrade.

(Last upgraded Friday, September 16th, 2022.)

Recent Upgrades to this FortressNew!

9/16/22- Egads, in a couple of days I'll be 39... just a little more than a year and I'll officially be able to receive old jokes. Anyways:
- The Transformers: Generations Toy Review section gets an update, with reviews for Power of the Primes Cutthroat, Inferno, and "Evolution" Optimus Primal/Optimal Optimus, as well as the Walgreens Exclusive "Titans Return" Clones 2-pack, featuring Cloudraker & Wingspan!

8/16/22- Hello once again! Just FYI, with me not paying as close attention to all the TF releases anymore and thus not updating the toy/show news, there's really no need for a separate news page at this point; next update, I'll be moving the "Recent Updates" section to the front page and deleting the news page. In any case, here's what's new:
- The Robots in Disguise (2015) Toy Review section has been updated yet again, with reviews for Thermidor, 3-step changer Soundwave, and the Combiner Set Galvatronus, made of of Cyclonus, Cyberwarp, Skyjack, Treadshock, & Riotgear!

7/19/22- In this update, watch as I try yet again to update in substantially less than a month and fail spectacularly! Ugh. Busy, busy, busy... Anyways, new stuff:
- The Robots in Disguise (2015) Toy Review section has been updated again, with reviews up for warrior Blurr, legion Cyclonus, the 1-step changer version of Heatseeker, the "Crash Combiner" Shocknado, and Activator Combiner Soundwave w/ Laserbeak!

6/13/22- Kinda interesting how I don't intend to update once a month-- I try to get it done more often-- but it just so happens to be almost exactly a month between updates, lately. Hopefully things will stop being so busy soon. In the meantime:
- The Robots in Disguise (2015) Toy Review section has gotten an update, with reviews up for Skywarp, the Legion class version of Heatseeker, and the Combiner Set Ultra Bee, made up of Bumblebee, Grimlock, Strongarm, & Sideswipe!

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History Archives- My own Beast Wars and X-Men: Evolution Fanfiction. Some other authors have contributed, too!
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Warp Gate- Links to some other cool web pages!

Model Commentary- Toy reviews of nearly all the Beast Wars-and-up Transformers toys there are.

Briefing Room- Descriptions of the Transformers found only in my fanfiction.

Storage Closet- Reviews of other TF-related merchandise and media, from video games to movies to board games.

Cerebro Historic Records- Reviews for the X-Men: Evolution television episodes and comic books.

Cerebro Profiles- Bios for the many characters in the X-Men: Evolution universe.

Remembering Evolution- An essay on why I think X-Men: Evolution is the best television series ever.

Evo Trivia Quizzes- Think you're an Evo Expert? Test your Evo knowledge and find out!

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Disclaimer: Beast Wars, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Armada, Energon, Cybertron, Universe, Alternators, Classics, Titanium, Animated, Prime, Robots in Disguise [2015], Cyberverse, Crossovers, Generations, and Transformers are all property of Hasbro, Inc. All pictures from the Beast Wars and Beast Machines shows are all property of Mainframe Entertainment, Inc. All pictures and publicity stills from the Transformers Movie (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011), Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014), Transformers: The Last Knight (2017), and Transformers: Bumblebee (2018) are property of Dreamworks and/or Paramount Pictures. All pictures from the X-Men: Evolution shows and comics are property of Kids' WB! and Marvel Comics, Inc. This fortress is not meant to infringe upon these rights, but is merely for entertainment purposes only.

(Note: Thanks to Benson Yee, A+ Art, the Graphics Station, Hasbro, Mainframe, YTV, Fox Kids!, Haruka, Matt, the TFWiki, and Jennifer Stevens for these cool pictures!)