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The Webmasters V V is a secret agent who once worked for the Estonian government before fleeing to Greenland after a particularly nasty security leak. She is afraid of small animals and asteroids. WHEN THE ALIENS CAME, she was at Disneyland, on Pirates of the Caribbean. The ride had shut down and she was shouting curses at the singing pirates because they'd heard the damn song 18 times already. Luckily, the surrounding water on the ride, and V's secret agent kung fu, skills allowed her to escape the alien invasion with a few scars and a totally erased memory. She did, however, remember her undying love for Joaquin Phoenix, even if he does kill Maximus. Gemini Is a robot. He will eat you. Must eat. Must type. Must serve V for eternity. Italy Ireland Italy is an archaeologist whose last project was excavating ancient ruins in the south of Estonia, where he met V and helped her flee the Estonian mafia. They traveled to Ecuador, where they were arrested. At first, things seemed bleak and dark, and the firing squad was getting their guns shined. Then, Gemini, a robot from the Crab Nebula, crash landed outside their cell. Believing V to be his old master, he rescued V and Italy and brought them to safety in Anaheim, where they went to Disneyland and were stranded on the Pirates ride when the aliens attacked. |
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