these are my fav jokes
mice squeek
cats purr
i speak
whats so good about that
jack fell down and broke his crown
the careless clumsy twat !!!
as wrong as no
as up as sky
as fast as go
IF you are a fan of silly jokes you have come to the right place the jokes page is packed with laughs of all you people who enter the page so brace your self because your in for a laugh
once there was a carpenter called pete he went to a little cottage to carpet a little old ladies home he was looking for his sandwitches he searchesd everywhere for them and he saw them under the carpey but he couldn't be bothered to get it so he stamped on it a hard as he could and it went flat but then he found his sanwitches and he was thinking what was under the carpet and the old lady came in a said have you seen my pet frog it seems to have gone ......
heres the next one
knock knock.... whos there...boo.boo hoo .....dont cry....ha ha ha ha
what is the definition of tightness?
:putting a bomb under a mans wheel chair who hasn’t got any legs and telling him to leg it
what do you get if a sheep and a kangaroo have sex?
A wooly jumper
what training do you need to be a garbage collector?
non you pick it up as you go along
Why id the man work in the bakery?
because he needed a good loaf
What do drunken ghosts drink?
methyalated spirit
A donkey wants to get to the other side of the river but he can't use stones or anything to help him and he can't get wet what does he do
?if you give up heres the answer
he gives up too ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
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Congratulations! You have been sent the 'Flying Pizza' chain letter! Send this to ten people, and after it has been sent, a pizza will fly across the screen. But you must send it to at least ten people! If your pizza is: Pepperoni- your crush will ask you out. Cheese- you will have bad luck the following day. Sausage- you will get a pet. Anchovie- you will recieve money.
They were only half of my jokes but if you want lots more send me in your e mails and if i get 10 people who want more i will fill it up with more and more jokes thanks for reading.