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This page is dedicated to what's worth obsessing over at the moment. A profile on the person/place/thing is provided. Why are these things worthy of being fetishes? Because I said so!
Captain Planet
Name: Captain Planet
Gender: Male
Hair: Green /\/\ullet
Eyes: Brown
Occupation: Environmentalist Superhero
Description: Created by five kids with rings and the help of a monkey, Captain Planet can always save the day when conjured, but only when un-environmentally friendly things are involved. He usually fights the same bad guys over and over again, obviously a metaphor for the struggle in everyone's life over the two repeating enemies- bad fortune and fast food chains. Overall, he's a swell guy with a flare for doing deeds that one of the five kids probably could have completed in the first place but didn't have the mental capacity to discover the full extent of the meaning of "power over the elements."
Gender: Male
Hair: Green /\/\ullet
Eyes: Brown
Occupation: Environmentalist Superhero
Description: Created by five kids with rings and the help of a monkey, Captain Planet can always save the day when conjured, but only when un-environmentally friendly things are involved. He usually fights the same bad guys over and over again, obviously a metaphor for the struggle in everyone's life over the two repeating enemies- bad fortune and fast food chains. Overall, he's a swell guy with a flare for doing deeds that one of the five kids probably could have completed in the first place but didn't have the mental capacity to discover the full extent of the meaning of "power over the elements."