"My sins are so heavy. Too heavy. Too heavy to ever atone for. And yet, somehow I feel happy... At peace with myself today."
-Wolfwood from Trigun

"Hey, what smells like blue?"
-Fry from Futurama

"It costs a lot to live this free."
-from Wayne's World

"Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything."
-Alternate Universe Professor from Futurama

"Sing hey! for the bath at close of day
that washes the weary mud away!
A loon is he that will not sing:
O! Water Hot is a noble thing!

O! Sweet is the sound of falling rain,
and the brook that leaps from hill to plain;
but better than rain or rippling streams
is Water Hot that smokes and steams.

O! Water cold we may pour at need
down a thirsty throat and be glad indeed;
but better is Beer, if drink we lack,
and Water Hot poured down the back.

O! Water is fair that leaps on high
in a fountain white beneath the sky;
but never did fountain sound so sweet
as splashing Hot Water with my feet!"
-Pippin singing "The Bath Song" in The Lord of the Rings The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien

"I say! Look at me. I feel like a regular grease monkey."
-Stewie from Family Guy

"Was everything I did in my life a mistake? Would I be wrong now to ask for Your forgiveness? I did not want to die this way!"
-Wolfwood from Trigun

"I'm melting! Who would've thought a small amount of liquid would ever fall on me!"
-Mom from Futurama

"Sumerian, not Babylonian. Big difference."
-from Ghostbusters

"I've never before found a woman as fascinating as I am."
-Calculon from Futurama

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement."
-Gandalf from The Lord of the Rings The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien

"So don't be vain and don't be whiny/Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie."
-"Amish Paradise" by Weird Al

"You shall rue this day! Well, go on... Start ruing!"
-Stewie from Family Guy

"And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge."
-Spike from Cowboy Bebop

"Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat."
-George Weasley from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling

"The butter in my pocket is melting!"
-Fry from Futurama

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure."
-Agent Smith from The Matrix