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Warning!: The following are probably not in the least bit
amusing or funny... just really really embarrassing. Now, with that said........ Key to my Grandmothers Car (Parody of Key
to Gramersy Park) Just a Teaser right now.
:P i have this laying around
somewhere around my house. Once i find it i shall post it here. Note:
This isn't the one that was on the Message Board a while back, it's one i wrote
a long time before that topic came up. (i was playing K.T.G.P. one day and my
brother barges into the room and yells "i got the key to my grandmothers
car!" And so my parody was born) So whenever i do post my version please
don't flame saying i stole your idea. :) By the way, if anyone has the
copy of that parody i'd love to post it here. Wieners (a parody of
Winners) Don’t take all your time looking for
bologna or a lime, Upon the grill, the windowsill, you see
the can of gasoline, Pour it in, real thick, not thin, use the
charcoal not the pine. Light up the grill, just like we used to
do, In the absence of time, just use the
microwave. And as the hot dogs cook real nice Feeding all with just a slice. It’s not that hard to get them
right Just seems tough to beginners. Accept them with cheese or maybe chives To cut them up, you should use the knifes Perhaps we can cook some up tonight Lets grill up some wieners. Gruesome fights, throughout the nights of
which brand I like the best Just bring them here, I’ll drink a
beer, and then begin the test Light up the grill, just like we used to
do, In the absence of time, just use the
microwave. You’ll never grill better much better
then i, You’re too confound, put the spatula
down, and let me show you as you sigh. Let the wieners cook just right, As the charcoal burns so bright Bare plate you go with plans to gain Another sausage on for your side I’m born to grill Lick the crumbs from the salver The wieners forever grill nice! **** Beer (Parody of Dear) Found you in
all your drunken ass-ness i'll drag you
inside You found a
new drink. i know there's
not much to life, But you must
wake Here, eat some
cake It's Pumpkin
on Rye Feet so
swollen, Unbind i don't want
any lite beer i'd be
bitching all night, here i'd rather one
of these dark amberish beers Forgetting
your body in the night Whenever
you wake up it'll be quite a sight It must be
hard when You’re so underage The time
passes so slow And you are
sober The entire
night i bet it makes
you cry If only you
could have buy-ed _____________ i'm NOT
drinking turpentine I don’t want
any Lite beer Anything but
that beer! Kitchen light
on all night, here Absinthe just
tastes so right Please say
you’ll drink tonight Mix it up in a
can of sprite [Insert verse that i was
too lazy and/or uncreative to poke fun at] Now that
you’re older You’re
getting less sober Both you and i All those
________ ______________ Come beer,
don't be dry into you i
must cry, ____________ Eating
allot of chili fries. i don't want
any lite beer i'd be
bitching all night, here ______________ lost your
buddy in the night Careful you
might fall down that flight. [Insert another verse
that i was too lazy to.. you know... bleh] Now, please
put down that scythe You have the
rest of your life! ____________ ____________ You're
breaking everything in sight Just put down
that scythe (x2) __________ *** Yes, i'm so
sure people actually read those!!! ::eyeroll:: You poor souls!
