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| Why can't I be rich? Well, thats an obvious complaint. But not the target of todays little rant. It's more along the lines of "Those guys who drive around school are psychos!". I mean, when I get up in the morning I say 16 bloo--I mean Hail Mary's because i'm so damn afraid. We'll do this by diving into the zone where its 6:45 in the morning, and you're sitting in the car parked near the school. Soon, you'll observe things you've never thought you'd see. First, lets cover one simple basic concept. Lets take a look at the word "sidewalk".
"Sidewalk", the first part is "side". It's to the sides of the road. Next part is "walk". This would imply "walking" and any other variation therof. This also extents to a few unmotorized vehicles. But apparently some people don't know that the sidewalk is not meant for big ass SUV's who decide to take a walk.
Thats right people, at my school there is a giant blue SUV that likes to drive on the sidewalk. See? You don't have to be in the road anymore to be hit by a car. Just on the sidewalk. Really, someone should get him that license plate holder "Don't like my driving? Get off the sidewalk!" or the bumper sticker "So many pedestrians so little time". That must of been a shock to people gazing out there side window to see some big blue SUV just drive by it, and that was the passenger side! I'd guess he's the scariest thing there. There are a few more things that are a little scary in themselves and just plain weird. For example, there is a truck there that has back wheels two times as large as the front. Can you say "What the hell?". I bet he likes large butts too. No, i'm not going to break into a song now either. Then there is the truck that has the back raised, but not the front. Why? I don't know, maybe he wants to be leveling while going up hill. Maybe he likes looking like a moron. Then there is the truck that is for a some reason two times higher than an excursion and just a wide. He takes up about the entire freaking road. He can't even park correctly the thing is so damn big!. There are also strange people who seem to like to park by going from one side of the road directly to the next and parking...THE WRONG FREAKING WAY!! Must have a hell of a time getting out. And finally, there is the truck that I saw last year that had no driver's side door. Wow, how safe. Is that even legal? Anyone else notice the trend that truck drivers are weird? Hmm...maybe not. But surely the sidewalk bandit will have you praying for your life while walking around there. I may not be praying for my life, but more along the lines of "I want to pop that guy's tires". See people? In comparison, i'm not such a bad driver. Then again, most of you have never seen me drive. |
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