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There was once three boys named Trouble, Manners, and Shut-Up. They went to a Shopping Complex. Trouble got lost and Manners went to the toilet. Shut-Up was left alone. Just then, a policeman came up to him and asked him," What is your name? " He replied," Shut-Up sir Loh!. And if you don't mind hah, I would rather speak Singlish Lah! " " Where are your manners? " The policeman asked in a strong tone. " In the toilet loh! " He replied. Then, the policeman asked, " Are you looking for trouble? " " How ya know ah? " He said. With that, the policeman walked of in a huff. Shut-Up just stood there, in a daze, and he kept mumbling, " What did I do? What did I do? "
Thanks to Neo Weisheng cobweb@mbox2.singnet.com.sg for submitting this joke. Modified by Me.
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