You know you're a Wallflowers fan when...

you have a Wallflowers web page!

when you sneak out work and go to three different stores just to find their new album. But you see, it had to be the one with the bonus CD with it too, so....going to three stores was NOT excessive at all...that's all I'm saying about that...

you run for half a mile in the pouring rain just to find an ATM because the auditorium did NOT have one like you were counting on!! YES, I did do this...that's not saying that I'm proud of it or anything! =)

you have to listen to all your Wallflowers CDs at least once a day or you don't feel quite up to par...

you haven't dusted your room for months but your Wallflowers stuff is clean as clean can be!

you come home early from a weekend trip just to set up your VCR for VH1's A-Z Video History and then are in a bad mood for days when they only show TWO Wallflowers videos...it's a conspiracy, man!

your friends "misplace" your BDTH CD just so they don't have to listen to it anymore but they have to give it back because you break down in tears and refuse to do ANYTHING until you find it!!

you start dreaming about the band...ooh, bad sign indeed! Not that I would know anything about this...no, never happened to me...uh-huh...

even your boss knows that you're a Wallflowers fan because you take your laptop to the office and work on your webpage during your lunch hour

you are personally offended when anyone refers to Jake as "Bob's son" and you refer to Bob as "Jakob's dad".

you have both Wallflowers CDs in your stereo and tapes of each in your car...

you have an email address that refers to a band member or to one of the WF songs...hmmm..gee, would you look at my email address?!?

you have a stack of magazines you would usually never buy but did because it had a miniscule article and picture referring to our guys ("hmmm, why in the heck did I buy a copy of Teen magazine?")

you no longer play the game "Popeye" when you see a car with one headlight..you just break into song!

someone asks to borrow your BDTH CD and your first reaction is "Scratch it and DIE!!" (an understandable reaction, right?? )

your CD collection is divided between Wallflowers music and that OTHER music...

you not only have a tape of BDTH and TW but you have a road tape which is a mix of both...and you have an videotape with the label "Wallflowers...don't touch without permission!"

you've just finished listening to your BDTH tape and popped out the tape and "One Headlight" is on the radio but you STILL turn up the volume and sing along at the top of your lungs!

when you're studying you leave VH1 on just in case they should decide to play a Wallflowers video...yeah, I'll admit this one too!

you can recognize any Wallflowers song from the first note...a feat which both amazes and amuses your friends VERY much!

you get upset when you realize that the nearest auditorium is being renovated and so it won't be booking any shows for the year 1999! How dare they? Don't they know that a new Wallflowers CD is coming out? *irritated sigh*

all your passwords are "shy of the moon", "sugarfoot", "dylan", "jaffee", etc....

you go into a depression after the guys lose at an OBVIOUSLY rigged award show...hmmm, wonder which one that was!!!

you think December 9th should be a national holiday (Good idea, thanks lauren!)

you're almost home so you have to circle the block to finish listening to the Wallflowers song that just came on the radio! (Been there, done that =) Will probably do it again!)

everyone knows what music YOU will be bringing to the party...

you decide to bring your old guitar out of the attic...you've already bought a book with all the BDTH guitar tabs anyway...might as well make use of it!to

when you won't spend money to buy yourself new socks but you will spend $25 on CDs with the live versions of "God Don't Make Lonely Girls", "One Headlight", and "Three Marlenas"!! Hmmm...and this brings up another one: You have 4 CDs in your player and they are all Wallflowers CDs...hmmm..nah, better make that 6 CDs..the Godzilla soundtrack and the Heroes single just to be sure...

when your next-door neighbor asks you to turn down the music you grab your personal CD player and put on your headphones so you can listen to BDTH as loud as you want to!

you know more about the band than they do about themselves! (gee, we're not obsessed, are we?? *L* thanks for the input, Maria!)

you know you're late for class but you simply can not leave your dorm room because VH1 decided to show the highly underplayed "Three Marlenas" video...you figure the teacher should understand!

your friends are thinking of getting you help for your Wallflowers obsession!

You make a collage out of 70 "stills" from the Sleepwalker video and hang it on your wall! (thanks, Rosie! You might have me beat!)

Have any more of your own?? Just email me and I'll post them for you!

If you want to check out a lot more of these crazy things that we as Wallflowers fans do, go and check out the page entitled Skinny Lips, the original site of the "Wallflower Fan" page! Just go over to my links page!

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