The Literary Genius

For Those Wonderful Try Hards...

What a wonderful world in which we chat, we have our bricks to entertain us but to whom do the bricks turn to for their fun. Other bricks I hear you say. Those that like cyber and the fun of the 'PM'. Well we have a group of Reg's who will go out of their way, and bend over backwards to compose songs, poems and almost novels or saga's to the bricks who we love to hate. I now present you with a selection of our best compositions. The art of Finding just that perfect ode, tune or compostion of line exactly to match the bricks is a mission of great fortidtude and strength, almost a mission impossible.

Q-tip
*sings*

We don't need imagination
We don't have no self-control
We love to cyber in the chat room
We can't leave our dicks alone
Hey chatters, leave us pricks alone
All in all it's just another brick in the Hall

~Brightly~™
*singing*

files are busy
the Daemons' free
where's the Nones'
when u need one....

AcydRayne®
*starts singing*

Hello there brick, my old friend.
I've come to smash you once again.
Because a PM not discreetly,
filled my screen while I was sleeping.
And the words that were written were uncouth,
So unsmooth.
Thus the sound... of smashing.

Wolfman¹
Hello ignorance my friend,
You've come to talk with me again
Spouting all of your vulgarities
Revealing all of your deficiencies
And as the room all laughs at your lame-assed weak come-backs
And dumb attacks
We listen to the sound...of dumbness

(I don't like the last line...try to think of a better one!)

AcydRayne®
Hello ignorance my friend,
You've come to talk with me again.
Spouting all of your vulgarities,
Revealing all of your deficiencies.
As the room all laughs at your lame-assed ploys
and useless noise.
We hear the sound of dumbness

~Brightly~™
So in public you go
take your abuses so loud
in one syllable words you're typing
The caps lock is stuck
your favorite word is &$@K
We listen to the sound of laughter

Doesn't sound right hmmm

AcydRayne®
So into public you will go,
Tossing abuses to and fro,
In one syllable words, you're typing.
Caplock key is stuck, We're griping!
'SUCK MY @$&%' and 'F@%K YOU' pour right out
out of your mouth.
From the reg's.... theres laughter.

. AcydRayne®
And through these halls they walk alone,
Spouting trash that makes us groan.
Hear these words that we may reach you!
Feel this pain so we may teach you!
That your knowledge is as small as a tiny spot.
A lot of rot.
Thus more sounds... of smashing.

~Brightly~™
*L* good acyd
PoetycRayne™
*giggle* Sank you... :) I'd like to call it ... A Ballad for the Bricks.

Wolfman¹
~Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

Now, listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
Poor computer nerd, kept a comp beside his bed
Then one day as he was chattin' in Halloween
Wolfman cut him down like a bullet in the spleen!

Guts, that is...vital organs, body parts

Well, the first thing you know Jed's a raving lunatic
Fellow chatters said, "He's just another brick"
They said "Cloud 9" is the place he oughta' be
So they booted out his ass and chatted merrily!

An ongoing literacy genius is budding, so I will introduce her once and let you all read her work.
*Heavenly Helen*,

Her pic is in gallery 7 on AlBi's page Addicted to Chat check her out amongst others and other fun chat.
Without further Ado.....*Heavenly Helen's* Contribution to Chat and my site so far...

I have a friend
called Lord of Darkness.
He is a great
sadomasachist.

He likes to tease
and loves to dominate.
If you fucked him
I'm sure he'd be great!!!


I have a friend
called Iconoclast,
someone calls him
Icannotlast.

But given the chance
and with a bit of luck,
I know he'd be
a really good fuck/duck!!!


I know this chatter
called Avelina.
No-one dares
to go near her.

She is tough
and can handle most bricks,
cos after all
she is the mistress of sticks!


Oops Crysania
is her name,
lifting Mark's kilt
is her claim to fame.

He gets hassled
by both Brightly and her
because they want to see
his haggis' fur!!


There is this diva
and her name is Brightly.
She is never down
and is always lively.

Hugs 'n' air kissies
is her main fad,
but when it comes down to it
she's just bloody mad!!


I know this bitch
who is a vampyre.
With fangs like swords
and eyes of fire.

But underneath
the scary exterior,
I'm sure there is
a lot more to her.

I know this bloke
who is called The Mime.
He visits the Hallows
from time to time.

But after all
is done and said
he is still
one groovy reg!

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