S
E W E R D O G:
Skinnin'
as an art form
"They called
it life because all the other four letter words were taken." - Sewer Dog
Now, you
got yer skills to a respectable level, you've made yer shoppin' list and
yer ready to start skinnin'. So, how the hell do ya do that? Well, it's
a little complicated, a little dangerous but very, very rewarding. For
our exercise we'll assume yer first target is a worker. You gonna grab
a few tools and put a little coin in the bank, right? So let's get to it:
look
for worker
This'll pull your first victim out of the crowd and into your area.
look
at worker
This'll show ye what they got inhand, if anythin'.
approach
worker
Get's ye within grabbin' distance.
grab
<tool> from worker Well, ye grab it. Was
so 'ard to un'erstand 'bout dat?
Once you've got a'hold of dat tool,
or failed to grab a'hold of it, that worker is gonna react. How they react
will determine what yer gonna do next.
Worker
frowns and begins to retreat - This is good, try to grab again if you
missed. If you've got the tool then retreat and move on to yer next target.
Worker
seys, "What do you think you're doing? I'm calling the guard." - Not
so good. Whether you succeeded of failed, retreat and beat it outta der.
That worker is about to pull a connie outta de crowd to whup ye.
Worker
seys, "Not so fast" and pulls connie outta de crowd - Same thing, retreat
it and beat it. Connie is comin'.
Worker
seys, "Not so fast" and proceeds to whup ye - Retreat and run like
yer head is on fire and yer arse is catchin'. Workers can kick ass with
their bare hands. All that manual labor makes 'em tough as hell. If you
stand there and try to get that tool they'll just beat ye into the ground.
If you try to fight back they'll quit whuppin' you but not before they
scream fer help and yell your name fer everyone in the neighborhood to
hear, too! The only good news is that the worker won't pull a connie out
on ye. Retreat it and beat it.
Worker
starts yelling, "Thief! Guards, a thief!" - Retreat it and beat it.
Everyone in the neighbor knows there's a thief around and have a general
idea where you are. And the worker is about to pull a connie outta the
crowd, too.
So,
there ye have it. Just keep grabbin' tools until you can't carry no more,
yer too bruised up to keep workin' or yer worn out from all that hard work.
Remember to put that tool in yer sack before you go wanderin' off. It wouldn't
do fer anybody to see you walkin' around with a reaping hook in yer hand,
now would it? Now beat it on over to Bibulus or Cadmus and sell yer tools
to them.
Selling tools:
Get
<tool> from <your sack or whatever>
Offer
tool to <bibulus or cadmus>
(Repeat
until all tools received by merchant)
"Bibulus
change (or) "Cadmus change
accept
<bibulus or cadmus>
"You don't
appreciate a lot of stuff until you get older. Little things like being
spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for
in later life." - Sewer Dog
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